Hi im Gremik also known as Gremlik or simply Grem for short. Nice to see someone reading my logs. Although its probably me since no one else would pull them out of the stomach of a dragon.
Oh right the dragon, meet stella the crimson dragon. She's my subordinate of sorts... Ok ok stop roaring at me. She's most definitely NOT me subordinate and is clearly just a mighty honourable and beautiful young maiden.
*Roaaaaaarrrr!!*
Right sorry, a young pure and beautiful dragoness. Happy? Good now were was i...
Ah yes me Gremik the trickster god although my actual title is the god of deception. NO NO NO DON'T STOP READING JUST BECAUSE IM A GOD OF DECEPTION! We get a bad rap you know. People don't trust what we write because they think were trying to Deceive em. Its not my fault i was given such a role from birth, About 6.2 Billion years ago... Plus if you read what i write you may find out im not SOOO bad after all. At the very very VERY least so i would so.
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Im back its noon sorry for not writing everything every second thats going on but not the god of recording so don't expect me to write down every second of my life all the time non stop. We have enough oh Verdarious (the god of records) who dose do it all the TIME.
So anyways geuss what happened? I was walking up the stairway to the grand godly hall. And there i saw him. PINGILA the god of babies. Now its not a secret but i don't trust babies. I can tell the the most funny joke yet they just won't laugh. However you put no effort and pop out from Infront of them and day pikaboo they start laughing for no reason. They mist be trying to deceive everyone that thier a bunch of morons, But i the god of deception won't fall for they little tricks! Although i must admit they're really good at this act, so good infant that I can't receive any power from thuer attempts. You see i get a little bit of power when someone deceives someone else. But babies are so good at it that they can somehow cut the power from reaching me to make it harder for me to see thier decite. Right right right i lost myself there for a moment, it happens a alot...
A i went up the stairs and there Pingala was crawling down the stairs drooling allover the floor. I mean come on man your 1.8 billion years old, its true that a god acts the age they want to be rather than thier actual age but still theres got to be a limit to it. So i did what i do best. I took out a little magical creation if mine.
Muhuhu, i call it the fart block!!! The names nice and simple. It dose as advertised! once it hits a surface it makes the sound of a loud fart and disperces into a stink gas that smells worse that your god ol' avrige fart.
That pingala was to caught up in his act as a baby to notice the block as it landed on the floor right behind him. As the loud sound rumbled half of the palace could hear the noise. The smell was horrendous but that dam Pingala just continue crawling with his studio little bab face he always dose and ge even started that baby giggle they do when you picaboo them!
I started to head out of the scene before the smell would reach me. In the corner of my eye in saw his mother Nerrelia the goddess of motherhood and cooking rushing down the stairs lifting up Pingala and taking him to the Changing room. Well i guess he at least won't be drooling on the stairway for now.
So thats what happened. There probably won't be anything too interesting going on for the rest of the day so i guess ill go prank a few more gods and maybe return tomorrow to write a bit more. [End of day one]
Gods:
Gremik (me)
Nerrelia (god of Motherhood & Cooking)
Pingala (god of babies)
Verdarious (god of records, likes recording stuff)
Mythic beings:
Stella (Crimson Dragon, my subordinate)