"You won't… once I eat you, you will… die." The Golden Fox remarked like a teacher, it appeared that our logic was a little different, she believed one thing regarding shit, I believed another.
Okay, we're having this conversation.
"My lady that's not how it works with me." I fixed my nonexistent glasses.
"Really?"
"Yes, I'm immortal, I can't die… so my body will turn into shit... and remain like that then reform into a human-shaped dump, please no..."
"You're immortal? that's a huge claim, little boy... care to prove that?~" She asked deviously and my threatening senses heightened to the max, but... there wasn't really anything I could do.
*FIUUSH!!*
I don't know when it happened or how… but my bloodied head fell on the sea beside the beautiful silver-haired demoness who was still looking forward.
A clean cut, it was so perfect that usually, I'd feel pain, but I didn't feel anything.
"…"
"…"
Several awkward seconds passed, and she didn't see my body slump back into the sea, instead, she witnessed me standing there with my naked body halfway into the sea.
I made things a scoop more awkward by picking up my floating head and putting it back on my shoulders, allowing it to heal for several seconds, my blood meter decreased by 2%.
Oddly enough the blood that had poured into the sea disappeared not too long after and that wasn't one of my characteristics.
"Please don't do that again, it feels weird." I said while she gasped with her mouth wide open, a big bus could easily fit in there.
"My lady you have to wake up!!" She said hurriedly, thundering the entire place with her yells, but even that sleeping beauty failed to wake up, at this point I didn't know if she was a sleeping beauty or the aftermath of a drunkard.
Her yells were sensed by my enhanced hearing and she almost tore them apart.
"Hey, don't yell!"
This small experiment of hers seemed to have gotten her beyond excited, "What exactly are you? If I burn you… will you die?" The Golden Fox was… panting...?
"If I say yes, will you still burn me?"
"Yes."
"If I say no?"
"Yes~"
A gust of crimson flames fell on me from her mouth, it disintegrated my body into dust faster than a sports car. It felt a little painful, to be honest, I never tried dying by fire before... it seems my mind was already getting used to my immortality.
Pain receptors were used precisely to warn the brain, but I couldn't die and everything would eventually regenerate. So, feeling pain was possibly my brain playing human tricks.
"…"
"..."
Once again there was an awkward silence, my blood meter fell 5%! Now. That's good and all but if this damn Fox keeps playing around I really might die! I couldn't confirm if the meter decreasing to 0 was death, but it certainly wasn't anything good either.
My body reformed completely a few minutes afterwards and the surprised fox regarded me looking at her with a vicious glare, my red eyes shining.
"You did something you shouldn't have..." I told her threateningly, trying to take advantage of her surprise
"Oh really? please have mercy on me oh lord!~" She didn't take me seriously at all, quite the sarcastic fox she ended up being.
"You just said you couldn't die so I'm merely experimenting until master wakes up, don't worry Mr Immortal, I won't attack you again~" She explained, placing her head on top of the sea, oddly enough, not sinking.
"Could you stop trying to kill me and actually explain what's going on? I need to go back to where I was, people are expecting me there." I needed her to take me back to my rejoicing life filled with prospects and sex.
Two words she cared little about it seems.
"Oh… you know little boy, you are here rather late… the summoning ritual was a few months ago, how come you came here after so long?" She deviated from the subject seamlessly and asked something else, months?
"What do you mean?"
"If your process was the same as ours then the reaper should have been trying to get you to us… to think that you're so strong that it took the reaper months to get you here…" It seems the more things she discovered of me, the more surprised she was at my 'prowess'.
But her words rang something on me, a reaper?
Now everything made sense, how come there were so many girls trying to cross the streets, none of them looking sideways during that particular month! it wasn't the act of irresponsible parents not teaching kids how to cross the streets... Truck-kun is a monster indeed, he will lure you with the fake girl and then run you over!
Like a lampfish!
"Are you telling me that the damned truck-kun has been trying to run me over for months!?"
"Truck-kun?" The fox tilted her head in confusion as if wondering what is a 'truck-kun'.
"I don't know who that truck-kun is but... in my case, it was a gigantic black hound that crashed against me and I ended up here~" She explained her own circumstances... turns out Truck-kun was a shapeshifter.
"Forget it, please I need to go back!"
"You can't go back."
"Why not?"
