As I was packing my bag getting ready to go home my mother texted me to stop by the store to get drinks for the house. So I replied "sure mom." Heading out I got bored so I took my switch out and started playing Pokémon bout to finish my last gym battle and finally evolve my last Pokémon Gible into Garchomp. You know the best of types dragon, god do I love dragon Pokémon, anyway back to topic of how I got to the void and blank shit sticks.

So garchomp finally evolved I got to the store and walked in without realizing the goddamn store was being fucking robbed. Yea, I know right why the fuck does this death have to be so damn cliche. So I walked in and turned off my switch then I looked up to realize there was a fucking gun in my face! So I yelled and punched the guy holding the gun out of shock. Then "BANG" there I was dead with a bullet in my head nothing to do except bleed and see the back of my eyelids. And that's the story to this giant rats ass of situation I am in now.

-times skips a few millennia of solitude-

I was sitting there in the vast expanse of what I believed to be stars or worlds that I somehow could never reach. A fucking SUN pops out of no where!

[ROB POV]

"Damn it if this doesn't stop happening I'm gonna lose my lazy job of watching the wheel of reincarnation!" *seeing a soul floating through the chaotic sea of energy* as usual gotta turn on the god shiny mode so nothing interrupts me when I say "I am a god/high class being" after that I teleported over and while the poor soul was freaking out I just read it's memory's to see which world and karma amount this soul has to jump out of reincarnation line.

[MC POV]

So as the blob of light was fucking burning my eyes away I yelled "CAN YOU TURN DOWN THE FUCKING LIGHTS" as I was still just staring at the giant blob of light in my face. It speaks the oh cliche lines of "you died young soul bla blabla…."

Onto the important stuff now. 'As the god like entity was going on about its job of watching wheel of reincarnation run and make sure no accidents like I guess you could say me' so to not stay in this pitch black hell of nothingness longer I cut him off saying "like I know you want to talk more but can you tell me what's going to happen to me now that I kinda broke your COR(cycle of reincarnation)

It replied "yea, sure, anyway since you stayed in the energy source of cosmos you kinda can't be put back normally so like in your little story's of somehow quite similar situations you get reincarnated to a different universe with more energy then the basic worlds like your old one. First let me find a world that needs a more energy or gods that requested for a souls to plug in some energies into their world." After a few seconds he sent the little light panel he had away. "Alright, you are gonna love this one the worlds name is p-54 in god terms and ruled over by arceus a Pokémon of sorts as you call it, well off you go to meet him see ya."

After that I popped into I guess another dimension of sorts, and THERE HE WAS FUCKING ARCEUS. I was fan boying so hard… it took me a while to calm down.

[Arceus pov]

As the god of reincarnation messaged me about a energized soul being sent over after my request for energy to my universe, teleported into my dimension I read his memories and was I surprised he idealized my creation, I gained a small boost to my pride that mortals enjoyed my creation. "Hello young soul, I'm glad my creation could bring you enjoyment through your past life. As you have a energized soul I shall give you two wishes and a new life with a talent wheel." The soul started leaping enjoy much to my amusement.

The young soul replied in joy "Thank you so much arceus, I'm a big fan…. Also um can we start with the talent wheel first so that I can get a better grasp of what I can do for my wishes?!"

I replied "sure, young one." I summoned my human universal talents wheel. On the wheel the talents are "Poké heart", "chief", "martial arts", "Poké battle", "poké body" and the special slot being "all talents".