An hour later, Zuni was sitting in the backseat of a black luxury car fanning her face with her hands. Although it was raining out, she still felt hot. It must be the hotness emitted by her extremely hot husband that was making her body hot and bothered.
[Ugh, Zuni, you can't afford to be seduced now.]
[Someone, please tell my husband to switch off Seduction mode.]
"What else is fake like your name?" Song Jingren asked in a cold voice as he looked at the red books in his hand. He knew that once he entered that red building his life would be changed forever but he had never imagined for it to change this way.
"Excuse me?" Zuni looked at him, slightly offended. Did Baobei just call her fake? She touched her chest softly as she looked at her beautiful self. How could he? Did he know he was breaking her heart by calling her fake? "Lara and Zara are real just like Cara!"
It was Song Jingren's turn to be shocked again. Of course, he knew who Lara, Zara and Cara were! He had heard a lot about the three of them when they were together. The man inside him agreed that he adored all three of them.
But how could this woman be so brazen in broad daylight? Did she have no filter on her mouth?
Then again, when did his Zuni have a filter?
His Zuni?
What the heck was wrong with him?
She could go to hell for all he cared for!
Dammit, she would torture the hell out of the poor devil there with her antics. She was fine where she was for now.
"I'm talking about your name, " Song Jingren said as he pinched the bridge of his nose. God, please give him the patience to survive through this storm. "Not your chest and butt!"
"Oh, I didn't tell you my official name is not Zuni?" Zuni scratched the back of her head. She and her Baobei were in a relationship for more than two years and they never called each other by names. She was so shy to call her Baobei by his name and so she always called him by this endearment and he called her Ai (Love).
She gasped loudly as she looked at him in utter shock. "I never told you that my real name is Long Reine?!"
Song Jingren gave her a dirty look.
"Never mind, you know now," Zuni said with a shrug. "Baobei, we are a legally married couple. We belong to each other for the rest of our lives."
It was Song Jingren's turn to gasp loudly. "You didn't read the prenup, did you?"
Of course, he was pretending to be shocked. After all, he had learned a little bit of acting from her too.
Zuni blinked her eyes in confusion. She didn't know what he was talking about. "You know I hate reading anything. Especially warnings and documents. Isn't it the reason why I fell for you despite the fact you were a big red flag!"
Song Jingren smirked as he looked at her delicate face that was hiding a devil behind. "My dear temporary wife, you didn't think I would marry you or any other woman without keeping my benefit in mind. I'm a businessman. You should know that we are married only for three months and after that, I don't have to see your deceiving face. Also, can you stop calling me that disgusting endearment? Every time, you call me that in your sickly sweet voice, I feel disgusted with myself. We are done, Zuni. Oh, Miss Long, it is."
Zuni aka Long Reine shed her skin faster than a snake as she hissed. "Mr Song, you are wrong again. It's not Miss Long. It's Mrs Song. It doesn't matter for how long I hold this title but for as long as I'm Mrs Song, I expect you to use the right title to call me or I can always ignore your arrogant ass."
"Stop the car!" Song Jingren said in a cold voice.
How dare she order him around!
Special Assistant Lu shivered but he pressed his foot on the brakes. Wasn't everything chocolates and rainbow in the life of newly married couples?
How did it change into knives and slurs so quickly?
"Get out!" Song Jingren told his temporary wife.
"Hubby, you are kicking out your wife?" Zuni gaped at him. "Mom was right, I shouldn't fall at male beauty but their intelligence. What can I say I'm a sucker for beauty?" As she realised that she spoke too much nonsense, she put her hands on her mouth and shook her head. "Hubby, I was wrong. I am not a sucker for male beauty but you. Your chiselled face is still at the top of the list. Add your bank balance, you are unbeatable."
"Didn't I tell you to stop calling me by that disgusting nickname that makes my skin crawl?" Song Jingren coldly said.
He found Zuni pouting adorably.
'You are pathetic, Song Jingren.' He said to himself.
"I'm not calling you Baobei. Our status has been upgraded," Zuni said as a matter of fact.
"Fine, enjoy it while it lasts," Song Jingren replied ruthlessly. "For now, scram, from whichever hole you came from!"
Special Assistant Lu felt that it was his turn to handle the matter or President Song's new wife would run away after experiencing his inhumane personality and General Song would shoot both him and his boss for letting Madam Song run away only after an hour after his boss and she got married.
"Angel–" Special Assistant Lu felt that he spoke something wrong when he felt a glare his way. "Miss Long!"
Another glare.
What should he call her?
If he called her Angel that she was, President Song gave him a deadly glare.
If he called her Miss Long, the beauty angel would turn into a bloodthirsty demon.
What should he do now?
"Mrs Song," He took the risk. Although his boss glared at him, it wasn't that deadly. "President has an important meeting in half an hour. I will book you a cab from here."
Since he called her Mrs Song, Zuni flashed him a bright smile, gaining back the status of angel with bright halo in his heart. Little did he know he could even ask for life by calling her Mrs Song so sweetly, not her life of course. Her life only belonged to her hubby.
"Hubby, I will see you at home, " Zuni said as she got out of the car and waved at him lovingly. "I will cook for you. Bye, bye, have a good day at the office. Assistant Lu, please take care of my hubby or I will deduct your salary."
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A/N: Zuni and her ever-so important Nonsense! She drives the poor man insane. May Lord give patience to Song Jingren for handling the storm called Zuni Long!