According to Fenris we're still a few days out from returning home. So we've set up camp and I used rewrite to create a new eye with some specific add-ons. So I have both eyes now but one is not normal because it may also be a mimic. Maybe.
"So Sir Lockhart, do you have any interesting tales from before the Dusk of Majesty?"
"Yes. Will I tell them? Maybe not."
"Kuu I want to hear about me! You already broke Shin's secret!"
"Maybe another time, little one. Anything else?"
"Lockhart, can I destroy your nukes?"
Holding a nuke suddenly I look at the spherical weapon and ask it.
"Hey fucker that black haired dense mother fucker wants to destroy you. What's your opinion, oh cursed weapon?"
The sphere actually pops open where the core would be like an eye. The lines across its surface distort into curled lips essentially as if to show extreme displeasure. Then with one clear answer it tried to explode so I returned it to my inventory.
"It has spoken, the answer is fuck you."
"Why are your cursed weapons so expressive…."
"Because I used literal souls?"
"Where'd you even get souls?!"
"I spawned a certain set of monsters. I then ripped their souls from them using a skill. Boom cursed weapons, I do have a holy weapon though just it tries whispering lies."
"... What kind of lies?"
"You can be a hero of legend is one, you're a pure soul that deserves to feel warmth is another, you are an angel of vengeance enacting god's will was also one. Also angels are made from interesting things. Though I am basically god so if I'm enacting anything its just plain murder."
".... Only you would think a weapon trying to make you good was lying."
"I'm chaotic evil neutral, fuck being good you have to have the one bad guy in everything just fucking around."
"Is that even an alignment?!"
"Well I am chaotic evil but I'm also neutral so I'm chaotic evil neutral. I say so, so it's my alignment."
"You can't just make an alignment up!"
"As god I over rule your complaint and say fuck you"
The girls just watched us snickering as I just kept trolling Shin. Him being all frustrated and throwing a fit was honestly just funny to watch. I think he even was allowing it just to cause some entertainment. However, Fenris said something that made me quiet before I pulled out the keytar. Piano guitar hybrid is just fitting for what she asked for.
"Locky, can you play something that hits home for you? Even if it's made up it's quite late so a song would help before sleep."
"Oh? Well this should be interesting."
Shaking my head I sigh as I know what the pup wants so I'll oblige. Starting to play some keys I just shut my eyes as flashbacks play in my head.
"You know I used to believe I could make a difference.
Signed up to be a part of something good with ambition.
But I was so naive, to think such thoughts
My first time into the conflict zone
My first time in hell full of fellow monsters
I honestly can't remember the count
I don't want to remember the count
Because if I remember I start shaking in excitement
Excitement over my kills in the conflict zones
Excitement remembering my torture sessions
I'm no hero I'm a devil dressed as a Human
A soldier may seem like a hero
But a lot of us take pleasure in the right to kill legally
You want to paint a flowery lie about my past as a soldier
I'll take a lighter and burn your flowery lie with smile
Because I'm not worth being looked up to
I'm only worth the last round in the chamber
A bullet to the head when I'm about to fall
A bullet to end the monster creeping under my skin
You want me to be myself outside the conflict
But my hands reach towards that neck ready to snap it
So I wear the mask of a jester to act the me long dead
Because if the mask comes off, you'll be dead
So don't ask for me without the mask
You'll regret the carnage and man below
They say we all have a destiny
Mines to go six feet under fighting to the death
Because I'm just so brokenly unstable
But you know what? It's okay if I'm unstable
Because I do just fine if I have a proper restraint
So its okay if I'm a bit unstable, I'll just torture something
A boy I went in as with naivety
A soldier I became through blood and pain
A psycho I broke as from the scars
A sociopath I became to shut off my feelings
A mind that thinks, two hands that kill all opposition
That's what I've been trained for willingly
A monster I became forged by the horrors
A monster skulking around with an objective
A monster with only one priority remaining
Protect what keeps the last of my mind sane
Kill EVERYTHING that threatens it with glee
You may have armor but I see the flaws
I see the ways to maim you with a cheshire grin
So threaten my last hope, you'll not see the after life
You'll be erased, nothing left of your pathetic existence"
Finishing up the rather strung along made up song I store the keytar. Keeping my eyes closed while my ears listen to everything with a heart beat. Shin is rather shaken as he likely saw something while I sang, his heart indicates this. Rionne is amused but solemn as she knows this life, her heart literally beats sympathy. Yuzuha is rather simple; she beats understanding and confusion. Fenris her heart beats sadly but warmly which is reinforced by a rather large head resting against me humming softly. The lurking void bosses are completely confused as their hearts are erratic. The lives inside of Fenris though are an oddity they all beat one feeling, safety.
