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Chapter 4 - 1.02.2 Good boi, you fat bastard.

"Wait… what do you mean by Chidori? Who named it?" Boltus asked.

If he was not wrong, then there was a high chance that the leader or whoever named this group came from the same world and hence might relate to his situation.

And if this person can somehow help him, Boltus can ignore the chunni nature of this brother/sister from the same universe.

"Oh, Chidori is this shits a great chicken dish that our boss fucking loved man… you should try it sometimes."

"Huh?"

'Fuucck…'

Of course, this was too good to be true. And no way would such a coincidence happen to him so early on in his transmigration journey.

And if cliches have to be followed. Then if another transmigrator exists, it probably existed way far into the past and left some relics for the future transmigrator.

Something which was far from the hands of current Boltus.

"Oh… of course, I would try it," Boltus said in some embarrassment. Before asking the same question as before.

"Are you guys sure? I may look like this, but I am a trainee knight." Boltus spoke proudly, imagining the shocked gazes of these two kids.

But what he got in return was nothing but scorn. "If you are a trainee knight, then I am the son of prince Jaufreey"

"Oye Boulder… that cunt Jaufrey is infamous for his night activities in brothels. You might actually turn out to be his son." Oily Jack said with some delight. Imagining how good their light might be if Boulder Mike turned out to be the son of a prince.

"Fuck that… I already know who my actual pops are. Who do you think fed me to keep my mouth shut?"

"Wait, so that Milosk is your father. No wonder. But isn't he a pretty thin fella? How the heck did he birth you?"

"Who knows, fucker gets ill regularly. Anyone would get ill if they visited a brothel so much."

"But don't you visit it too?" Oily asked.

"Bastard, I only visit it because of my mum. Don't you dare speak anymore?"

"Eto"

Boltus became the second wheel in this conversion even if it was he that asked the question early on.

"Can we get back on the topic?"

Boltus said, attracting the attention of the two young men once again.

"If you don't believe me, then see this." He knew that changing the mind of these two was going to be hard. So a faster approach might be better.

And what is better than showing that he possesses mana.

Not to mention, it was night. Which makes it easier for mana's luminescence to be seen by common eyes.

So, Boltus clenched his fist and focused his entire mind on his fist.

Pushing his mana from his heart toward his fist.

But the mana heart, he created was a bit heavier. It became harder for Boltus to drag mana away from his heart to his skin.

He still has not built up the neural pathway of mana in his body yet. So there was no circulation of its power. The only way he could do this was to manually extract mana from his heart.

"Nothing is happening."

"You alright man?... We didn't even hit you previously."

Alfin's face got red, the more pressure he used to mana off his heart. Even his nerves were starting to show up.

"Man stop it… we will talk to your boss and see if she has a job for you."

"Yeah dude, no need to prove us. We know you are desperate."

But Boltus didn't listen. He was going to prove to these two numbskulls that he was not wasting air when he spoke about him being a trainee knight.

So he focused more of his mind on his fist and in response, all his body went into overdrive as what remained of his muscles tightened up.

And then came a bad smell.

"Poon."

It was a small fart. But that fart was enough, as if some magic happened, the mana easily left Boltus's mana heart and floated to his fist, illuminating it by a small amount.

"What was that…"

"Yeah… that was disgusting."

"Fuck I wanna leave this place."

"Haha, didn't I see before, I am a knight trainee, now do you believe me."

"Yeah, we believe you. But do something about that smell. It's even worse than hog shit." Oily Jack said as he rubbed the tears out of his eyes.

"What smell though?" Boltus was confused. Why would these two retards act like this? And why were they acting like those faculty members when he opened the door of his room.

But, one can't blame Boltus for it. He has smelled his farts so much that he has become immune to their smell. And as he was focused on extracting mana early on. He didn't notice when he accidentally let it rip one more time.

"This bastard, he is making fun of us now. We already said we will take you to the boss."

And this was how Boltus the janitor met with the leader of the Chidori gang.

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*Slurp *Slurp

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*Slurrrrp *slurpp

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'The heck is wrong with this woman.'

'And how can someone like her be the boss?'

The scene in front of Boltus was weird, to say the least.

In front of him sat a beautiful woman voraciously eating a chicken dish which seemed to be the aforementioned Chidori chicken.

From her clothes, she looked to be from a noble family. But the way she devoured each plate of those chicken dishes. It made Boltus question the reality.

'Da fuck, this is the 23rd plate. Just how much space is in that stomach… is that a black hole or something?'

'And why the heck is she staring at me since I came here… at least talk goddammit.'

*Thump

This was the last bowl and now it was time for the business. "Now I remember. Oye, aren't you that janitor… the one that destroyed the faculty building?" The boss was not staring at Boltus for anything. She had already heard tales about the disaster that had happened in the academy recently. And in the center of that disaster was the man in front of her.

"Huh?... how did you know?"

"So you are him… " A happy smile spread on the woman's face as she started to slap her shoulder of Boulder. "Good good… you got a good one. With his unique ability, our income from those restaurants will increase by a level."

The woman was truly happy if the tales were even 10% true. Then the potential danger this man possesses to leisure-focused businesses and restaurants would be super high. There was even a chance for them to expand.

"Huh… Wait… what?" Boltus was confused. He thought there would be an interview and a test before he gets a job in this group. But nothing of the like happened. And the girl in front of him hired him instantly while talking about using him as a weapon.

'Wait a minute… I recall seeing this girl before.'

'If you anime-by some of her facial features while using a beautify filter.'

'Hey! hey! Hey! Isn't this that retarded tomboy who tried to act as the main character's rival and always ends up failing?'

'What the fuck is she doing here? In this dirty place?'

'Isn't she like... The daughter of some marquis, aren't they considered important?'

'Why is someone important like her here? While wearing such dirty clothes.'

One can hide their background, but hiding their true nature is hard. He recalls how much hated this character in the anime. As the only thing she brought to the table was more filler.

Yes, she was the filler bully for the main character in the story. Which gets abandoned the moment the villainess of the show appears.

'So she used to run a gang before joining the academy. And she probably ran it even after her classes started.'

Now it all made sense to Boltus, why this character rarely appeared on screen and when she did, she acted like a chunni overlord looking for her rival.

It was not a one-note thing for her. She has probably done this since her youth. This means some strong bodyguards were surrounding this missus all the time.

'Oh boy, I hit the jackpot.'

'Isn't this the kind of backing I was looking for all the time?'

Boltus can't believe his luck. He was only looking for a job and now, not only did he get it. But he also obtained a powerful backer.

And if he assessed the situation of the gang correctly. Then there will be no actual gang wars between different factions. As the bodyguards of the missus will keep the dangerous elements at bay.

"Boss, does it mean I got the job?" Boltus asked, just as confirmation.

"Of course you are… look at you, so ugly and fat. Even your farts possess such a strong deterrent force. You will be a perfect henchman for me."

"Oh… of course."

There was not much talk to be had. For the girl, Boltus was just a new hire that didn't need much attention.

So she sent him away along with Boulder Mike and Oily Jack.

"As you already are part of our gang, I will call you bruh or dude from now on."

"Yeah… bruh…I don't mind it one bit."

"So dude, I just thought of a great nickname for you." Oily snake said while trying to put his hand over Boltus's shoulder. But failing eventually due to Boltus's fat being too wide for his arms.

"Huh?... nickname for me?"

"Yeah… wanna hear it?" Boulder asked this time this name was chosen by both of them.

"Of course," Boltus asked with interest.

"How about Gutter Boltus… isn't this great? It also matches your ability pretty well."