"The fuck did you just call me?"
"I'm sorry it's just you kinda look like Elmo"
We seem to have come back to what looks like a ball of purple fire talking with a red monkey.
"why do you narrate stuff in your head like your talking to someone?"
"boredom"
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"fair enough"
"so are you my ROB?" said the purple fireball
"basically, so you have three wishes use them wisely"
" okay let me think"
("Three hours later")
"are you done?" said the Great value Elmo
"yup"
"alright, hurry up and say it"
"before I do that can I choose the world I'll be in?"
" sure..."
"alright I want to reincarnate in the Pokemon world of the the game/anime and I want to start in the galar region"
"you sure"
"act-"
"SIKE"
'asshole'the purple fireball brightened while thinking to himself
" my first wish is a mix between the gamer system and Pokemon system"
"okay normie"
"my second wish is to reincarnate with two eggs of my choosing"
"fine"
"my third wish is to have a galvantulite"
"easy, now get the fuck outta here"
"what the fu-"
screamed the purple fireball as he popped out of existence, for now.
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if you're still reading this, please give me advice and feel free to criticize me, I'm really new to this. Thank you! buh-bye now!