All you do is complain.
"Well, aren't you tired of drinking only rabbit soup every day!" Etim complained loudly.
He sat in the floor with his legs spread and arms behind him like a spoiled prince. He looked more like somebody in a vacation than one being kidnapped.
Tabibah was angry at his unscrupulous behavior. Was he this comfortable with everybody. The temperature of the cave dropped drastically, but Etim still wasn't bothered, as he was very used to Tabibah's mood switching like the weather.
"I want to eat bread. Soup won't cut it anymore. I feel like I'm going to shit out my intestine." His crudeness was unlike any other elf she had ever seen. If the old elves were still alive, he would probably be buried alive for his vulgar behavior.
You do know you are kidnapped, right?
He rolled his eyes at her comment. "I know. I'm not blind, I can see that."
So fucking sassy, Tabibah thought. She wondered why she was allowing this.
"I won't run away. You know I won't. Why don't you trust me."
Tabibah scoffed and closed her eyes. Trust was a luxury she couldn't afford. No matter how hard it was, she willed her heart and focus on her cultivation.
It was a silent sign that she was done with the topic and didn't want to talk. Etim's heart broke for no reason, but he wasn't willing to let go.
"You will be there with me. Nothing could go wrong."
In front of a gigantic stone gate, Two individuals stood in front of large, burly men.
The male had a genderless look with big catty eyes, pale skin and delicate facial features. He was thin and weak, looking like a scholar, but his aura was as deep as the black robe on his body.
A shorter female stood next to him with blazing red hair, crystal green eyes and a flushed face. A tight silk dress that barely hides anything covered her sensuous body. It was no wonder everybody was starting at them wrongly. Their attire was simply too horrific to the masses.
"Tabibah…" Etim forced out with gritted teeth. He glued to her body like he wanted to enter him. "Tabibah."
"What is wrong." She used her real voice this time. Even with such light voice, it didn't go wrong with her new body because of her features.
"You were the one who begged me to let you go out."
"I didn't ask for you to turn me into a woman, a very curvy half undressed woman at that."
"I didn't turn you curvy." Tabibah whispered, suddenly turning to him. Because of how close they were, when she…he, turned her breath was hitting Etim's face. He couldn't help but turn redder than his hair.
"The spell would only turn you to how you imagine yourself as a female. How was I to know you imagine yourself as a short and curvy ginger head?"
"Fuck you." Etim cried out.
"With this body, I will be the one fucking you." Tabibah responded without missing a bit. Etim swore as he felt his body heat up again. Why was he cursed with a tomato gene?
Tabibah patted his hair. Female Etim was cute, but she preferred his male version. She liked his blood-red hair and tiny built, not this hot, sassy mess every male kept starting at.
Thinking that thought, her powers flickered wildly, almost blinding the people staring at them. Since when was her property something people gawked at.
Etim didn't notice her strange act and focused on trying to remove Tabibah's outer robe, to the latter's amusement.
"What are you doing?"
"You made me half undressed, what do you think?"
"But your act is scandalous."
"Fuck you."
He must have been really angry to keep cursing like a demon. Cute.
"Such a slut."
"So cheap."
"She dare dress like this to Jejune, she must really be wishing for it."
Tabibah's gaze turned dark, before she could respond, An angry voice interrupted their conversation.
"Young people these days, no culture." the old woman cried out and spat very close to Tabibah's feet.
Tabibah: ...
As if that were not enough, she grabbed Etim away from Tabibah like she was a beast and glared angrily at her. "You are such a pervert. You can't even dress your wife in warm clothing. Do you think she is a prize to be shown off? You should dress her well. I know she couldn't have gone out like this if not for you because she keeps blushing in shame. Women are not playthings. If you want a whore, go to a whore house."
Tabibah was speechless. She never expected that a day will come when she would be chastised by an old lady for not treating a woman right… especially when the said woman was not even a woman.
"The fuck are you saying…"
"Mother," Etim wept delicately. "It is not Stone's fault. It is just because we are…"
"What is not his fault. No wonder, her was named stone. He has a heart and brain of stone. Mtcheeeeew."
No river could wash Tabibah's name clean at this point. Even though the old woman cursed at him a lot. She took the duo to where they could buy clothes and condemned Tabibah some more.
"This one."
"Too tight"
"This?"
"No, gently. Oh, Tabby!".
"Stop making weird sounds."
The dress shop the woman took them to could be considered very impressive to Tabibah because of it had different rooms where they could change. Regardless of the expensive bills, Tabibah wasn't worried because gold was easy to make. Did I forget to mention that the old woman owns the store? Tabibah felt like she has been cheated.
They were taken to a room called grace, just like its name, the little room had simple rose decors, it also smelled like roses and exudes elegance, Tabibah loved it. It made her thought of her of Etim's unearthly fragrance.
The problem was. . .
It was hard to find a dress that fits Etim's new body because her (his) breasts were too big.
"Is this what girls go through." Etim was getting really frustrated. His back was exposed to the cold air as Tabibah tried to tie the lace. It was not working.
"It is only because Elementalistshave such strange beauty standards," Tabibah told him. All the Female Elementalist she had seen were always tall and lean. It was because of the brutal training they go through, but since Mia was the most popular standard now. The mortals followed her standard, and the city they were in was a human city.
"Can't your witchy powers make the clothes extra large?"
"Well, I could," Tabibah muttered into his ears as she dragged the dress strings, making him moan a little loudly. "But you will have to bear walking around with a transparent new dress."
"Well, your powers are not useful at all." he whimpered angrily
As Tabibah and Etim struggled to fit Etim in the dress. They suddenly heard noise from the stall next to them.
"Another woman has been kidnapped ." An angry voice said. Tabibah frowned.