What the fuck was that dream? First it felt like I was floating and then I heard muffled voices talking about an egg? Why would I dream about people talk about an egg in the first place, anyways after they stopped talking the heat around me rose to what felt like somewhere between 500° and 600° fahrenheit.

anyways that dream was probably a one time thing, just like that time in college.... fucking Rebecca getting my hopes up n' shit.

while I was walking through the streets of Baltimore I heard screaming in an alleyway,

and for a second I became the purest form of a white man. Instead I walked away after remembering that's junkie alley.

Anyways where was I? oh yeah, I was walking through the streets of Baltimore to go to my local convenience store.

I got there safely and with no prostitutes trying to seduce me, I mean I'm not ugly but I'm definitely not hot.

After entering the convenience store I head to the back specifically to the ramen and soda section, you know the usual 21 year olds meal. when I got that I went to check out and talked to my favorite (only) cashier.

"hey barb"

"hey Will"

"I'll take another lottery ticket."

"which one?"

"18"

"that will be $16.83"

"thank you"

after getting my shit I left, while walking out I see a little girl running in the street and she tripped while a truck that looks very familiar...

anyways I ran to go get the little girl and I actually got her and me out of the way before the truck came by.

'not that easy truck kun'

"are you sure about that?" says a disembodied voice that sounds like a certain wrestler.

right after that I hear a tire screech, I look back and the truck turned around and is approaching very quickly.

"Oh, you are approaching me?"

"I can't Isekai you without getting closer"

"then come as close as you dare" I say as I start running at the truck

unfortunately.... I didn't win...

Darkness.....

stars.....

and Morgan freeman's voice?

"hello there young one"