Ark Giga Memes

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

“Come not between the Dragon and his Wrath.” — William Shakespeare The year was 2140, and Earth was nothing but a distant memory. Humanity now drifted through the galaxies aboard colossal ARKs, massive skyships that served as the last bastions of civilization. Yet, these ARKs were more than just floating cities; they were humanity’s last containers, preserving what remained of their species. A century before Earth's final collapse, humanity discovered a gateway to a realm known as Eternia — a fantastical world straight out of myth and legend. Reaching this realm required more than just advanced technology; it demanded a complete departure from the physical body and entry into a mysterious process known as the Dream Weave. In the present day, Cloud lived aboard ARK NO. 427, where he had been training from a young age to step into the Dream Weave. He was a standout among his peers, excelling in every tasks that came his way. Everything seemed to be on track for him — until the pivotal day of the Class Selection process.

Ark, a budding human magician enjoying his second life in a new world full of swords and magic left his home to become an adventurer, only to be defeated on a goblin subjugation quest. Waking up in a light-less cavern, Ark's battle for survival begins with his lower half! Can he rise to the task of being the brand new freely shared husband of an entire tribe consisting of only female goblins who want nothing more than to procreate with him every waking moment?

"Transmigrate as the Final Villain of the novel..." Ark stared at his reflection in the mirror he held. It was Theos Von Fallen, the final villain of his favorite novel. Although he was the final villain and the strongest in the novel, he was killed by the protagonist and his harem in the finale. [Ding. The Heroine Snatching System has started] Ark gave a crooked smile when he read the system message in front of him... "Exchange!" he shouted, unwilling to accept the fate they had in store for him. Trapped in the world of his favorite novel as the most "evil" and powerful villain, Ark, now Theos, will use his knowledge as a fan obsessed with the novel to take away all the protagonist's opportunities. Whether he can become the focus of the whole show or whether a script will dictate his fate, he will decide! He will live as a true villain who doesn't care about anything but his life and his loved ones.

Hiroshi Tanaka has always been a loner, rejected by his crush and told he wasn’t a “real man.” When a celestial being offers him a chance to prove himself, Hiroshi is thrust into a reverse-gender world where men are rare and revered. Now inhabiting the body of a handsome, wealthy young boy, Hiroshi must navigate a society dominated by women, win their hearts, and fulfill his mission to become the ultimate “giga chad.” But as he learns the true meaning of strength and confidence, Hiroshi begins to question if becoming the perfect man is really what he needs—or if his greatest challenge is finding out who he truly is.

Reborn into a perilous and unforgiving world, a young teen who was reicarnated navigates its trials with a unique approach. Unlike other reincarnators who tirelessly strive for dominance or survival, he chooses to embrace the chaos with a sense of humor and a thirst for adventure, using wit and charm to ease the burdens of his new life. In the game world of Daedalus Eternus-a land rife with magic, intrigue, and danger-he sets his sights on achieving both greatness and personal fulfillment. Along the way, he inadvertently attracts a diverse group of admirers, forming unexpected bonds and a harem that was never part of his original plan. With an unconventional outlook, he balances growing power with the pursuit of joy, carving his own unpredictable path in a world teeming with challenges. __________________ Before he begins his joyride(not literal) in the world of Daedalus Eternus, Arthas first undergoes the Trial of Flare which is shown in Pollus Academy Chapters labelled "Relic of the Bloodfire". The MC is not some goodie-two-shoes even before the Pollus Academy Exam. If he needs to kill, he will kill. Lest this isn't your preference of a book, better off finding a better one than this ongoing work of mine.

