Probably the worst drawbacks from being able to instantaneously teleport anywhere you want at anytime you want, is having to wait for your companions to catch up with you. I've been waiting here for almost three hours and while it might be crazy fast for any type aircraft to travel halfway across the world in that short of a time spand, it's still a long wait time...or maybe I should've just stayed home until they arrive because I forgot about my FUCKING COFFEE. Now I bet that bitch is cold and stale and currently leaving a stain on my desk. SIGH. I guess the problem moving faster than light is that you always live in darkness. I hope Peter is doing better than me right now because sometimes I wish I didn't have to get involved with AVENGERS level threa-BOOM! An explosion rang out from the land bound ship as two metal men soar into the sky. One is drawing away the attention of the one behind. The second man starts firing all sorts of weaponry at the first man trying to bring him down but landing only a few hits as they chase each other.
"Looks like it's my time to shine." I crumble up the bag of chips that I've been snacking on and tuck it in one of my empty utility pocket. I put my helmet back on and jump towards the hole that was created by Tony and Ultron. I cling on to the ceiling as I crawl away from the sunlight to try and hide in the somewhat dark haul of the the ship. I scan around looking for the vibranium cache while observing the fight that's just about to end. The Maximoffs have incapacitated the AVENGERS and had now leaving the ship to catch their breaths outside. Oh good now the coast is clear for me to steal from a thief wait I think Ultron already bought these so technically I'm the thief...
Uh yeah so anyways I jump down to from the ceiling and swing towards the vault. The two Ultron drones are already done cutting away the main vault and had taken the whole thing out of the ship. Without alarming them I shoot some web bombs into the eye sockets of the droids before conjuring a sword of vibrating energy. I quickly slice through the empty metal husks as I cut along the necks and limbs of the droids. "So you've finally arrive. You've already stolen something important from me once and yet you're going to attempt to steal once more. I may not know who you are or what you look like but you should know, the hulk has already been unleashed" One of the head spoke as their blue hue turned red just briefly. I remain silent as I proceed to cut heads in half before opening the vault for myself.
In the distance I can see another four drones flying towards me from outside of the mud beach. I quickly grab a few vases of vibranium before running away from the vault as the drone shoot some blast of energy towards me. "You can run but I've seen your person. Next time I'll be the one taking from you." The drones proceed to close up the vault before picking it up and flying away. Webbing up the eight cases of vibranium in my arms I turn around to look at the ship that I had just jumped out from. Now's a better time than never to introduce myself to the avengers I guess. I was just about to walk in when the hulk suddenly jump from the quinjet towards the direction of a city. Fuck I need to hurry and introduce myself fast.
I ran inside to look for Barton while ignoring all the incapacitated arms dealers and ship workers on the floor. Barton is slowly trying to gather himself as he sits up from the floor. His arm is slightly injured but it's so mild that the pain will eventually go away after a couple of minutes. I make my presence known by forcing out a cough setting the ball of web down. "Hey there!" I try to wave at him but caught an arrow that was aiming for my head. "Woah woah chill. I'm a friendly." I put both palms in the air to try and appear friendly
"Oh yeah? And I'm supposed to believe that because?" Clint aim another arrow at me, waiting to hear my answer. "Because your arrows don't affect me and I was the one who sent y'all the files on Ulysses." I spend the arrow around my fingers before throwing it down at Barton's feet. "So that was you? Spying on our data just to give it back when we thought we've lost it all." Barton drop down his aim as he exhale a deep breath.
"Glad to be of help Clint." I slowly approach the man to help him get up. "You know that's called manipulation right? You're using our most vulnerable times to step in and appear like a hero." I let out a chuckle as he's already seen through my actions. This is why even though he's human and the 'weakest' all the AVENGERS, he's still my favorite. He's the most down to Earth character and someone with a good heart who can't help but do the right things even when he doesn't want to. "Well I couldn't find a good time to introduce myself to y'all. Plus it seems like you guys could use a friend right now." I look around at all the incapacitated avengers who are still struggling to regain their control of themselves. "And we have a hulk to pick up, he should be somewhere in a city being delt with by Stark." I walk over to Thor and lift him over my shoulder as I pull my cache of webbings towards me. "What do you have in that ball of....whatever that is" I chuckle some more while walking away towards the exit. "It's my loot for helping you guys. Think of it as a welcoming gift for me."
"Great another nutjob is joing the team." Clint mumble to himself before helping Romanoff and Rogers up from their positions on the ship. Soon we all arrive at the quinjet and I stick my ball of enchanted webs on to a wall before turning around to check on everyone's condition. "Okay don't worry about the black and silver spider infront of you. I'm just doing some checks on you guys to make sure you're okay." I try to assure everyone that's slowly regaining their consciousness while creating a screen of light in front of me and them. Barton looks over at me for a few moments before turning back to the controls and starting the jet. Soon we begin to lift off and I had to take a step back to stabilize myself from the unexpected shift of gravity and motion. "You never been on a plane before?" Romanoff looks at me with a smile while her eyes are scanning my every move and assessing my figure.
"No not really. I never had the need to ride a plane for all the places that I want to go to. If I want to go somewhere all I have to do is think about it and I'll eventually arrive there on foot or on a land vehicle." I finish up scaning Romanoff before moving over to Thor and Rogers. "You, bug warrior when did you arrive and where are the two kids?" I pass the light screen to over Thor's head as I view the readings. "Uh just when the fight ended. You guys sure lost quickly against two greenhorns. Oh looks like you're good too." I move over to Rogers. I pause for a while as I look at Captain America. His readings are normal too and everyone is fine but I can't help but study his body a little more. "Is there a problem son?" He asked with little suspension as I've been looking for a little too long. "Uh no nothing. It's just I've never met a super solder before and your body periodically release some vita rays." I need to take a note of this and study Steve later, I think his vita radiation is probably on the same spectrum as healing qcosmic magic.
"Is that so? Well you seem to know an awful lot about us but yet we don't know anything about you. Care to break the suspense and introduce yourself son?" If they could see my face right now I would be grinning from ear to ear. I mean I am but they can't see it. "I won't show my face but I am an ally. I go by the name Mystic Spider but you guys can call me Silk Touch. I was the one who sent you guys the files on Ulysses this morning. I guess you can say that I'm a fan who just want to help out his heros. Also I'm from Queens." They all pause trying digest what I just said. We quickly approach the city and I walk over to the back of the jet to open the hatch. "Hey what are you doing bug-ah-Silk?" Thor call out. "Just dropping down to help the civilians." I turn around to face them before leaving backwards to fall off the jet. We may be over the city now but Tony has yet to incapacitated the Hulk. "What do you guys think about this one?" Steve look at the others to see their opinions on me.