[MC POV]
As Arceus summoned the talent wheel, I could only ask what the talents meant as I could tell the general ones like martial arts, chief, and "Poké battling" so I went and asked before we spin the wheel "hey arceus can you explain the talents?"
It replied "sure, the first one "poke heart" is basically you can feel emotions and have small understanding without being taught the language of Pokémon, Chief is kinda explanatory but it basically is you can make whatever food and it taste good but sense it was so basic I made it to where the better you get the better it supplemented your body or the Pokémon body of who eats, martial arts talent is also self explanatory so I also added it gives a buff when you have a fighting type Pokémon on your team, "Poké battle" let's see this is a rare one basically it's where you are battling with your Pokémon you have a faster reaction, higher intelligence and can also sync with your Pokémon better when fighting, "Poké body" is very useful you remember how it seems ash from the show barely gets hurt by Pokémon attacks, so yea that's one effect another one would be longer lifespan, and a naturally more fit physique. Hope that explains the talents young one."
"Yea it does thanks, and you can spin now." Replied the soul excitedly.(plot amour kicks in) Arceus spun the wheel of talent, as the notches pick up speed the lovely notches clicking away making the soul anxious.
-A little while later-
The wheel slows down just landing on quad talent selection. (Ha I bet y'all thought I would made mc opp nope not yet at least) "what the hell, when did that get there!" I yelled
Arceus responded slightly laughing "well can't just not have little surprises in it. Now you can choose your talents then onto your wishes."
"Fine, for my talents I want "Poké heart", "Poké body", and "Poké battle" talents. As for my wishes I want a auto feeding, talent upgrade, scanning and research system; And for my second wish for my starter Pokémon to be a pichu with the best of talent enough to rival 1st string legendary with enough training?" I asked
"Might not be able to get first string but 2nd string for sure." Replied Arceus giving a slight nod at the wishes. After that he starts to make a system panel, then sent it over to me. "Make your body then I'll add your talents and also choose the egg moves of pichu." I started going over the body creation menu creating my body to be kinda above average level of handsome. Then onto pichu I made it a have the egg moves disarming voice, electric terrain and fake out.
"That's all I need for right now I think." I responded sending the screen back to Arceus so he could finish. He finished then the screen starts to spin in his Arc-antlers before driving into my soul. I fall down thrashing and yelling in pain from the system and body being assimilated onto me.
-after a few hours-
"You know fuck you but also thanks Arceus for the opportunity I think I'm good to be reincarnated just make me born into a good family and let me get memories of everything at 3 so I don't have to suffer baby years?" I pleaded
Arceus responded, "sure just give a good show and live a happy life." Then he sent me off.
-author letter-
I was going to try adding fans in earlier but my dumbass forgot how the hell have fans when no one knows you lol