*WARNING* MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY [cultivation and mythology] [Dark] [for readers] "dear readers, this is dark novel with taboo themes and the fist part of the novel contains heavy corruption, the MC will face hardship in the beginning of the corruption ark as corruption and in the later of the corruption ark, the MC will start taking revenge, till the end of revenge arc and yes there is happy ending but how? you'll know at the end of the novel." Genre: cultivation, R18, system, NTR, Milf, bestiality, mythology, Heavy corruption etc,. [Note to readers: While some may assume this novel is solely intended as explicit content, it actually contains a compelling story-line. The novel is divided into two parts: the first explores themes of corruption, while the second focuses on revenge.] "Please remember, this novel is more than just an erotic tale - there's a rich, intriguing story woven throughout. I urge you to keep supporting me, as your motivation is what drives me to continue crafting an engaging story." Synopsis: Ye Yang, the 4th young master of the Ye cultivation clan, was once the weakest member of his family. His feeble cultivation and stagnant growth made him a target for bullying, and he was stripped of his chance to become clan head. While his peers surpassed him, reaching advanced stages like Qi Awakening and Meridian Opening Cultivation Stage, Ye Yang remained stuck at the 9th level of Body Tempering. Ashamed and defeated, he isolated himself from his family, refusing to meet anyone, including his mother Yu Mei and sisters Ye Ling and Ye Mu. Although his father saw him as a disgrace to the Ye family, he still tried to help Ye Yang overcome his limitations. In a desperate attempt to escape his misery, Ye Yang tried to end his life by cutting his wrist. But as he lay dying, a mysterious voice intervened: "If you don't want to live for yourself, then be mine and entertain me." Ye Yang lost consciousness, only to awaken the next morning to a strange screen window: [Choice-based System] [Welcome: Player Ye Yang] This marked the beginning of his transformation, as he embarked on a journey guided by the enigmatic System, confronting his dark past, and uncovering the secrets of his world. [EXTRA INFO] *In chapter 15 you can see unofficial map of the world* *you can read about cultivation stages/realm in comment section of first chapter* [Leave your reviews] OG_Novalist

The Story Follows A Parallel World Like Earth Where Some Young Men And Women Regularly Awaken Magical Weapon Called Baze Those Who Successfully Awaken An International Training Organization Named Ark Protects These Young Teenager And Train Them In The Use Of Their Power This Story About A Sword Hero Akatsuki Osawa And His Beautiful Sister Miu Osawa

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

The world had never been on his side, despite his struggles on keeping his loved ones safe, the cruel world decided to end his life in that instant. But even then, his life did not end... More rather, it became quite a surprise. ============ Each chapter will have 4k - 6k Words Only Chapter 1 and 2 have less then 4k Words

One day, he was about to leave his house in the direction of his work, however he could not react to the situation, when he went out the door of his house and suddenly appeared on an island quite familiar to him.

Un día, estaba por salir de su casa en dirección de su trabajo, sin embargo no pudo reaccionar ante la situación, cuando salió por la puerta de su casa y de repente apareció en una isla bastante familiar para él.

Normalmente alguien juega videojuegos para escapar de su realidad. El debil podría ser el héroe más grande de toda una galaxia. El temeroso podría enfrentarse a ejércitos poderosos solo, y salir victorioso. Pero ¿Y si estuvieran dentro de uno? ¿Aceptarían su nueva realidad o tratarían de regresar a su antigua vida? ARK Survival Evolved y los personajes de distintas franquicias no son de mi propiedad, créditos a sus creadores. La historia se va publicando también en wattpad, esta es la versión sin censura de varios temas (entre ellos el sexo)

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

MC ---> Villain Ark Maldover, the False Grand Sage, finds himself reincarnated as Archivold Peristine, a half-blood Lycan abandoned in the depths of an unforgiving forest. Stripped of his past power and glory, he faces a harsh new reality with no parents, no allies, and a system that grudgingly doles out meager rewards. With only his wits, determination, and a relentless drive to reclaim his strength, Ark must overcome insurmountable odds to rise again. Can the once-legendary sage shatter his limits and prove that even a "false" grand sage can surpass the gods themselves?

In the vast expanse of the Godverse, a young god named Ark has emerged with a bold ambition: to become the Lord of the Godverse. With his exceptional abilities and unwavering determination, Ark sets out on a perilous journey to achieve his goal. As he navigates the complex web of alliances and rivalries between gods, Ark must contend with hidden threats and unexpected challenges. Powerful forces, both within and outside the Godverse, seek to undermine his ambitions and claim the throne for themselves. Joined by a group of powerful companions, each with their own unique abilities and motivations, Ark must use his cunning, strength, and strategic thinking to overcome the obstacles in his path. Together, they will face formidable foes, unexpected betrayals, and surprising revelations as they strive to achieve Ark's ultimate goal. With the fate of the Godverse hanging in the balance, Ark's journey will take him to the very limits of his power and his resolve. Will he be able to overcome the hidden threats and achieve his ambition, or will the forces of opposition prove too strong to overcome? The path to becoming the Lord of the Godverse is fraught with danger, but Ark is determined to succeed, no matter the cost. Whatever it is, it is now the time for the judgement....

