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Chapter 2 - Examination Di

On day 3, I carried 2 water bottle's but unluckily

before I reached the place where my van stops ,van has

already left, I missed the sclhool van and my mom dropped

me to the school exactly before 5 minutes to prayer, I kept

my bag near a tree and stood in the assembly

last-to-second, I carried a water bottle with me and I am

eagerly waiting for the speech to be completed and the

speech has ended, she came and stood beside me, I gave

her water bottle and said that she would be effected by

dehydration, if she don't take enough water, she smiled and

drank some water and gave me my water bottle.

I was

watching her beautiful smile.When I took the bottle it was

empty and I am shocked.She asked "What happened?", looking at my shocked

face.

"Are U a Camel?" I asked.

She looked angrily at me and the lines departed one

by one and she went to her class which is beside my class.

I

am in my class thinking of how to interact with her when

suddenly maths sir asked where is my homework and I

said,

"I went home yesterday when I collapsed because of

dehydration".

Sir said, "You have eaten food even though you collapsed?

, didn't you watch movies or cartoons after going home? , If

you are really interested in maths, you would have asked

the remaining students and would have done the

homework.Now get out of my class".

I was standing in the corridor and for the first time I am

happy because I got punishment, I started looking at the

seniors class hoping to see that girl, she is sitting in her

second bench and she saw me, even though I am happy

when I saw her, I felt like she would think of me as an Idiot.

Maths period ended quickly and I entered into my

class even though I would like to sit in the senior's class.In

the interval time which is just 15 minutes, I started looking

for her as soon as I entered her class, there are few seniors

who are my friends but those idiot's didn't came to school

on that day, I went near the dais, suddenly someone

slapped on my face very hard and it is Amit, my old

enemy, who used to eat the chocolates I brought without

asking and used to fight with anyone for no reason.

I am

already frustrated that she is not in the class and here the idiot started a fight, we were fighting madly and our P.E.T sir came and made us kneel down on the dais.I saw her but

look at my unlucky day where I got punishments for no

reason and I am sure that she would never talk with me.

I

made a bad impression. I want to call her, even though I

was taking punishment, I don't know her name so I wanted

to ask her name and said,

"Hey camel, what is your name?"

The idiot beside me whose regular job is taking

punishments laughed loudly and she came near to me and

asked my name,

I said, "I am Reyansh '', without hesitating a moment

she called the English lecturer who was passing-by and

complained about me.

She said ,"Mam , Reyansh has been calling me Camel

since yesterday, the moment I gave a speech about

camels".

I am shocked to know that she gave a speech about

camels the previous day and to my bad luck the speech

was prepared by English mam. She went to her class and

Mam looked angrily at me.

I am happy that she knows my

name now and I went to my class and it is English

period.Mam came to the class and looked angrily at me and

asked me to write a speech or essay and I accepted to

write something and opened the book , mam made me sit

in the last bench which is empty and I started writing,

half-of-the period ended while my paper was still empty,

suddenly I remembered a song which I listened to yesterday,

it was, "Why This Kolaveri Di", I changed and wrote

something like,

*"Why This Examination Di"*

Why this examination examination di,

monthu month , exam exam.,

exam sake readingu, reading booksu, head painingu.

Why this examination examination di,

exam papers full of questions

questions full of confusion

paper, pen, meetu meet, my exam failu.

Why this examination examination di,

Mama ap kele answer sheet podu.,

Mama now answer sheet change

Answer sheetu change, change

writing in that none

pen la inku fullu , fullu, paper la answer nilu,

Why this examination examination di,

Mama now progress givingu,

chetula progress

Only Enligshu , Hand la progress

Progress la marksu, mom dad scoldingu,

progress progress O' My progress

you showed me hellu

hellu hellu O' my hellu , they beaten me wellu,

thisu song for-us studentsu

we could have a choiceu,

Why this examination examintion di.

My English class ened and teacher left the class with the

paper in which I wrote

"Why this Examination di ????"