Transmigrated as the villain!('s) sidekick...

I looked at myself in the mirror for about an hour now, yes I transmigrated into someone, which I'll find out later, the most important thing was that I didn't look bad, well... even better than my last one, but not better than my first.

I excepted that I entered somebody's body,
I didn't want to be those character that goes "oH mY gOd, ThIs MuSt Be A dReAm"
Or say things like "iS tHiS a MoViE? iTs So ReAlAsTiC" or "StOp ThE pRaNk GuYs" which makes the smartest character look like an complete idiot.

I just wore what I could find and got out of the room, just as I closed the door behind me I heard an *ah-hem sound, there stood two people who were the polar opposite.

One could be called a noodle stick while the other one looked like a nice ripe peach.

Peach:"Finally wake? looser"

Looser? That's got to be the childish name ever

"Ah.... who are you again?"

I know I know... I just sounded pretty stupid

Noodle:"How did you forget us dope brain"

Again, dope brain? Do they have a book like "the idiot's guid to naming people" also, I asked who they were.

"Um... since I'm a DoPe BrAIn, I don't remember you guys, can you tell me?"

"We are the guild member of "night light" while your a dog that follows the guild master's order"

Night light? That name sounds like somebody in their middle school acting like if they are the greatest villain named it.
(in short terms of that in Korea is *중 2병)
*also no offense if there is really a guild name night light

But that guild name was familiar, it was from non other than the web novel he was reading
"Was reading" which means he doesn't know the full story, and worse, he could pretty much guess who this body was...