"You belong to this world now, once the summoning has been done and the soul is here… there is nothing to do, little boy… welcome to the Demonic World of Mailares, The Western Ghostly Lands to be more specific~" Her words seemed to contain pride when she said 'Western Ghostly Lands'.
"M-Mailares… no, it can't be… Barbara, Ana… mother, father…" It was confirmed, I wasn't going back...
"I know is hard boy, but this was your fate…" Her words seemed comprehensive... then I felt something engulfing me... a rather big golden furry tail, it was one of her tails!
It was coming from above, once again the darkness disallowed me from seeing her entire body, it must be humongous if only her head is this big.
"Why?!" I wanted to know why I was summoned, did it have something to do with the vampire powers the old man gave me?
"Well, master has her own set of requirements that she places in the ritual... you were the strongest existence in your world… though you're rather small… I guess it makes sense, we were all kinda weak when we were summoned." The golden fox mumbled to herself.
"Is this your master?" I pointed at the still sleeping lady, if she hadn't woken up with everything so far, then I'm sure she's not waking up any sooner.
"This is OUR master~ she's the one that summoned you, the one and only Demon Empress of the Western Ghostly Lands, Zaforia Von Fargas!" Ultimate respect as contained in her voice, sadly... that respect seemed weak when the one she was speaking off was this buxom and harmless sleeping beauty, currently snoring.
"Why are you hyping her up? She's snoring, loudly… her eyes are open."
"Don't mock master! She has bad sleeping habits."
"I'll talk to her about how to be sent back… if possible, could you explain to me this place? my name is Daniel Evans, by the way, we have spoken so much yet we haven't introduced one another." I touched her beautiful and soft fur and 'shook' her tail in a polite way, I rubbed my head against that fur a little more than necessary, something that made her smile in a 'dubious' way.
"Nice to meet you, Daniel~ My name is Lisha Von Fargas, I'm a nine-tailed fox and your second sister, welcome to the family." I felt another thing touching me underwater, hey... it is another tail... she has nine!
A kitsune! any otaku would have passed away.
'Wonderful name... moreover, the second sister? is this the kind of family I'm being included in?' I felt gladly welcomed... she was so hospitable and nice, I decided to forget the fact that she just killed me twice.
"A nine-tailed fox... they're famous from when I come, I mean... they used to exist I think but they don't anymore... we called you kitsunes." I didn't think it was wise telling a proud kitsune -that killed me twice- that her species was used as naughty one-sans in most hentai in the world I come from.
"R-Really? That's sad... I guess we went extinct there too. I was the last one in existence from where I came.
Older sister Lisha and I seemed to hit the ground running, talking about various topics, mostly about the cultivation of plants and vegetables... according to her, where she came from she was considered a goddess of fertility and harvest.
It was an unknown period of time and I was already sitting on one of her tails, we were waiting for our 'master' to wake up, I'd say she was a corpse if she wasn't snoring so loud.
"And what species are you, little brother?" Lisha asked finally, she wanted to know what kind of creature could be unkillable like me. By her words, only 'Big Sis Limu' was unkillable among us.
I didn't know who that person was yet.
"A vampire…"
"What's a vampire…?"
At least I know we're not famous in all realms.
"It is like… a sort of humanoid creature that feeds on blood and is immortal. we have stronger physiques and so on."
"Doesn't sound quite strong to me…" She smirked playfully.
"Hmph! What can you do?" I asked with a mocking of sorts, let's see what she's capable of.
"I can crush mountains~"
"..."
'Well, I certainly can't do that…' I thought dejectedly, hell I don't know if I will ever be able to do that, this system is supposed to help me get stronger yet so far it has only made me drink more and more blood.
"Are you hungry?" She asked suddenly, looking at me with those golden-slitted eyes of hers that seemed to have makeup despite her being a fox.
"Hmmm?" To be honest, I wanted to sink my fangs in her for a while now... but I didn't know how to ask, it was a surprise that she suggested it first.
"You said your species feed on blood, so, big sister just wondered if you were hungry~ do you want to feed on my blood?"
"Would you allow me to?" Oh my god, how considerate of her!
"Of course, but in exchange… you have to let me take a bite of you too~" The wicked fox laughed lightly as if she had just won some jackpot, rendering me silent.
"..." I gulped and not in a good way, this is a gigantic fox we're talking about.
I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going, yes... some bastards have degenerated enough to write those doujinshis.