Alexander and Zachariah are currently sitting on the 12hole of the local country club golf course "patiently" awaiting for the party ahead of them to tee off. (A) "You ever wish you had superpowers or some shit?" (Z) "Oh, fuck ya. I would abuse the piss out of them too. I'm talkin about just being an unpredictable tyrant." (A) "Same!" (Z) "You ever read those reincarnation novels?" (A) "I understand the words that just came out of your mouth but have no idea what you are trying to refer to."
(Z) "They're stories about a person dying, usually in some idiotic way like being hit by a truck and getting to reincarnate into another world. It's usually some fantasy land where they get some cheat ability that allows them to dominate everyone and rule over everything." (A) "Sounds like an interesting concept. How do the authors fill in plot holes or decide what's going to happen throughout the book?" (Z) "Some use surveys to poll their readers so they feel like they are involved with the story and some don't give a fuck what the readers want. Unless there is a large monetary offer to include something specific." (A) "I would probably do a little of both honestly." (Z) "Same."
(Z) "If I suddenly get hit by a truck and die, I am going to ask which ever entity is responsible for reincarnation that you come too." (A) "I appreciate that. If I ever suddenly get hit by a truck and die I'll make the same request." (Z) "The other party is far enough ahead hurry up and tee off. I'm going to "tie my shoe" next to that tree over there." (A) "I think I can still hit'em with my driver but fuck'em. They should have let us pass."