' ' thinking

- someone who is talking

" " things that are happening

* * expressions

~ ~ whispering

>< narrator

- - sound effects

( ) revealing the person

# # images

[ ] me

___________ this line is like a skip no not time skip like uh a cut in movies yeah that one like where it instantly shows the good stuff.

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>Once upon a time, there was a great pirate. his name was

Gol

D

Roger.

He had conquered every single treasure that existed. his last words before his execution have inspired pirates around the world.<

>But this is not the story of Gol D Roger.<

Saitama- Uh? Where am I? This place looks familiar.

"trees rustling from the wind"

-phewwww-

"Saitama looked at the short kid with pink hair and circle glasses with his expressionless face"

Saitama- Uh, hello there.

?- Uhm are you alright?

Saitama- I'm fine, but I think I got lost in this forest.

?- And what's with those clothes?

Saitama- Ah, this? This is my hero suit. Are there no heroes around here?

( Coby )

Coby- A hero? I see... We don't have anything like that here. is that similar to the Marines? They protect innocent people from bad guys. It's my dream to become one!

Saitama- Never heard of them. Anyway, if you want to become one, just go for it.

Coby- I wish I could...

Saitama- By the way, do you maybe have a boat or something?

Cody- Oh! Actually, I do, but I never finished it. I wanted to run away with it.

Saitama- Why is that?

Coby- Well, it's kind of a long story, you see... I'm trapped working for a pirate crew as a caretaker. Wait! you said you are a hero! can you help me run away? Please, help me! It's been two years already, I've been working my ass off just to stay alive! I really want to get away from them!

Saitama- What about the boat, then?

Coby- She might destroy it as soon as she finds out! I need to make sure that she won't chase after me and beat me up! Please, hero! help me run away from those bad guys!

"Suddenly an ugly fatass woman suddenly showed up and smashed Coby's boat with a big ass mace."

?- Found you, you damn rascal! were you hiding from me?!

Coby- GWAAAAAAH!!

Saitama- ?

"boat torn into pieces"

-crash-

-thunk-

Coby- My... boat is...

( Alvida )

Alvida- So that was your plan! Such an ungrateful bastard! Who do you think kept you alive all this time!?

Coby- No, you're mistaken, that was for you... I was building it as a gift...

Saitama- Is this fat woman the one you were trying to run away from?

"Everyone was shocked with wide faces."

#image here#

Everyone- !?!?

Random pirate 1- F-F-F-F-!!!!

Random pirate 2- Did he just say-

Coby- Are you crazy?! She's a pirate! Why did you have to go and piss her off?!?

Alvida- I will beat your bald head into a bloody paste!!!

Saitama- 'Wait, did that kid say she is a pirate? I thought that a cosplay or something.'

"Saitama then slap her with his left hand which is popularly known, thot begone!"

[ the last part is a joke oke ]

-slap!-

Alvida- !!!!!

-thompf!-

Random pirate 1- Oh no!!!!

Random pirate 2- Captain Alvida!!!

Random pirate 3- Just how the hell did he defeat her?!

Random pirate 4- Don't know, I couldn't see the attack! it kinda looked like she bounced off his body Maybe he can create barriers!

Saitama- "points at the pirate group" Hey you. Don't bully kids.

Random pirate 3- Please. spare us! we will find a job and give up being pirates right away!

Saitama-?

everyone- we will! do anything you want.

Saitama- mmh... give the kid a boat to say sorry.

Coby- *crying* Hero... you are the best!

"After the pirates finished building the ship both Coby and Saitama started to sail in the seas! while also having a little chat :3"

Coby- So you're looking for a good fight?

Saitama- Yup, pretty much.

Coby- Why don't you join the marines? You'd be paid to fight bad guys.

Saitama- Why? I'm doing well as a B-class pro hero, you know.

Coby- B-class?

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Coby- What about allying with them?

Saitama- Don't know. You're really obsessed with this story, aren't you? I mean if I find a monster or something... I will take it out and claim that.

Coby- uh? what do you mean monster? I'm a bit lost

Saitama- ...? There are no monsters in this place?! what am I doing here, then?! no monster means no growth!

Coby- Join the marines! you will have the chance to fight pirates!

Saitama- Again with that thing!

>Saitama is lost in a world with no monsters.<