"God, you are finally here." When Natasha came out of the room, her face was very bad. A rarely see irritable and helpless expression.
"Oh, Captain, why are you here? Didn't I just call a psychiatrist?"
"The psychiatrist didn't come, only me."
"Only you? Then what are you going to do with that mental patient? Don't blame me for not reminding you, he is sick." Natasha was a little angry: "A masculinity-headed idiot! He said I was not strong enough. He asks me to find a strong warrior to talk to him???"
"Didn't you make him experience the power of Black Widow?"
"You'll know when you go in." Natasha glanced back at the door and continued: "But, try not to conflict with him. Nick just said that he hope the agent can get along with him and communicates rationally."
"Don't worry." As Steve pushed open the door, he turned to Natasha with a smile and said, "I'm not that violent."
As soon as he walked in, he saw an extremely tall blond man retching against the wall. Black Widow, who was very angry with him, gave him some anti-wolf spray.
Steve clicked his tongue. The SHIELD anti-wolf spray is not the kind of small-power product in the market. Anyone with a nose will be disgusted.
He pressed the earphone in his ear, then said to the tall man, "Hello."
Hearing the movement, the man stopped retching, pushed the long golden hair around his ear, looked Steve up and down with his eyes, and said in a buzzing voice, "This is not bad, it's worth fighting. Human! Say your name! I'm Thor Odinson from Asgard!"
"My name is Steve, Steve Rogers."
"Let me out, human! You are disrespecting the future Lord of the Nine Kingdoms!"
"Let's not talk about that." Steve looked Thor up and down and said, "Would you like to change your clothes?"
Thor was wearing medieval armor and a helmet on his head, but I don't know if it was because he landed face-first. The tattered cloth strips are still stained with a lot of mud. Random soldiers in the Middle Ages may not be in such as tragic as Thor's situation.
"Heroes on the battlefield never care about their appearance, they only talk with the enemy's head!"
Steve didn't understand the sentence because Thor's English was mixed with Old English accents and some coined words from nowhere that sounded like transliteration from Google Translate. Steve, It has only been sleeping for decades, not thousands of years. This kind of tone that has been eliminated by the human language system sounds annoying.
"Okay, then can you tell me how you got here?" Steve spread his hands and said, "You suddenly fell from the sky and smashed a lot of houses, and your weapons still occupy a family's house to this day. The yard, and more importantly, 13 people are still in the hospital because of you."
"That's because you humans are too weak. In Asgard, either die or Continue fighting..." Thor waved his hand impatiently.
Captain America has always had a good temper, and there are not many things that can make him angry. But, Thor has touched his reverse scales repeatedly minefield, over and over again. Steve was not as tall as and as burly as Thor. but the two of them had a similar temperament.
"It seems that you are also a warrior, and one of the more heroic among humans. But that's meaningless. When I came here a long time ago, I found out that you will point the butcher knives at your people. This is true in Asgard. Shameful, your record is not worth boasting about."
Steve took a deep breath. He pressed the earphone and said, "Dr. Sōugo, can you start the diagnosis? I'm afraid, I really wanna punch him."
Sōugo's voice came through the earphones, and he said, "I'm afraid you'll have to hold on for a while, his information is useful."
Thor stood in the room with his hands on his hips, stared at Steve, and said, "What are you muttering? Don't do those little tricks! That's useless!"
Thor's voice was really loud, and it made Steve's ears ring a bit, but he followed the prepared question and said, "That hammer about 7 kilometers away is your weapon, right?"
"Yes, that is Mjolnir, born in the dying sun and forged by a dwarf of fire! The branches of the world tree give it new life! The blessing of the father of the gods gives it strength!"
Steve skipped the area that he didn't understand at all, and he continued: "Okay, that doesn't matter. that hammer is still occupying a family's yard, if It's your weapon, please take it away immediately."
Thor opened his mouth as if he was a little embarrassed, but he was too embarrassed to say it. In the end, he sighed and said, "Well, the great **** can't lie, I can't take it up."
"But isn't that your weapon?"
"The reason is very complicated!" Thor looked a little impatient, "I quarreled with the father of the gods..."
"So you and your hammer came here? The father of the gods in your mouth should be your biological father. After you quarreled with your father, he threw you out. So, what does this have to do with the earth? He wants to kick you out of the house. The so-called nine kingdoms are so big, why does he have to throw you on the earth?"
Unexpectedly, this made Thor open the box and began to mumble bitterly: "I am his biological son, the prince of Asgard, and the future master of the nine kingdoms, but at my coronation ceremony... Forget it! you humans don't understand"
Steve finally knew why Natasha showed that helpless and irritable expression. The big man in front of him was thinking like a steel bar, entirely revolving around words such as war, heroism, warrior, the great Asgard, etc. Turn, no matter what you talk to him about, it will come back to these few words in the end.
