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Chapter 45 - The Ultimate Ass Beating

I get up and cut open a portal to my shop as I find Angelica staring daggers at me, turns out that everyone showed up and there all looking at me funny. I then get a can of beer launched towards my head and I catch it.

"What the hell was that about?"

"Some dipshit tried using a skill on me and I didn't want you getting caught up in it." Everyone looks at me funny because I didn't say spell or technique.

"What do you mean skill."

"It was a god using something from D-E-M. It was an illusion spell where I had to fend of the souls of those I've killed for 5 hours." Everyone looks somewhat concerned aside from Amelia.

"How was it?" I drink a bit of beer before answering.

"Sucked ass. I didn't even need my hands. The zombies also weren't freaky." I then go look into the gods and find who it was that used the skill on me. We all chat for a bit before I find who I'm looking for.

[5109]

[5109 is a god with both light and darkness affinity, though instead of using big attacks like a normal person, is terrified of pain and uses illusions to support someone of their choice. They always have a human they support and when an old one dies, she'll just find a new one. Knowing us she'd be really annoying because she has murderer's graveyard]

[Side notes: Hates being called 5109, always changes what they wish to be referred to as, though they can't really do much because of D-E-M, so feel free to call them that. Murderer's Graveyard isn't even her skill, she borrows it from another god]

Man sometimes I just don't give myself enough credit, giving myself ways to piss off gods because they can't do anything back? I need to give myself a pat on the back.

"Anyways I'm staying the night back at the school, want me to get you in the morning Angelica or do you want to come with?" As I say this I look over all the news I missed and find that somehow everything is going perfectly.

My phone then gets a message from the computer telling me to 'shut the fuck up'

"Motherfucker, just because he's a supercomputer." I then kick open my own door and find all the monitors off expect three, one editing and the other two for streaming. I open the door and considering the chat just went nuts with sound I'm assuming this isn't muted.

"Could they even hear me?"

"Ask them." I then look over to see the majority saying they could hear noise when the stream was happening and I look to see him using nothing to block the actual game and he had a nice background.

"When did you make that?"

"Last night"

"Alright, I'll keep it down until I soundproof your room asshole." I then close the door while looking at ways to soundproof rooms. As I get back inside I find the forklift outside.

"Who the hell is forklift certified?" Amelia raises her hand.

"Did it in record time too." I now feel like I'm in imminent danger.

"Whatever, just soundproof my room and get that out of here." I then make a tear and space and Angelica heads in while I lie back down on the bed and enjoy the peace and quiet. No supercomputers or Amelia and her forklift.

I enjoy the peace and quite for a whole twenty seconds before someone comes knocking at my door.

"The duel request has been pushed forward to right now." Goodbye peace and quite, it was nice while it lasted I guess. I get up and I walk over to the training room to find what I'm assuming is the whole school all standing around while 5109 and the kid were in the arena.

I step inside and everyone stays dead silent, but my hands never leave my pockets. No one moves for a few seconds before he speaks up.

"Why won't you take a weapon?"

"I still have a handicap dumbass, can't go back on my word can I?" He just gets in a stance while I just stand there bored. After a second or so he dashes towards me and swings downwards and I just kick upwards and catch his sword in my shoe before I kick away and send him backwards.

He then rushes towards me again but aims for my kneecaps and I just jump over his blade before flipping and kicking his head into the floor while I stand right in front of his face.

"Where's all the pride huh? You were so confident you were going to beat me, where is that confidence now?" He coughs up some spit and gets back up while I step back but this time I rush in.

I get a blade headed for my arm but I dodge out of the way and kick him in the ribs before I sweep his legs to kneeing him back upwards and then following up with a kick to his stomach sending him flying skywards before I jump up and send crashing back down.

He coughs up some blood and I take the book from his body before walking away but before I leave I get stopped with a question.

"Did you kill him?"

"He should still be breathing, though his pride most definitely isn't."

With that I take my leave and I feel my god of pride personality getting more defined, so much that it might even effect me while it's not in use. I then flip through the book he donated to me while I shadow step back.