Calvin's replicas has been scattered all over East Blue and paradise he would soon have them all over the world. What was stopping him since he already had satellites in the air? Well think of google maps, you see what the landscape looks like from above, but if you don't know where you are looking at you are just as lost as when you are on the road.
A few places can be picked out from their unique looks such as a sky island or a Dressrosa with it's unique shape and the coliseum. However the freaky weather and dense clouds that can literally keep islands afloat, made it so that a lot of things simply can't be verified by Satellite imagery alone.
Calvin was waiting to get to his newly assigned ship, as travelling by sea is way slower than travelling by air. Soon he would have what he needed, probably before he even reached his new job as an officer in the marines. Muhahahahahaha! He would be able to walk sideways in this world, there would be nowhere that he couldn't go. No one could stop him from traveling the world! Once everything was put in place, he would become invincible in this world.
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Over the Shabaody Archipelago. Celestial dragons were walking with their pet slaves. Seeing the cruel reality of this world Calvin's shadow clx sighed. "Well germs will always be germs, I'll come back to this mess later, after all I'm no Fisher tig..!!!"
A scene that was obviously not supposed to be was staring Calvin in the face! An adult Boa Hancock was subserviently following behind some celestial dragons!
'Shit Fisher Tiger died before he could burn down Mariejois and free the slaves'. The robot body designated Shadoclx which was linked to Calvin's mind was locked in a thinking pose.
'So does this mean that I have to free the slaves then...this definitely wasn't a part of the plan. Optimistically this is just more work to do and the plot is lagging behind' thought Calvin with a sigh.
'Pessimistically the plot is changed, Boa and co wont go back to Amazon Lilly and become the rulers, meaning no Bo Hancock Warlord of the sea. Meaning someone else would be a Warlord, so Luffy would never get to impel down.
Which would mean, no mass break out from Impel Down...actually that is a good thing. Hmm but I did want to get those three snake sisters for myself. Get liposuction for the fat one and adjust the size of the other one's head and I would have three snake sister beauties.
"Yoshi! let's free the slaves and get 3 waifus at the same time! Win win"
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On a gloomy dark, perpetually sunless island, a castle stood tall in the centre surrounded by haunted looking forests. One could say that the forests were actually haunted, as zombies roamed the eldritch forest in droves. This island that was shoved so far up somewhere that the sun didn't shine was called Thriller Bark.
A shuttle carry a robot copy of Calvin landed from the sky right in front of the . The robot walked out and eyed the castle distastefully. "Quite impressive, with your hotel Transylvania looking ass!". After messing around and placing several spheres on the ground that it had prepared before hand the robot nodded in satisfaction.
Turning around to face the Castle he shouted at the top of his voice. "Moriah!! Get your ugly ass out here!!" Calvin was quite upset, the entire island was ugly, the trees were ugly, the castle was ugly, the Zombies were ugly and Moriah was ugly!
This was too much ugliness for Calvin to take, even if he was experiencing it remotely through a robot stand in! Instead of Moriah showing up, he had his henchmen come out to send waves of zombie cannon fodder.
Waves and waves of Zombies flooded the robot and it punched them away like pinball! Each time the robot's fist touched a zombie it ricocheted away at high speed. Whether it was a human zombie, a Warthog zombie or even a tree shaped zombie. They were all launched away like angry birds on a catapult.
For some reason Gecko Moria was taking quite a while to come out, neither he nor any of his generals had yet to enter the battlefield.
"I wonder why I chose such an inefficient method, because I thought it would be cool.....this is too boring though. Maybe I should flood it with sea water and be done with it" Calvin asked himself in annoyance as he viewed the scenes from the Shadoclx robot.
" Such an ugly and dreary place with no vision. I know just how to make this place more" whined Calvin deep in thought before his eyes lit up.
He then input a set of commands in the system "Begin Kamikaze sequence Shadoclx unit 1" said Calvin. After which hundreds of thousands of tiny ping pong ball sized spheres were released from the shuttle. They looked light an buoyant like balloons and they fell everywhere., whether it was in the forest, on the ground or in the castle as they floated through the windows.
Moria and Dr. Hogback who were in the Castle working on Zombies, a teeny tiny Perona that was in her room full of stuffed toys were surprised.
Even zombie Ryuma who was observing the battle from a castle window and Absalom who was previously sneaking towards the Shadoclx unit, stood stock still and observed the new phenomenon wearily.
In Short everyone stopped and stared at the inexplicable floating balls in confusion or in heightened alert.
"What is that" said a startled Moria. He and Dr. Hogback were fairly intelligent and decided not to immediately attack the floating balls that were everywhere until they could assess what they were, after all they suddenly appeared while an enemy was storming their gate after all. The two were definitely related.
Unfortunately despite the caution of the bigshots, the canon fodder zombie army facing the enemy were fearless and continued their attack while blasting away any of the floating balls that were before them.
"No ! Stop you fools!" Shouted a man with a crown and a lions nose and mouth replacing his human ones. But it was too late, the balls were broken. However nothing happened, much to the relief of the lion faced Absalom and the bandaged mummy faced zombie samurai Ryuma.
The floating balls that were broken popped like bubbles and released what looked like dust or ash from within. The concerned Absalom was slack jawed as nothing happened and he felt like he was worried for nothing.
The Shadoclx unit watched in amusement as Absalom appeared and screamed in vain. Suddenly he smirked as he had a good idea. Looking at Absalom that suddenly appeared, he put on a look of fear and worry.
He attacked the approaching zombies and blasted them away with several punches. "Uhhh I think I was a bit too hasty in challenging Moria one of the 7 Warlords of the sea! Time for a retreat!" With a girly scream and a look of doubt mixed with terror the Shadoclx unit screamed and ran away.
Seeing that the enemy that barged in was running away, Absalom was shocked before getting angry and giving chase. He charged towards the shadoclx unit, crushing floating balls beneath his feet.
The Shadoclx unit ran and jumped into the air using Absalom as a stepping stone and the shuttle flew in low allowing him to hang on. The shuttle flew low and came from the opposite direction from the castle. So to escape it had to accelerate at a steep angle to avoid crashing into the castle.
Zombie Ryuma that was at the castle window jumped out and kicked the shuttle forcing it to spiral out of control towards the ground at breakneck speeds and then followed it up with several sword slashes that cut the ship into
Hanging on to a part of the sliced shuttle, the shadoclx unit smirked maliciously. "This place is too boring it needs more art, and of course Art is explosion....Katsu!!!"
The shuttle exploded into a fiery ball and at the same time all the floating balls exploded as well. The shuttle was a beautiful fireball of an explosion, the floating balls each exploded with the force of a firecracker and released what looked like dust.
The beauty was in hundreds of thousands of firecrackers, spread all over an island, exploding together all at once! Every inhabitant of the island thriller bark was treated to a blinding, white, loud explosion that left them stunned and covered in white as if they swam in an ocean of flour.
Calvin grinned satisfaction as his screen went blank. "Shadoclx unit 1 your sacrifice will be remembered" said Calvin as he saluted the blank screen. It was then replaced with visuals from another shadoclx unit that flew over thriller Bark in another shuttle.
"Now then as every one has been doused with nanomachines, whether they inhale it, it gets into their eyes or penetrates their pores and goes into their blood stream, they are now all under my control and they don't even know it!" chuckled Calvin.
"Ah here we go his brain is still intact, gotta love one piece world physiology! Begin extracting information from the brain of Shimostuki Ryuma!!!