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

In the Godverse, a realm where gods and mysterious beings with enigmatic powers reside, a young man named Ark emerges with a burning desire to uncover the secrets of his existence. Born within this vast expanse, he is driven by an insatiable curiosity about the mysteries of the Godverse and his place within it. As Ark navigates the intricate landscape of the Godverse, he begins to unravel the threads of a complex tapestry, woven from the very fabric of reality. The whispers of the Infinitums, powerful beings with unfathomable potential, echo through the cosmos, hinting at secrets and mysteries beyond even the gods' comprehension. But as these entities start to take actions, their existence will set in motion a chain of events that will change the Godverse forever. The balance of power will shift, and the very fabric of reality will be reshaped. The gods, the Infinitums, and all other beings will be forced to adapt to a new reality, one where the rules of the past no longer apply. What lies at the heart of the Infinitums' power? What secrets do they hold, and what is the true nature of their infinite potential? Can Ark rise to challenge their dominance, or will the Godverse be forever altered by their actions? And what of his own destiny - will he find his place among the gods, or will he forge a new path, one that will reshape the very fabric of existence? Whatever it is, it is now the time for the judgement...

Left alone to the world to bear, Eren lives with a special type of blood coursing through his veins. Having a bit of his powers unlocked all thanks to an event when he was young, he is seen as a strange person since he has no affinity for any elements that are cultivated but soon discovers that he's able to cultivate one of the lost element ability. With new things happening to him in his life, Eren learns more about the truth of his cursed blood as he rises to the major top of his world with strong enemies against him

Warning: Adult content ahead, this story/personal idea will only have male on futa. Complain all you want, I had to write a story where a man is on top, no bs, no trolls, no nothing. Smut earth, an earth that has sex everywhere you go, with limits that is, many beings exist. Ranging to dragons, tigers, dogs, cats, humans, elves. Both have males and females, but they all have a third gender, futas. Many males and females prefer to have a futa lover, Ace is no exception. however, instead of being submissive, he wants to be on top. Manh believe he is crazy and will end up being a femboy, but no dreams is impossible to achieve. “So, what, just because you're an ancient demon, I should just bend over and let you use me? Sorry, but I’m using you.” “An elf Futa wants to make me her personal dump? I’m making sure your the dump.” Extra tags: Andromorphic, futa on futa, male on futa, milf, elf, submissive, harem

Have you ever played so many survival games that it became second nature? How? You ask… it's simple, the more you train yourself to notice how to keep your character alive the longer it becomes stuck in the back of your mind. When the game only gives you one life and makes you restart from the beginning you try and win by keeping that one life alive till the end! Only for it to make you want to play the next sequel because of how it ended in the first one. Even though some games are impossible to finish because they are unfinishable by design… Or… is it not just a game or simulation? Ever get that feeling the game is more than just a game? Or that it's too realistic and the graphics are excellent? Or when you could see yourself in the character's position… Is that why many make a character like themselves or a character they would love to meet? Like helping your crush survive and unlock poses, prizes, outfits, or emotes that are meant for a group. What would happen if you survived so well, yet not completing or progressing to the main mission, that the God of that “game” issued you a challenge?.? Many stories of Iseki into books, past or present, or a new world. Yet none about the same universe and being kidnapped to another planet same yet different from a survival game! How long would you last ?.?

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Our MC traveled back in time to a few days before the release of the world's first Full VR Game of Ark Technologies, Stellarite Heart. In it the players will travel trough the ages of civilization from Stone Age all the way into the space age and even further beyond.

Under the threat of getting destroyed, Ark(a planet near the asteroid belt) sends a messenger to Earth to ask for help and possibly form an alliance. Ark holds Earth in high regard yet when the Arkian messenger arrives, her whole view of Earth is shattered. With no way to return to her planet as her ship has been damaged beyond repair, and no way to contact home, she is forced to adapt to whatever Earth throws at her while trying to figure things out. However, the clock is ticking. Unknown to the Earthlings, the inhabitants of the planet threatening Ark are known to be greedy and will not stop at Ark. Earth will have to enter the fray one way or another.

As Earth faces imminent destruction, humanity’s last hope rests on a colossal ark and its courageous passengers, destined for a new home among the stars. Yet, the journey is riddled with mystery, as cosmic forces beyond their understanding trigger unexpected powers among the survivors. Each new world brings danger, strange life forms, and elusive hints of a dark secret behind their sun’s collapse. Can they unravel the truth before it’s too late, or will they fall prey to the forces that claimed their dying world?

