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Chapter 3 - Prolouge part 2: The Regression

{ The Heretic System has been activated]

[Calculating all Heretic acts done since the beginning of the Host's entrance in Pandora]

[Calculating...]

[Ding. Calculations complete]

[Common achievement! You have hunted down innocent rabbits and destroyed their homes]

[Common achievement! You have killed a kobold and wore its hide in front of its family]

[Common achievement! You have wiped out swarms of insect, forever removing their existence]

[Common achievement! You have...]

[Pfft]

[Uncommon achievement! You were a simp]

Marcus just sighed, not bothering to reply to the obvious jokes made by the system.

...

Suddenly the regular white screen had changed to a blue display

[Rare achievement! You have watched the Saintess of Exodus during her shower and sold the bathwater to fanatics in a secret black marcket]

[Rare achievement! You have used the precious lotus of the ForeverMaiden and sold it to a playboy]

...

Soon bunches of achievements and notifications rang in his ears, each one acting as a reminiscence to his boring, yet memorable life.

Suddenly the flashes stopped as the screen turned into a hollow black, similar to that of the abyss

[Impossible achievement! You have destroyed the entirety of Pandora!]

[Impossible achievement! You have caused the All loving being Exodus to feel hatred!]

"Huh. Why am I credited for the destruction of Pandora" However, Marcus quickly realized what was going on and gave a Deadpan look to the system.

"This brat"

[*New]

[Impossible achievement! You have angered being X by being mischievous and calling him a brat.]

[Legendary Title 'Destroyer of pandora' has been granted!]

[Yes/No]

Destroyer... It sounded like a title with some great stats but he won't check it. Why? Because he won't accept it

"No"

Soon the screen of the system rose in height as a series of items appeared one after another.

[Crown Gold Bars x10]

[Grade 7 Mythril x5]

[ Berserker Giant's MountainSword]

[Exclusive wish from being X]

Huh? Exclusive wish?

While glancing through the items in the window, the first thing he noticed was the Exclusive wish. Well, to be honest, It was the scythe of the Undead goddess.

However, It was his first time seeing or even hearing about an Exclusive wish.

"Just by seeing the title, seems like you'll be able to grant me a wish."

No way. No way in hell would something like that be a scam.

Though it seemed ridiculous, he still sat up. When he opened the inventory, He saw a globe that was just a little smaller than his fist.

Swallowing dryly, He checked the information on the Exclusive wish.

[Globe of Wishes – Ex Class

Grants one wish for the user.]

It's real!

He suddenly grasped the Wish Stone tightly in his hand.

Things that he could wish for instantly flashed through my head. If it could grant any wish, he would instantly be able to become stronger than Diablo.

He could finally take the position that he had been so envious of. In a much more glorious position, he could easily climb higher than anyone that ever lived.

He could have an endless harem made of all the beings he could have only hoped to like before.

Just thinking about it gave him a boner, even during this situation.

"Calm down little guy."

He was caught in an illusion and kept on thinking of all the possibilities, before sighing for a long time.

His friends are dead. He never had a family with the people that he had sworn to protect being dead all due to his stubbornness and over-eagerness.

"Then, Could I-!?"

[※ Resurrection of the deceased is not allowed. You have already claimed rewards for the destruction of Pandora]

"...What in the actual fuck?!"

He belatedly noticed the last condition of the item. Why wasn't he able to save a dead person? An Ex Class should be worth an Ex Class! If you are an Ex rank reward, you should be able to do whatever you want!

"Dammit, then what's the point?! Everything except saving people? I don't need anything. What would be the use of revenge if I'd be the only person left…!"

He is already coated with layers of regret, if he can even reduce one of them, it would make a huge difference.

Just then a thought emerged in his mind. Although it would defeat the purpose of revenge, it would let him achieve a goal unachievable by him before, maybe, he could even change his life entirely.

"Hey, Globe. Is it possible to turn back time?"

As if in answer, the red globe began to shine. The dead could not be raised, but he could still do this. It seemed like it was the better option to just turn the clock back, how funny.

"Just bring me back to eight years ago. With my current memory. I'll live quietly and live well this time around. I'll also kill that Diablo bastard on my way."

If he hadn't gone and released Diablo's seal, he wouldn't have been in trouble and his legs would be fine. Everything would be fine.

He could have just lived off of his immense wealth and have married a beautiful wife.

[*Ding]

[System suggests that host will Most of his current rewards and will have to redo his tasks to regain the achievement. Only impossible achievements can be taken through back in time.]

"Yeah no problem" If what he is thinking of is doable, he will be having a bunch of impossible achievements in his System's Hall of Achievements.

[...Just entertain me, mortal]

"I will, Being X. Thank you for your opportunity. I just hope I live up to your expectations" Marcus spoke, humbling himself to appear better in front of the mighty being.

[Being X is interested]

[Being X is providing the host with a Halo filled with a mysterious power. The halo is only usable once the host reaches certain achievements and is in desperate need of its power. ]

[Good Luck to you Mortal. Entertain me and I shall reward you with object that exceeds all the limitations within your mind. I may even take you to a superior realm later on. Prove your worth and I shall take care of the rest] A lluxurious and manly voice seethed into his years, themellow voice charming him to better reach the Being's expectation.

But as time passed by, he realized what was going on and quickly got out of his stupor. He gasped and greedily took in the air as the god simply wished him.

The light shining from the globe grew stronger, soon creating a heatless second sun, blaring across the fallen continent of Pandora. Suddenly a pair of Bright Scarlet eyes entered Marcus' vision as he saw the Primordial Demon Lord Diablo, daring him to teleport away or play any other games with him.

"Fuck you Diablo" He swore before leaving the disintegrated remains of his once precious home.

"Aghhhh. FUCK YOU, YOU WASTE HERO. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I SWEAR I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE."

Enjoying Diablo's misery, Marcus left with a smile as the space-time portal sent him spiralling and feeling dizzy.

Suddenly, everything turned white as he felt his body change as he went through the passage of space-time in reverse, regaining his once weak and lanky fiigure.