I got rejected. I'm this empire's lone princess that everyone soughts for and I got rejected by a mere hero. How the hell did that happen?
Ku, ku, ku, ku!
I'm angry! I'm so angry I want to cry!
I have the right to get mad! I have the right to!
But I can't cry. I have to be calm and think about this calmly. So, I'll start by collecting my thoughts.
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What's my goal?
There's no need to think.
It's to make the hero mine.
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What do I have to do to make him mine?
By the time I finished collecting my thoughts, I had half fallen asleep.
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I have to use my boobs.
Yeah, I'll use my boobs.
I'll use them so well that they'll become his.
I'll use them so well that they'll make any thought of another woman disappear.
I'll use them so well that he'll like my body more than any other woman.
I'll use them so well that he'll end up chasing after me.
I'll use them so well that he'll go out of his mind.
I'll use them so well that he'll...
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I've decided.
I'll go for it.
I'll make him mine.
I'll make that hero mine.
I'll make that hero mine and make a harem.
I'll make that hero mine and make lots of babies.
I'll make that hero mine and make lots of cute babies.
I'll make that hero mine and we'll make lots of cute babies and live happily ever after together.
I'll make that hero mine and we'll all live happily ever after together.
"I'll make that hero mine."
I muttered that to myself as I fell asleep.
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"Your Highness."
"What?"
"He's coming."
"I know."
"You need to be calm."
"I know!"
After calming myself enough to be able to think, I thought about what I would say to him when he came.
I'm going to tell him.
I'm going to tell him that I want to be together.
Even if he doesn't become mine, I'll try to get ahold of him somehow.
I'll do everything I can.
I'll give it my all.
I'll make him mine no matter what.
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That's why I have to be calm.
But I'm terrified.
I'm trembling.
My heart is pounding.
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"Your Highness."
"What?"
"He's here. Should I send him in?"
"Hmph!"
I forcefully calm myself down.
I forcefully calm down my trembling heart.
I calm down my pounding heart.
"Send him in."
A few moments later.
"Welcome."
I greeted him with a smile, before trying my best to look all seductive. I'm trying to win him over after that rejection afterall. However, the hero looked unfazed.
"How can you look so calm? You're meeting the country's princess, you know." I spoke, trying to look dignified this time around.
"Huh?"
But I guess that didn't last long. "And besides, it's me. How can you not notice me?"
"I've definitely noticed you."
"How?"
"Your eyes are too small."
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What?
"Why are you looking at me like that for?" I asked. First of all, I didn't even ask him for his fucking esteemed constructive criticism.
"Because you look stupid."
"I look stupid?" I was surprised. This man just made fun of the crown princess.
The hero had the gall to say that. That's definitely one of the funniest moments in my life.
After that, I laughed hysterically.
"You're terrible, you bastard!"
"That's rich coming from someone who's trying to seduce me."
"I'm not seducing you."
"What about that?" He asked, pointing the way I was sitting. I guess he is also an avid reader of 'How to seduce someone' book.
"I was just trying to get a rise out of you." I replied.
"Sure you were."
"Are you doubting me?"
"I don't trust you."
"What are you saying? You're the hero. I'm the princess. It's supposed to be the other way around." I just didn't get this man. This nonchalant behavior. I just couldn't understand it.
"Not happening."
I sighed. I just gave up at that point. "Fine. I was trying to seduce you then. But do tell, what's wrong with me?" I asked. I mean, he never gave me a proper reason when he rejected me last night.
"You're too small."
"Huh? What do you mean? I'm the same age as you." I replied.
"I like large breasts." my eyes and mouth opened wide.
"You...you're a pervert!" I shouted. That's a bit too far you know? First he rejected me, then laughed at me, and now he's insulting me? This man is really the worst.
"So what? I like large breasts. It's not wrong for me to like that."
"I'm going to get you for this." I replied. "I'll get you for all your crimes."
"You can try." He replied.
"I'll definitely get you."
"I doubt that." He sounded so smug as he said that.
But at that point, I had already made my decision. A hero to defeat the demon king? Screw it! I'm gonna be the final boss of his life. I'm gonna make his life so miserable that he would wish that he never rejected my advances!
"You're going to regret it." I spoke, as I thought about all the things I'm going to do to him. Hahaha.
"I won't."
"Oh no? And why is that?" I stood up, and stared him in the eye.
"Because."
"Because what?"
"Because I'm the hero."
"And?"
"And I'll defeat the demon lord. That's why."
"And I don't care."
"Are you challenging me?"
"Maybe."
"I'll defeat the demon lord."
"And then?"
"I'll go back to my country and train hard for the next demon lord." He sounded so monotonous as he said that.
This was the point I wondered why I ever fell for this man. This guy is the most boring person in the world. He literally only thinks of defeating the demon lords. But all of this means jack shit now. He infuriated me, so I'm gonna take his dreams instead.
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