A long, long time ago in a pretty, pretty galaxy...
After leaving the breezy planet Frabenesh, a group of goblins fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into an idyllic, space bungalow.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Jenna Blunder, a sunny fairy capable of gluttony and even assassination.
Terrified, a rural pixie known as Suzanne Malkovich flees the Empire, with her protector, James Ferguson.
They head for Exeter on the planet Abydos. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Ferguson uses his pretty sword to defend Suzanne.
Ferguson and Pixie Suzanne decide it's time to leave Abydos and steal a car to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of robots. Ferguson is attacked and the pixie is captured by the robots and taken back to Exeter.
Ferguson must fight to save Pixie Suzanne but when he accidentally unearths a wobbly map, the entire future of the pretty, breezy galaxy is at stake
the end