~entire novel passes~
The end
(Authors note: than you for staying with me this whole time guys this whole 4 minutes was an incredible adventure that made me a better man and more humble than you for supporting this novel for these 4 minutes)
P.S- I made this novel so that I could fck your mom while you were busy
P.S.S- Your mom's a freak
P.S.S.S- Your Dad's not coming back from work I made sure of that but don't worry I made sure 99.99999999% of the life insurance and remaining assets are going to me for payment because you read my novel so don't worry I'm gonna eat well
P.S.S.S.S- I also fucked you while you were reading that.