Opening my eyes slightly I glance at Fenris and chuckle softly. The big boss monster has her body curled around me as her head rests on mine. Rionne looks pretty happy seeing us like this, guess even she likes a good romance story. Shin still looks spooked by whatever he saw, Yuzuha is raising her paws kuuing as if saying nice sight.
"Hey Locky."
"Yes?"
"I know it's hard to let me inside your heart fully
But I'm on your side whole heartedly
You may be a broken sociopathic killer
But I love you for all you are
We may have fought before to the death
But take me at my word my dear
Because I won't let the soldier collapse finally
So let me take your hand in mine without a fear
You've got nothing to lose really do you?
So don't hide the blood from me
Don't hide the monster from me
We're both monsters stained in blood of millions
Monster of genocide, monster of war
We are to halves to one side of a coin
The bullet that triggers the end of a life
So don't worry I'm on your side my dear
I have no ulterior motives, just a bleeding heart
What do you have to lose by letting me in?
I love you Kaiser Purge Kaiser"
"I feel the diabetes, love you too though Fenris."
Kissing the plague wolf on the lips even if she's a giant wolf currently. I chuckle wryly as Rionne just looks ready to start asking questions. But Fenris growls at the young woman if she attempts to ruin the moment. Though a system message certainly does. Fuckin Apple.
[Message from @$#!$+]
[KAAAAIIIISER FINALLY SOMETHING GOT THROUGH YA STUBBORN BASTARD! Where da fuck are ya?! Because we tried finding your avatar after the game ended but your body just died. Well besides your brain it randomly starts up, and weird scenes come through on the monitor attached to your dive gear. Didn't think our game was that R18! How do you fucking date that boss of yours but I'm still single here?! If I could I'd kill you and steal her for myself. Shit shit shit shit connection is cutting! Ya bastard I'm not done talking to you! Don't you dare deny the great Apple this after four years of trying! Kaaaiiiiiiissssssseeeeerrrr you bastard!!!]
[Connection to @$#!$! lost causing message to cut off]
"Fenris, Apple found me and he's crying out injustice then he got cut from the dev chat."
"Tsk fucker couldn't show up so I could kill him for the pink shit. How'd he even message you?"
"He's molesting my dead body still in my gear to try and find where the fuck I am. Four years later on that side. No idea how he is preserving me. But he did say he wanted to fuck you and kill me."
"That's… that's disgusting I don't want a High Pixie dressed in a literal apple twenty-four seven…. Plus I want to murder him not fuck him or anything I will have revenge for being put in pink…"
We caused confusion by openly talking about this stuff but Shin's eyes brightened. However, he realized I said 'dead body' and his eyes went dim. Best the kid accepts that our souls no longer belong there, we're dead completely as far as they know. I do however put on "Soldier at War" in the console because if you replace zombies with Human's then it's perfect. After another couple minutes everyone but me and Fenris falls asleep around the campfire. At around midnight it seems that things were set in motion.
Fenris had basically put my head in her mouth to muffle her screams. As she suddenly started giving birth, wolves don't give birth this soon if it's a normal animal but magic and monsters! Huh her mouth is surprisingly not well wet as much? Is it because she's technically dead? Questions for another time as I boredly start biting her tongue. It's in my face, I must bite it. Seems to be making her laugh though at how random it just is. Probably also tickles?