Steve watched Thor getting angry, he pressed the earphone and said to Sōugo: "I still don't believe it. after all, how can a race that can travel in space be so stupid? But now it seems that upgrading all abilities to muscles is also a way out."
Sōugo's response came through the headset: "Indeed, if you don't have enough subtle intelligence to build a spaceship, you can just jump to Mars."
After speaking, both of them laughed.
But this was misunderstood by Thor as laughing at him. He waved his arm vigorously and said angrily: "Mortal! Even if this prince of Asgard loses his power, it is not something you can laugh at!"
Steve took a step back. Captain America knew that it was not a good choice to have a military confrontation with the big man at this time. He said to Sōugo in the headset: "So what do we do now? It seems that he completely Can't communicate."
"Let's give him some psychological treatment first. If it doesn't work, think of other ways. You do this first..."
Steve asked Thor: "It looks like you don't understand your father's decision, and I think it's a bit too much to drive you so far because of a fight..."
"I fought bravely on the battlefield and made many achievements, but he still treated me like this." His voice finally weakened a little, sounding a little sad: "He drove me out of the home I have always guarded, I was born in Place, beautiful and holy Asgard..."
"Okay, but it's useless to be sad now. It's already like this. What are you going to do?"
"I have to get my weapon back first!" Thor said very distressedly: "How can a soldier not have his weapon? This is a great shame!"
"But Odin deprived all my divine power to punish me. Without divine power, I would not be able to lift that hammer. He asked me to study on Earth, but I don't know what I'm going to learn, even without my divine power, I'm stronger than everyone here, am I going to go with these fragile mortals? Learn how to fight?"
"In your opinion, your father is a very stupid king?"
"Of course not!" Thor retorted loudly: "Father is a very wise monarch. He has ruled the nine kingdoms for so many years and has been deeply loved. How could he be a foolish monarch?"
"Then since he is not a foolish king, but he made such a decision, haven't you thought about his deep meaning?"
"Why do you say that too? What I'm supposed to do? This kind of guesswork should be done by Loki, my brother is the best at it! I'm a valiant warrior! I hate waiting in vain, guessing every day to no avail… If that's what he thinks, so be it. What's that word called? Yes, vacation... I'll take a vacation for myself, away from the prosperous Nine Kingdoms, and germinate in this corner that no one cares about. Grass..."
Thor showed a painful expression. He stepped back a few steps and leaned against the corner with a decadent look.
Steve sighed, held down his earphones, and said, "Every time I hear his adjective 'Earth', I want to punch him."
Then Steve said to Thor, "Since you think so, I think we can talk."
"What?" Thor raised his eyelids.
"First of all, you have no divine power, so you should also need food and drink, right?" Steve and Thor stared at each other, Steve said, "This is not a homeless shelter, we won't cover food and drink, You have to figure it out yourself."
"I am the prince of Asgard! The guardian of the nine kingdoms! How can you..." Thor began to shout again.
"Then you can try to see if this status can allow you to successfully find a job on Earth and support yourself."
Thor turned his head and muttered in a low voice: "When I came here before, I found that humans are cunning and stingy. They pay the shepherds a day with only a piece of cake..."
"You and your hammer broke three houses and injured more than a dozen people. You have to compensate for these losses."
"Odin will..."
"We can't contact Odin, we can only contact you. In short, although you didn't do it on purpose, at least it was an accidental injury. If you can't compensate for this part of the loss, I'm afraid you will go to jail."
"Jail?" Thor raised his voice, he said incredulously: "I am the prince of Asgard! How can you send the future father of the gods to jail?!! That will be the life of my reign. The stain, you damned mortals..."
After speaking, he began to become irritable and even raised his fist to attack Steve.
Steve took a few steps back and said into the earphone: "It seems that psychotherapy is not very effective, do you have anything else? way?"
"Of course, give him a punch."
"Wait, isn't this jump a bit big?"
"It's nothing. This is another therapy corresponding to psychotherapy, and it is also a backup plan for this communication. I call it physical therapy."
Steve rubbed his wrists and said, "Is this okay? Will beating aliens cause a diplomatic incident?"
"That's something Nick has to think about. Even if he has no divine power, he can be beaten."
"Human...what do you want to do?" At this time, Thor also noticed Steve's actions, and he said contemptuously, "Don't you want to fight Asgard's most heroic warriors? Then I'll let you know, God, can't be provoking..."
"Boom!!!"
Thor, who flew out, was directly embedded in the wall and fainted.
"What a weak god."
Natasha, who went out to smoke, came back. As soon as she entered the door, she saw that Steve was standing in the room while Thor fainted.
"What is this? psychotherapy?"
Steve smiled, and said, "This is physical therapy."