Morgan freeman.....
Well guess Jim did meet God.
while floating in what seems to be space, God appeared in front of me. I thought I would go to hell but that still might happen, we'll see.
"hello?"said Morgan
"oh hello" said the purple fireball
"do you always narrate your own life?"
"yeah even the author does it"
"who?"He said while having a confused expression
".... nevermind"
"anyways I have decided to do a real of reincarnation and you are the lucky winner!"
"so I didn't get this by being good?"
"no, you were a fucking hermit. you didn't do anything"
"oh..."
"now let's spin your new life!" he said as a wheel of fortune ripoff popped into existence
"please spin it"
"ok" I said as I of course spun it
it landed on Pokemon....
"well that's boring..."
"don't care. next!"
another wheel appeared this time saying Pokemon and human
"you know the deal"
"yup" I said as I spun it
it landed on Pokemon again!
"why me...."
"next your wishes!"
"how many?"
"3"
"my first wish is the gamer system from the gamer"
"normie."
'fuck you'
"the fuck you think about me mortal?"
"nothing, my second wish is to have a perfect affinity for fire"
"done"
"my third is have a humanoid form that I can turn off and on whenever I want"
"easy, now out you go!"
"wai-"
................
in the outskirts of a forest lies a farm with a man and woman with a kid watching an egg with both parents having a Pidgeot next to them, while staring at the egg it shined for but a moment.
("I wonder what happened?")