Mo Ambrose glares at his brother who gave him an apologetic look.
"It doesn't work that way." Jaxon finally explains. "Whike sext means sex chatting, period with a t at the end doeesnt mean period chatting. It just means what it means. Period. Like. The end. End of convo. Convo means conversation. You get?"
It didnt make sense to him. "Who brought up such things? Why does the rule apply to sex but not to period?" He now understood why Folawe said such things. she must have found him frustrating. He didnt even know the basics!
"Sext is in the dictionary though." Jaxon adds. "Periodt is just an internet slang. It was first used by the female rappers and then society gradually accepted it. It is common among the new generation. It is understandable that you dont get it."
This made Mo Ambrose to give his brother another glare. He rose from his seat, picked his phone and adjusted his clothes. "I am going home. Thank you for dinner."
He was about to turn around when he heard his mom mumble. "All these things we say them on our family group chat, but you never even check the messages."
He acted like he didn't hear her and left. Jaxon also rises form his seat before his mon would want to play detective again but he didnt have much luck and ended up being called back.
"Sit back down. Where are you rushing to?"
Mr Mo softly questions. "Are we playing detective today too?"
"No. Arent you two worried about Ambrose?"
"Worried? Is it because he doesn't know all those new things? It is okay. Brother only uses WhatsApp and doesn't even have a wechat. He doesnt have an instagram account or facebook or Twitter, so it is normal for him to not know these things."
"Fool. Who is talking about that? With the way I am seeing it, it seemed that Ambrose is still a virgin." She finally said.
Mr Mo felt like he would pass out from her words. "Cough..cough..cough..what do you mean. That is impossible. You are overthinking again."
Only Jaxon remained quiet on this matter. The things he knew he would not dare to spill. But his mom who had the eyes of an hawk was quick to call him out.
"Jaxon tell us what you know."
He scratched the back of his head. "What would I know? I dont know a thing. I mean it is true brother could be a virgin."
Mrs Mo left her seat and cane bak few seconds later with a key. "This is the key to the new Ferrari." She placed it in front of him. "Tell us what you know."
Seeing the keys, his eyes shone brightly and he swallowed hard. His brother would have to forgive him for breaking the bro code. "Actually I dont think brother is a virgin. Six years ago when I went to visit him at his apartment while he was studying at Oxford, I met a young lady of about his age in his apartment, she was dressed...in small clothings. Like she just came out of his bed, so I couldn't stay for long. Brother bribed me with some money to not let any of you know back then. But two months after when i went to his school, I bumped into the same lady. She apparently was studying law and she told me that my brother is evil and that he left her. She was clinging to me and asked me to buy her a drink." Mr and Mrs Mo were growing wide eyed now. It couldnt be what they were thinking. Jaxon took the key and began to caress it. "I didnt do anything with her. Older women might be beautiful but she used to be brothers so she is a no no. After a few drinks she started to shout noises about how brother didnt want a baby and their relationship was only sexual. How they have been together for close to two years and how he sudenly left her after she asked him for a baby. She also said..." he started to pick at his nails. This was very embarrassing for him to spout.
"What is it? What did she say?" His mother urged unable to hold back the gossip nature.
"She praised brothers libido and said she is a god in bed and that she would miss him. Sigh... please dont make me say more. Can I leave now? You dont have to be worried. Brother is not a virgin and his sexual life is healthy."
Except that he just thinks his brother might have remained celibate for the past six years. Mrs Mo didnt stop Jaxon from leaving and called the workers to clear the table. Back in their room she quickly crawled to her husband to gossip.
"The things that Jaxon said, am I the only one who dont believe? My Ambrose having a sex only relationship?" With his good manners and comported self, it was very difficult to imagine.
"I also find it hard to believe. But six years ago, he was a student and also has desires so it is not that hard to believe either. I am just surprised we knew nothing of this despite you almost visiting Oxford every day back then."
Mrs Mo had a guilty look. "What do you mean every day? I only drop by when I go shopping to check on my son." She left for the dressing table and began to apply her eye cream. Mo Ambrose being a god in bed. She could not help but chuckle.
"What is making you laugh?"
"Nothing much. I am just thinking about what Jaxon said. If Ambrose is a god in bed and with the number of ladies swarming around Jaxon on twitter begging to just bed him, I would say they took it from a certain someone."
Mr Mo heard this and smirks. "Who would the take after if not me. Come over here quickly."
"Dont be silly." She whined.