After I fell, I rolled with all my might, trying to relieve the pain on my forehead and the bridge of my nose. After tumbling a few times, I suddenly found that there was no feeling in these two parts. Instead, after falling to the ground, the butt hit the floor and it was painful.
I let go and looked at the girl suspiciously. The girl looked at me as if she was looking at a waste, and said, "Well, it's the virtue to scare you. Second uncle, this person must be real."
"Not necessarily, the tradition of Wu Laogou's family is to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger . , One by one, everyone can have a good relationship with everyone, but in fact, no one can guess the account in his heart." Zhang Longban said.
After listening to what they said, I felt a little embarrassed about lying on the ground, so I stood up and said, "I'm really Wu Xie, I don't know what kind of virtue my predecessors have, but I'm really a waste of dim sum. I don't know what Mr. Zhang Longban designed me to come here for?"
Zhang Longban showed a surprised expression when he heard it, and I felt a lot more at ease. It seems that these people are not like the stuffy oil bottles, and they don't show any emotion at all. The Zhang family is not all elm heads.
"How did you know my name?" he asked.
I feel somber. In order to save the face I was fooled by that stinky bitch just now, I decided to pretend that I knew it, so I said, "I know a lot of things, don't think I don't know what you're doing here."
However, Zhang Longban was no longer surprised, and the big lama on the side began to speak: "Several, what are you doing?"
Zhang Longban winked at the others, and the guy on the ground and I were dragged up and taken away. out of the lama's room. I looked back and saw that Zhang Long was half seated across from the Great Lama, as if he was about to start explaining, and the door closed in time.
I was dragged to the area where they operate in the lama temple. During the process, both of us were handcuffed.
I thought to myself: what will happen next? Listening to what the girl said, they really doubted the authenticity of the two of us. Now that we are both caught, how will they test us? You won't recognize your relatives with blood, will you?
I wonder if my dad has been tied up and tied up in their room?
Or come to a knowledge quiz, interview many of my friends in advance, collect a lot of questions, and then set up a quiz ring in the room. Maybe the first question is, what gift did your mother give you when you were five years old?
Shit, how can I remember what my mother gave me when I was five!
My heart was empty and I was thinking wildly, but I was not afraid. I still had a feeling that these people would not hurt me, and it was true that I would suffer a little.
They dragged the two of us into the dining room where they ate and closed all the doors and windows. I saw Zhang Longban also rushed over, and all the people of Hong Kong gathered here.
The two of us were held down and tied to the chair, and only then did the guy next to him slow down.
He moaned a few times, raised his eyes and cursed, but the pain immediately made him frown again. He looked at me: "You idiot, look at what you've done!"
"It's none of my business. First, I'm happy if you're unlucky; second, they set up a trap for the two of us, and I'm myself. If you are in the trap, you are in the trap yourself, what right do you have to say about me?"
"If you weren't here, would I fucking be in the trap?"
"Why the hell are you pretending to be me? Do you pretend? Me, these things won't happen at all."
"Who the fuck is pretending to be you? Who's pretending to be your grandson - oops!"
He was halfway through cursing, and the sound of breaking the air passed by, and he fell to the ground with the chair. .
I turned my head and saw that Miss Zhang took my slingshot, walked over viciously, and said, "Is it over? I'll hit you elsewhere."
"Why did you only hit me and not him?" People yelled.
"You two look the same, who can tell the difference?"
"You two are fucking partial!"
I secretly laughed in my heart, and Miss Zhang smiled when she saw it, and walked over to me and patted my face: "Don't say that auntie didn't cover you. Take a puff of your cigarette, and I will pay you back. If you have to argue again, I was soaked in the rain and dew."
"Don't get too close to them." A person behind him said, "Neither these two boys are fuel-efficient lamps.
" Back off without speaking. He took a chair and sat in front of us and said, "I've seen the faces of the two of you, and one of you must be wearing a mask, and he's been wearing a mask for more than 20 years, so the face and face are completely integrated. Together. One of you must have undergone surgery on the facial bones to better fit the mask. Also, one of you must have had bone surgery on both legs to adjust his height.
"However, the implementation is planning to remove all traces of the surgery. The surgery was done long before the implementation. I believe this time must be around twenty years. In other words, the surgery was done twenty years ago. Now we do not have professional equipment, and there is no way to judge surgical marks by touch. So, in theory, if you don't test your DNA and don't pass professional identification, you're almost the same person.
"We have a very important news to tell Mr. Wu Xie. But after we started searching, we found that two Wu Xie were active in the world. One of them disappeared after Medog, and the other has been appearing all over the country. We We squatted in Medog to look for the missing Wu Xie, and at the same time decided to take Medog as our stronghold and gather the other one here. Once both of them appear, we hope to find out the real Wu Xie after comparison. "
"How could anyone know what I looked like twenty years ago?" I asked.
"You were seven years old at the time, so you can infer about 80% of your future appearance." Zhang Longban said, "Okay, I only need fifteen minutes to distinguish you, but you will suffer a little. I can tell you clearly, we will get rid of the fake one, so you must try your best to prove that you are real."
"Wait a minute." The old man next to him said, "How do you distinguish the real from the fake? ? You don't know anything."
"Many people tell us that Wu Xie is a very weak person. But we feel that many things can be faked for a long time. Therefore, I can't tell the difference between strong and weak, and wisdom. We have known for a long time that the Wu family's Wu Sansheng can appear in two places separated by thousands of kilometers at the same time. How do I know, what is going on with the two of you?"
"You think too much." I said, "The weak and the stupid are true, I'm an idiot, why do you set yourself up?"
"Because I can't rely on these to determine who is real and who is fake, so I need to put the two of you together." Zhang Long said halfway, "My method is yours. After listening to it, I will understand. Don't be afraid, if it is true, it will be fine." After he finished speaking, he winked.
The girl on the side Zhang immediately took out a long boxy wooden box from her bag and put it in front of us. When I saw what was in this wooden box, I almost immediately pissed on my pants.