"What is it?!" Joker said into the phone with a scowl.
"Boss we got the information you wanted, we are headed to the abandoned fun house at the pier to meet up." The man on the other side said nervously as he gulped during his reply.
Joker paused a moment, he had to go through his memories to realize that is where they usually met when talking, "Harley and I will be there in twenty minutes, make sure you aren't followed." He said before hanging up not waiting to hear a reply.
"What's up Puddin'?" Harley asked from her position on the couch, she was upside down with her feet swinging in the hair head leaning off the couch.
"The goons. They got the information, we are heading over to the fun house at the pier." He said while getting up, he needed to put on his 'face' before leaving. No one actually got to see it besides Harley, there were no records of his face out there and that is how it was going to stay always.
After putting on the make-up he walked out to find Harley already ready, her skin was a lot paler thanks to what she put on, "Ready Puddin'!" She said with excitement while putting her baseball bat over her shoulder with a wide smile.
He nodded along putting his gun in the waist of his belt, "Let's go!"
The two stole a car while leaving, they didn't have one of their own, mainly because they didn't have the money for it all their money went into them getting to Gotham and hiring thugs. After that they were reduced to using their money on food, now that they were ready though they would take what they wanted.
Along the way Harley had him stop to get them breakfast, he handed her the gun while she went and stole them some breakfast sandwiches and drinks. All he did was hum along to the song that was playing at the moment, when she got back into the car he took off again.
While he drove to the pier she fed him, though most of the drive he drove with his hands off the wheel as he took something to drink. It wasn't long before they made it to the pier, the entire way there they only committed five crimes, three of those being hit and runs.
Not people, no they weren't that lucky, but they did need to change their cars every time since the ones they were in were totaled.
They finally made it there after grabbing something to eat again, though this vendor didn't want to give them the food, so he was still on the ground with a bullet wound. Ignoring that he got out of the car and made his way to the fun house, the goons around all smiled nervously as he made his way inside, they knew how crazy he was,
Harley wasn't making them feel any better since she was singing while swinging her bat around, he was ignoring her antics as they made their way inside. As long as they got the information then he didn't care what the woman did, she could kill them all and he would applaud her as she did so.
"Where is it." He demanded as he walked into the fun house not bothering with pleasantries.
"H-here you go." A man said walking forward handing him a file with some papers.
Harley came in at that moment, he noticed that some blood was on her bat at the moment, but her smile was wide as she made her way in, "Why the smile Harley?" He asked while looking over the file and nodding, plans were already forming in his head as he looked it over.
"Oh nothing. Just a couple of the men outside look at me funny, had to teach them a lesson. I might have been a little to hard on them, whoops!" She said with a giggle while skipping over and jumping on to the table smiling at everyone in the room.
The goons shuddered while glancing at the door, if someone listened closely they would be able to hear the moans of men from outside, Joker ignored it the entire time. As he said before, these people were disposable he didn't need them.
After looking over the file he didn't need these men anymore, smiling he brought out his gun which made everyone in the room tense, without a thought he pulled the trigger killing the first. The others scrambled to get their weapons, he didn't get scared though as Harley launched off the table hitting one upside the head killing him.
Smiling he killed another two in the time it took her to kill another two, she had a crazy smile on her face as she skipped over to him with a wide grin, there was a blood stain on her cheek. When she stood in front of him he reached over and wiped her cheek with the handkerchief he had in the pocket of his coat.
She rocked on the heels of her feet while standing in front of him letting him wipe her face, "So what are we going to do Puddin', seeing as we don't need these people anymore." She said while looking at the bodies around them.
"Falcone has some men moving in on this bank. Apparently he has some interest in taking some money from Maroni." Joker explained, the man already had a team set up to take it all tomorrow, which would work with him.
Their whole plan was listed out for him, he didn't know how these goons got to know everything but it was helpful to them, "So what are we going to do Puddin'?" She asked while twirling her bat.
"Now we announce our arrival into Gotham, it is time they knew about The Joker and Harley Quinn." He said with a grin while walking towards the doors, she followed along skipping and laughing.
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"We do this right or Falcone will kill us, this is our redemption. We can't screw up like last time, I like living thank you very much." A man with a mask on said to four other people as they sat in the back of a van, the driver was listening to them while nodding in his head.
"Don't worry we got this set up. Falcone already bribed the guards, no one is going to play hero today. We just need to stop the two guards taking in the money, after that things will go smoothly." Another man said nodding at the words of the first.
"We're approaching the building, everyone get ready and remember. No Russian." The driver said with a little laugh at the end.
The other also let out a laugh before opening the back doors, the each were carrying AK-47's with them, just in case something went wrong then they could handle it.
After exiting they moved down the alley stopping at the mouth of it, the slowly crept towards the men moving the money off the truck, they didn't make it in time before the men got inside. Though they were able to stop the door from closing as one of the men put their foot in the corner of the door.
"No one has to get hurt, just hand over the money and everything will be fine. Don't try to be a hero Mr. Bank Manager, we just want the money, it's not even yours." One of the men said putting the gun in his face.
"You know whose money this is right, he will find you and kill you for doing this." The manager said not scared at all by what was going on, it was Gotham things like this happened every day.
"Maroni won't find out shit. We have it all covered." One said with a feral grin that was the only thing seen other then his shinning green eyes behind the mask.
As they were talking the other two were already stuffing the money inside duffle bags, the whole hallway was stiff as the tension in the air could be cut with a knife. Suddenly a woman in a pencil skirt and white button shirt walked by and froze, seeing what was happening she didn't move again and stared, a gun already pointed at her.
The tension was broke as a ball rolled between them all, before they could get a good look it exploded letting out Pink, Blue and Green smoke into the air. Giggling was heard as bodies started to fall, one of the men scared took a shot but only heard it hitting the wall so he stopped.
Before he could calm down his world went black as a bullet hole was now in the center of his forehead, as the smoke cleared bodies were on the floor. Surprisingly the bank manager and the girl were still standing, the four men were dead lying on the ground, the no longer had the mask covering their faces though.
"Well that wasn't much fun Puddin'!" Harley said with a pout as she looked over to Joker who was holding two of the duffle bags that were being used.
"We can go out tonight and you can have yourself some fun wherever we go, don't worry about holding back." He said looking at her with a smile which she returned hearing his words.
"Y-You know whose money--" The manager tried to speak but when Joker looked over at him his body froze.
Tilting his head Joker walked over taking a staple and slamming it on his forehead, the manager screamed as a playing card was stuck in his forehead now with some blood leaking. Harley giggled loudly while skipping next to him with her own duffle bag over her shoulder.
"There is no place you can hide!" The manager managed to shout before they made it out the back door.
They both stopped looking back at him, "Who is hiding I'm The Joker, and this is my Lovely assistant and co-conspirator Harley Quinn. Tell Maroni he can find us any time."
Harley smiled widely looping her arms through his as they made their way to the van, inside was already the dead driver, they killed him before even entering. "This is going to be the start of a beautiful adventure." Harley sung as she got into the passenger side.