#Synopsis: ------------------------------------------------------ In the far future the planet earth is full, and thanks to 3 key technologies, genetic manipulation, cryosleep, and advanced space engines, humanity builds deep space spaceships and launch themselves to the unknown confines of space to forge a new future away from home. Follow our young engineer Erik as he starts on his first job at the young age of 60 years old in future earth where humans will live hundreds of years, he will reach an unknown place with his spaceship by accident and to survive he will have no choice but to explore alien structures and hunt dangerous monsters to get stronger, making alliances with the locals in more than friendly terms sometimes. ------------------------------------------------------ The protagonist is a young 60 years old "young" engineer, he's easy-going and a good guy, he's been trained so he will know what he's doing most of the time, in "Chapter 1 - A New Beginning" he will explain more, as a human from the future where bodies are just flesh containers, he's fairly openminded (kinda like "Altered Carbon" from Netflix, but different, you can go one day to a genetic center, pay, and get inside a liquid tank and then, the next time you open your eyes your body has already changed, then you get your ticket and go home just like that, but combat modifications would be regulated). ------------------------------------------------------ Hi, NirvanaPenguin here, suggestions on the story are welcome, this is a book I'm gonna write for fun and to get better at writing in preparation for a story I will start next year. ------------------------------------------------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/WPM7a4Dp4J Reddit: www.reddit.com/user/NirvanaPenguin/ Twitter: @NirvanaPenguin Post a review if you liked the book to help me get exposure, thanks. Wanna send me a tip? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nirvanapenguin https://www.paypal.me/NirvanaPenguinBooks QR: https://i.ibb.co/0mt2RpJ/Nirvana-Penguin-Books-QR-TIPS.jpg ------------------------------------------------------ A quick heads-up about the tags: tags: FirstContact, alien, mystery, technology, AI, DesignedIntelligence, Waterworld, ARK, cooking, hunting, gathering, KingdomBuilding, alliances, leviathan, genetics, FromWeakToStrong, AlienReproduction, lewd, r18, genderswap, Futanari, HappySex, genetics, teaching, mechanics, FuturisticTechnologies, weakToStrong, cautiousProtagonist. ------------------------------------------------------ Dialog Settings: '...' --> mental dialog "..." --> out loud dialog [...] --> voice inside his head but it will be clear during the book, the story might be slow for some, but i didn't wanna do a "10 years later" kinda crap and then strong to go explore, but he will slowly get there. The book cover was drawn by myself(not the background though), I will try to make or pay someone to make a cooler one in the future though. ------- Spoiler?: Inspiration for the octopeople. - Asari from Mass Effect. - sea horses. - subnautica all beings reproduce that way.

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Ethan Warren, a self-deprecating, pop culture-loving gamer, finds himself unexpectedly thrust into the adventure of a lifetime when he is hit by a bus and wakes up aboard the Ark, a highly advanced starship from his favorite video game, "Galactic Quest". Suddenly, Ethan is the captain of a crew that includes Prella, a seductive green-skinned alien, and Nova, a cold but alluring android. As Ethan struggles to adapt to his new reality, he must lead his crew on a mission to investigate a distress signal from a remote mining colony in the Karonis System. What starts as a routine rescue quickly spirals into a deadly encounter with an unknown and terrifying threat. With no backup and the fate of the colony, and potentially the galaxy, on the line, Ethan must embrace his new role as captain, despite his fears and insecurities. Blending epic space battles, mysterious alien forces, and a harem of beautiful women vying for his attention, "Galactic Quest: Ark of Destiny" is a sci-fi adventure filled with humor, tension, and the ultimate test of one man’s ability to rise to the occasion. This novel series includes: No NTR! No Yuri! Unique Alien Women! Plenty of plot! Epic Space battles! Weak to Strong! Overpowered! Creating a fleet of the deadliest aliens imaginable. ************************************** I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

Ashes to Aegis Synopsis Hugo Alves lived a life of torment. Born into poverty in the favelas of Brazil, his autism and ADD made him an easy target for cruelty and mockery. After 36 years of pain, loneliness, and unfulfilled dreams, he took his own life, believing his suffering had come to an end. But fate had other plans. Reborn in a world of swords and magic as Aron D’ark, Hugo awakens to a life he could never have imagined. Surrounded by a loving family in a noble household, Aron discovers he wields extraordinary powers—an affinity for both light and darkness that defies the natural order. Determined to protect the family that shows him the unconditional love he never knew, Aron embarks on a journey to master his magic, uncover the secrets of his reincarnation, and navigate a world filled with political intrigue, dangerous monsters, and alien invaders threatening its very existence. But Aron’s past life has left him scarred. Cynical and distrustful, he struggles to open his heart, even as he finds allies in unexpected places—including a peasant girl he saves as a child and the quirky, mysterious companions who join his quest. As he rises from the ashes of his tragic first life, Aron must decide what kind of shield he will become. Will he forge his destiny as a protector, or will the shadows of his past consume him once more? In Ashes to Aegis, the battle is not just against enemies but within—a journey of redemption, growth, and the unyielding fight for a brighter future.

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