By the time my head was free from her mouth I had bitten and teased her tongue eighty times. Fenris gives me a rather amused look as my right hand grabs the well pup that's GLOWING neon purple light. An information window on its status tells me why exactly, it's our special one. That immediately bites my hand. Staring at it I don't feel anything as well, I have good armor. But I can't help but retort the little shit biting me.
"That's fuckin rude, stop biting my hand ya little shit."
Its tail weakly wags causing Fenris to snort and make a snide remark.
"Well we know who will be dad's shadow if the pup thinks you calling a shit is playful."
Letting the pup go its body releases black fog laced with purple. But it hangs from my hand, determined to keep my hand in its mouth. Weird kid, shaking my hand a bit I pry the pup off putting it back with the others to well feed. Fenris smirking at me very amused.
"Daughter like mother, clingy to a killer."
"Said killer is the best man I'll ever know."
"So I see you're not in pain."
"Eh you people complain it hurts but it felt more like I just got shot by a revolver. So… any Watchmen see what happened?"
"Oh definitely I'm just enjoying the chat messages."
~~~~ Watchmen of Dusk Player Chat ~~~~
Papaishungry: OUR LORD HAS CHILDREN PRAISE BE TO DEATH!
Scarlett_Rose: What? He has kids? The same dev who fucking shoved a grenade up my nose. He has kids? I'll tell the armory they will go apeshit and probably make us something fun.
Friedchickenbro: Papa why are you so fan- wait never mind your in the Suicide Division. But damn if he has kids who was crazy enough to fuck that mass murderer?
Papaishungry: you know that one Void Boss wolf? That nuked a castle city before the death game because of a genocider? She has given our god six pups.
CultistSigrid: I shall preach about the family of the Watcher tomorrow during mass. Because it's not everyday your cult god is among you and has a family.
Ramenislife: Why do we follow him again?
Pokebreeder: Because he's traumatized us all and is pretty much the more sane High Human? I mean have you seen Rokuten's cults? Fucking crazy bastards give me the shivers.
Hagridisbae: What even are the pups classified as did you check?
Papaishungry: Status window says they're all "Barghest Werewolf Critical" one though has disabilities. But she seems to like our lord as her stubby little tail wagged when he as I quote said. "That's fuckin rude, stop biting my hand ya little shit."
Motherbear: That's not how ya speak to a kid. Then again this is Kaiser, he once explained sex to fifty kids at my orphanage.
Bleppy: I remember that! I was ten at the time when he did that! Man it's been a while because I'm a hundred years old now. I want to meet uncle Kaiser again.
Cactuslover: Praise our lord and bless his family! Though he literally had six Cactus Stalkers well… yeah… just because of my name when I bombed a village of fishermen killing everyone.
Deltaking: AT LEAST IT WASN'T A SNAKE UP THE ASS AS HE CONTROLLED IT! Also his second mate is going into labor she sorta forced me to help. But man he has a cute Beast adoptive daughter! She predicted I would find a snake in a place I didn't want ever again. I'd live this time though!
Sunnyhero: That's good! Though he skinned me and literally ate me slowly before. Cannibalism isn't fun its fucking scary when its him. He listed off a lot of weird but informative facts on how to cook a person. It's surprisingly helped me in this life to befriend my best friend, a Wendigo I call Chirpy.
Demonbutler: Aye a fellow comrade in making a friend because Kaiser ate us!
Daddyissues: We have problems and it all stems from our lord. #Gutted #Draggedtodeath #Dragons #Kaiser
Lovepimp: I love this chat, its always fun to read as I eat a bagel and torture a bitch.
~~~~ Watchmen of Dusk Player Chat ~~~~
"Quite the funny chat I've been reading honestly. So, any name ideas?"
"What's the gender ratio?"
"Eh four girls three boys."
"Bacon, Ham, Cracker for the boys. Lilly, Heart, Cecile, and Cupcake for the girls. Is what I suggest."
"Eh ya know what sure lets roll with that. Though what's the one who is going to be my 'shadow'?"
"Cupcake of course. She'll just be the best shadow and daddies pup."
She says this so matter of factly that I just look at her like she's fuckin crazy.