Paimon
"Holy Shit, that's cold!" I basically hopped out of the shower as fast as I hopped in.
Does this woman not have hot water? I'd have to fix that.
I turned towards the counter to find a pair of basketball shorts. Did she break in? Cause I remember locking the door. Fucking weird.
I towel dried my hair and slipped on the shorts, leaving my shirt drying on the towel rack. I washed it in the sink instead of asking where her machines where.
Although I'm convinced she doesn't have any of those either. I opened the bathroom door and walked down the stairs, enjoying the warmth from the fireplace.
"Ivy, do you not have hot water?" I asked as I walked around to the front of the sofa.
I shut my mouth when I realized she was asleep.
And what a beautiful sight it was. She was completely relaxed, a slight smile on her rosy lips. Her usually scrunched eyebrows were still and emotionless. Ivy's usual green eyes moved around behind her eyelids.
I checked the clock on the TV and it read 11:00. It was definitely late. I stretched and bent over, taking her in my arms.
"Where's your bedroom love?" I whispered, more of a rhetorical question.
"Mm," she groaned," I don't have one. I like my sofa." She mumbled into my chest and my eyes widened.
Sofa? No bedroom? No hot water? What the fuck? How did she live?
"What about the bedroom upstairs?" I walked up the stairs and made my way towards the room.
"It's my brother's. Was my brother's." Ivy yawned and shuffled in my arms.
I tightened my grip and walked into her brothers room, placing her on the bed.
"Sleep here for tonight. I'll take the couch." I smiled and pulled the sheets over her.
"Maybe just for tonight." She yawned and snuggled into the blankets.
I'm surprised she was okay with it. She had protested or argued in pretty much all of the conversations we had today. She must've been tired.
I quietly closed the door and trudged back down the stairs, letting out a yawn.
I wanted my bed. And my hound. I missed him. Although being the little shit he was, he didn't miss me. Just my scraps of food.
I plopped down on the sofa and closed my eyes, sleep accepting me.
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Lucifer
"Oh my god!" A succubus screamed as I pounded my shaft into her backside.
"He won't help you down here sweetness." I whispered into her ear and spanked her average ass. Her vaginal muscles clenched at my shaft and I faked a moan. This girl wasn't anything special.
She felt good, don't get me wrong, but it wasn't amazing. And she was rather loose.
I quickly finished and rolled over on the bed. My sweaty body glued to the sheets.
The succubus threw her leg over mine, and lied her head down on my chest. This was what the humans called 'Cuddling' apparently. It was mostly for people who felt the feeling 'love' towards another person.
I hated that.
"Get out." I yawned.
"W-what? You're gonna kick me out after that special moment we just shared?" The succubus lifted her head and her glazed eyes met mine.
"If you want to keep your head, you'll get the fuck out of my room." I smiled sweetly and she slowly got out of bed and eventually left.
Succubus were for pleasure only. Not emotional attachment and no damn cuddling. I sat up and threw on some actual clothes.
Walking into the hallway, I spotted a familiar cyclops.
"Landom?" I smiled and fixed the cuffs on my dress shirt.
"Ah! Lucifer, just the man I was looking for." He smiled and extended a hand, I shook it and returned to fixing my shirt.
"I have an event to attend to, Walk and talk?" I nodded and he followed.
"I have word from the Hybrids on Earth that Paimon is currently up there." Just as the words left Landom's house I stopped dead in my tracks.
Paimon. Earth.
Paimon is on Earth.
How the fuck? Why the fuck? And who the fuck helped him?
I felt my anger boiling deep in my core.
"How?" Was all I could manage through my gritted teeth.
"Not sure. But no damage has been done and we can't exactly find him." Landom got quieter as he continued.
"So you're telling me, Paimon is on earth? No damage has been done, thankfully. But you can't find him?" I calmed myself. Just because Hell hasn't been compromised yet.
"That's exactly right si-"
I grabbed Landom's shoulders and shoved him into a nearby wall.
"Go. Fucking. Find. Him." I spat in his face, dropping him.
I dusted myself off and continued onto the event.
Paimon could wait.