"I'm sorry but, FUCKING WHAT?!?"
"Wow, Pup, I thought you said you hated yelling?" She said, sarcasm laced with every letter, and I now felt so much sympathy for Nicki before I changed all of our lives, I believe for the better when I would give her shit or sass.
"I'm going to have an aneurysm, I'm going to need a very blunt translation for both my friends and me, I will not be able to remember half that shit."
"Okay then, Let me break it down to three crucial points," She said, sighing, whether it was at my short-term memory or the fact that I didn't comprehend half of what she said, I'll probably never know, "First off, you'll be officially recognized as my mate to my pack, and the governing body won't create as much of a fuss when I enact an alliance with your family."
"Not necessarily a bad idea, I could definitely think of some uses for having a werewolf patrol. It would also help me get a bit closer to your people if I have to interact with them."
"Which you will, however, you aren't forced into living with me there if you don't wish to."
"Yeah, that was even a fucking option though, I won't leave my family for basically anything."
"Understandable as always; Secondly, you'll be seen as an authority figure within my pack, and as such you have to be a good role model, someone that the people can strive to be like."
"Not. Fucking. Happening. I do my thing how and when I want, I'm not changing that just so that people will have a shortcut or scapegoat for parenting," I said, she didn't like that as easily seen to anyone in the last century, she looked like I just kicked her face, but in a way that she was more shocked or offended than actually in pain.
"That wouldn't be what it was like, we live constantly hunting and killing those who threaten our pack or those we ally with, the soldiers and hunters need someone to look up to as motivation. The kids need someone gentle to guide them, someone they can trust. It doesn't matter if it's a facade, or if you have to imagine it's your family."
"I can treat them like family if I like them, otherwise I'm not the best role model, I'm kind of the symbol of absolute carnage and havoc."
"Use that as motivation! Like you do for your family, a leader they can follow and a soldier they can aim to be like!"
"I thought you were the leader," I said, honestly believing it was a genuine point to make, but apparently, that was a stupid statement based on how she was looking at me, "The way you're describing it makes it sound like you want a leader, and that's you, I can be someone to inspire and protect, but I am fucking ruthless when I pull this shit."
"I understand that hun; and I am the leader, you're just my bitch that is strong enough the kick-ass in an instant. And that brings me to my final point, I'm the alpha amongst my pack, and as such, my mate becomes my wife when we marry. I know that's a while away, but it is something to keep in mind. That combined with you being a massive sub, makes you my bitch, in a loving way of course."
"If you want me, you're gonna have to hunt me down for a while," I said, and she just started chuckling, as like I had made a funny joke, "What's so funny?"
"Of course, my love, I never intended to try and wed you within the first 5 years, let alone the first year. Just keep in mind that it will happen, and you need to be ready for that day."
"That is never gonna fuckin' happen, I am barely ready for a normal day, let alone one with being ready to get married and actually stop having fun, I'd need to start smoking again for that."
"You used to smoke?"
"Yeah, I started smoking cigs but that didn't do anything for me and cigars did jack shit to help me with the pain as I was transforming for the first time, and getting my body adjusted to shifting and moving at light speed. I smoked pot for a couple of years until I got my grip on what I was doing, and then I stopped randomly. I occasionally light one up to celebrate something with Jack but usually, I'm already just doing something more fun."
"I used to smoke from time to time when my job got terribly stressful, but for the most part I kind of just took the issues head-on and I usually didn't have that many issues with the job."
"Oh you poor soul, you've never just sat down, and smoked just to sit and smoke? It's such a nice way to catch up with yourself, see what you've actually done, talk about how you're doing from your perspective and get feedback for your perspective."
"You sound like such a stereotypical stoner, you can say either the most genuinely intelligent thing or sound like a fucking idiot," She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.
"That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon."
"Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!"
"Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"
"It's my wolf, Alexis, sh-"
"Your wolf spirit's name, is Alexis?"
"Yes, yes it is, puppy," she said, but it wasn't her, or at least not all of her. Her voice seemed off and her eyes looked like were flickering between blue and yellow.
"Okay, that was creepy, is this a common thing?" I said and she ran up to me and grabbed me somewhat gently by my neck, but before I could stop her, it was too late. Jack was in full control.
Jack's POV
Oh, it's my turn now?! Fuckin Finally!
Alright so first off, I'm going to be way blunter than Jake is, and that is saying something, consider how he talks to other people, you'll see it. Anyways, she grabbed Jake's throat, and that triggered a survival instinct that I had created within our bond, whenever he feels threatened, I get to take the reigns. She saw our eyes, stance, and skin change and knew I was out.
"So, you're my little plaything, how cute and here I thought you were a monster."
"Oh, you watch it off-brand Alex, I can be a real monster when I'm in control of Jakes' body because when I'm in his body, he feels threatened and I don't have access to my full strength, so I get a little angry, and usually blood follows."
"Oh, but you wouldn't hit your mate, would you?"
"This coming from the Wolf I fully expect to try and spank me, that's not ironic at all."
We went at it for a bit, throwing lines at each other, and it became very clear to me, and most likely her, why we're mates. We're both sarcastic dicks that say what we want when we want, and don't have much of a filter; however, I think it blends well with the protective nature I observed when we encountered Jay. After a bit more of this, Alex and Jake gained control of their bodies again and I walked away learning more about my mate.
Alexis' POV
I walked away from my encounter with my pup with a clear sign that I was given one hell of beauty from the gods, he was as loud as me and probably a bit more sarcastic. I'm was willing to bet money that he was a brat, there was no way he wasn't. I'm going to make sure his mark is big enough for everyone to see he's mine.
Alex's POV
Have you ever just wanted to wipe a specific memory from your mind? As if that event had never happened, and I had never seen it occur. Yeah? That's how I felt, I wish I had more control during that situation, but Alexis heard him say "Fuck me" and only that, and was ready to go for hours on end. I'm both eager and scared for when I let her out in bed with Jake.
Jake's POV
I had never been more turned on, pissed off, and embarrassed at the same time. When Alexis went for my throat it triggered a panic attack from before I died, and I could only think 'Aw shit, this is gonna suck' and Jack took control of my body and started talking to Alexis. There were some very adult messages exchanged and I was utterly terrified for when that day came. After Alex and I regained control, we said our goodbyes and headed our separate ways and I flew home, pondering what Alex had mentioned about being a Luna. 'A leader they can follow and a soldier they can aim to be like!' replayed in my head and I wondered if I would ever become anything close to what she was describing.
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A/N: It's been a while hasn't it? All I can say is that writer's block and drastic life changes can be a pain. I'm going to try and get back into a schedule of writing again and I hope this works out the way I want it to.