well, here we are.... in the void.

how long have I been floating around?

how did this happen?

Oh.... I remember now

(flashback)

On a peaceful day, our resident NEET was eating chips while he was on his 17th playthrough of Pokemon Sword.

He was currently walking through Motostoke after he evolved his gible and got his joltik to level 26, then while he was wasting his life he noticed he ran out of chips!

OH FUCK, he has to go into society for chips, a noble quest...

As he was venturing into the concrete jungle he came across the most annoying predator of that habitat

Karen!

He started running away after she started talking and accidentally bumped into a little girl and they both fell down.

unfortunately for our resident NEET, Truck-kun was bored and needed a new soul to watch.

after he hit the ground, the Steel Ethereal Being hit him with a meaty whack.

everything went black as the NEET thought

"shit... I didn't get a shiny"

(flashback end)

while I was narrating myself in boredom, a blinding light showed up

" alright let's hurry this up I gotta take a shit on a rock soon"

what revealed after the light died down was what I could only describe as

" elmo? "