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Chapter 5 - 5) Plans and Training (1)

Joker stood there tapping his leg, he knew that Catwoman was just standing in one place she hadn't moved since the smoke bomb went off, same as him. He was glad the first meeting was just him and these two, he knew if Harley was here she would rush in rather then take things slow, which would mess up the little fight he was about to have.

After five seconds he felt it before seeing it, Batman took a swing at him from the side, with his natural instincts he tilted out of the way. That didn't stop Batman from attacking though, Joker had to move faster to keep up with the man, but their training, well Batman's and his fighting were to similar for either to get the upper hand.

Joker wasn't taking it seriously though he was just matching Batman, of course he couldn't tell if Batman was going all out or not but he wasn't that was for sure. Batman seemed to realize this too as he pushed himself more, laughing some Joker quickly brought out his gun and shot at Batman landing a hit on his chest making the man grunt.

Joker laughed a little more, "What's wrong Batsy, you having a little trouble taking little old me down?"

"Stay still and this will be a lot easier.......on you." He said his deep voice growling as he tried stunning the Joker only for him to avoid it at the last second.

From the corner of his eye Joker saw Catwoman sneak out, Batman didn't seem to care as he was solely focused on attack Joker at the moment. Becoming bored though Joker decided to end this, he wasn't going to kill Batman at this moment though, no he would break the man before he killed him.

"Well this has been fun, but I am sure we both have better places to be." Joker said before landing a kick on Batman's chin, the man was sent flying in the air a few feet away.

With that little time Joker fled from the place, though that didn't stop Batman from chasing the man down which only made him laugh as he ran. This was one of the only times he did the famous Joker laugh, he threw a few smoke bombs from his coat making the street coated in green smoke as he ran laughing all the way.

As he turned the corner he moved out the way as a Batarang came flying right near his face, watching it he saw it hit the wall before exploding in a flash bang. All it did was move some of the smoke before Batman swung in, before the man could fully land he tackled him and punched him in the jaw making his head whip to the side.

"HAHAHAHA!!!" He laughed right in the face of Batman using one of his own tasers to shock him.

Since he was able to get the taser through the mask it hit skin, Batman laid frozen on the ground as Joker laughed hopping away enjoying his first encounter with the man, it was fun. As he was heading back to his base he got a call from Harley telling him that the woman got the apartment transferred to him, which was good news as more plans came to him.

"Harley I need you to change that, I know what we are going to do with that money. See if you can make an offer for the whole building, I have some plans." Joker said with a wide smile knowing what he was going to do next was going to have a huge impact with both the criminal and superhero world.

"Alright Puddin' I will do that right----" She said but he cut her off before she could continue.

"No not now Harley. Head home, I will meet you there, but bring some dinner let's celebrate while I tell you all about my new plan. I also want to train you some more." He said while thinking about how well of a fighter she was, it was something that could be improved and he was going to do just that.

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Thirty minutes later he met her at the door as he walked inside their now temporary base, "PUDDIN'!!!" She said excitedly as she jumped on his back, he could smell the Chinese food that was in the bag that she had brought with her.

He just rolled his eyes, they had only been apart for a couple of hours but it seemed that was long enough for her to miss him, "Smells good. What did you buy?"

She explained what she bought while asking him something in return, "So what is this about training? I thought you taught me all you could about fighting, I have been working on my flexibility by myself so I can move round better."

"Well I didn't teach you everything. There wasn't enough time between then and before we came to Gotham, so I think I should teach you everything now though." He said while taking a container and stabbing piece of beef before putting it into his mouth.

"Well that's fine, any chance to get my hands on you Puddin'. I will go back and get my Mallet so I can also train with that, do you know any training with it?" She asked at the end looking up at him as a she slurped up a noodle.

He closed his eyes thinking over the knowledge of all the weapons he knew how to use and surprisingly it was there, it seemed that whoever trained John Wick trained him in everything. He laughed on the inside looking at all the ways to kill a man with a Pencil, it seemed that with the enhanced knowledge it gave him a lot of ideas with it.

"Yeah I can help you with that, there are some idea that come to mind. Just pick it up and come back tomorrow, I thought you would have come with it earlier but, who cares." Joker said finishing off his food and taking off his shirt, "Since you are here now though let's train a little and we will work with the Mallet later."

Harley let a piece of orange chicken drop from her mouth as she stared at his bare chest, he rolled his eyes before walking over to an open area, "Anytime you are ready Harley." He said with a smile.

That got her out of her seat and quickly ran over to him, "So what's first Puddin'?" She asked with a smile.

He didn't answer but rushed her and threw a punch at her face, she moved in time just as the fist was about to hit her, he smiled and went to attack again. He started slow with her so that she could keep up with him, when he knew she was ready he would go tougher on her.

As time passed she seemed to tire but that only fuel him to push her more, she saw this and tried her best but as she grew more tired he was landing more hits on her. Joker didn't slow down though, he wasn't going to go easy on her when he knew that none of their opponents would either, he was getting her ready for them all.

They were, well she was a regular human, he was going to do everything he could do to get her stronger and make sure that she stayed by his side for as long as possible.

When he finally saw that she was about to faint he stopped, Harley slumped to her knees while breathing hard, "We will be doing this a lot from now on, I had a change of plans from now until I deem you ready all we will do is train and rob for money. Other then that we won't focus on anything else, when I believe you are ready we will move on to the second part of my plan."

"*Huff* *Huff* Alright Puddin'." She said while struggling to stand.

Looking at her he moved forward lifting her up taking her to the bedroom, he put her down on the bed before going into the bathroom and getting a wash cloth. Going back into the room he wiped the make-up from her face, she was already out cold so she couldn't take a shower but he would make her take one in the morning after a nice sleep.

Seeing that she was asleep he took a shower himself before going to open the laptop they had, it was something that was more advanced then what he was use to but got the hang of it. Within minutes he cleared all streets and camera's that caught his face, along with any that caught Harley's face too, they needed the shadows longer.

From the money they stole they had got $4 million, it was somewhere to start but it was way less then what he would need to start his plans, he no longer just wanted a club. He wanted to be a major boss that was feared everywhere, and he knew where to start, a slow grin grew on his face as he thought of it.