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Chapter 3 - (CHAPTER 3: PAIN IN THE ASS)

"What the-" The first beautiful morning scene that I saw the moment I woke up was a satanic girl trying to stab me in the throat. I immediately get out of the bathtub, she misses, leaving a scratch on the marble bathtub. I could feel my heart bleeding, I save up three months of money for this baby. "I-I wil-l kill you…" She mumbled under her breath as she stood back up. She approached, her feet still wobbly, breathing heavily as she pointed the fruit knife at me. I should've kept the knife somewhere she couldn't reach, now I regret bringing her back.

"Ding-" When she is about to pounce towards me, someone rang the doorbell. Two of us stop our actions as the two of us stare at the door together. Postal service of my newly bought manhwa? No, it just arrived yesterday, and the new ones are still on the way. "The police! Open up for investigation!" Someone outside asked out, his voice was deep, he is a man.

"Don't" She waved her hands, her fierce expression changed as she pleaded. "Open up! We suspect that you are hiding a criminal within your property!" The police slams the door even harder. "You are a criminal?" I turn my head towards her and asked. "No! Please!" She literally kneel in front of me and pleaded. "Help me!" "I gave you five seconds!" The police outside threatened.

"Five!"

"Four!"

"Three!"

"Two!"

"What do you want officer?" I pull open the door and poke my head out just before he is about to bust the door down. "We suspect you are hiding a criminal." The officer, a heck of a buff dude flashes out his license. "We are going to undergo a quick search in your house." He took out his searching permit. "Oh sure of course." I smiled as I open the door and waved my hands "Search as you please."

The officer entered the apartment room, my heart sank. What will happen if he really found out her? Will I get enrolled too as a culprit? Crucified? Jailed? Too late, I should've come up clean that there is a killer loli in my room. But all I could do right now is kept my fingers crossed and hoped that the god of luck is not such a bitch.

"What is in this box?" I officer pointed at a suspicious looking box beside the mattress. My heart skipped a beat, this is exactly where is stuff her into, I should've place it into the cabinet, this is way too obvious. "Nothing, officer." I let out a nervous chuckle, the most idiotic answer I could reply. Hell yeah, the tactic of playing dumb always works, right?

"Nothing?" he asked suspiciously as he raised an eyebrow. He placed his hand onto the box's cover. "No, stop!" He flip open the box before I could stop him, when I thought everything is over, the officer let out a chuckle. He reached into the box and took out a DVD case. "Loli Hentai?" He let out a smirk as he shook his head. "Luckily I am just a normal officer. If I am an FBI agent, get ready to be wrecked!" He laughed out loud, I followed, laughing awkwardly.

"Good day officer!" After I send this problem out of the apartment, I immediately lock the doors and headed back into the room. I took off the manghwas and DVD cases onto it before uncovering her beneath it. "Is-s he-e g-one?" She asked out, her face red from the suffocating. "You can get out now." I grab her arm and pulled her out. But I somehow forgot she still got a fucking knife in her grasp, so without any warning she stabbed my arm before pushing me away and stumbling out of the house. "Argh that bitch of a bitch!" I grabbed the medical kit and umbrella from the shelf before dashing out of it, pulled out the knife and bandaged the wound as I chased her.

"Huh-huh-huh" She walked on the streets, gasping for air. Every breath she inhales sent a stinging pain in her throat. Her lungs felt heavy, and so do her head. The only thing that kept her warm from all the freezing snow that kept burdening her is a cotton blanket. And beneath her is nothing but a sport bra and booty shorts. She finally couldn't move anymore as she lean onto a wall beside the street to rest. Leaning against the wall she hid into an alley, if the corporation knew she is alive, she would hunt her down.

"Argh…" Just moment after she barely settled down, I found her. "Why are you here?" I asked her, putting the umbrella on top of her. "You will die outside here wandering around. Its winter right now." I grabbed her by the wrist, trying to pull her back, she won't budge as she shake my hand away. "You will die out here!!" I grab her by the collar and screamed. "Don't you ever know how lucky it is to live in this goddamn world!!?"

I ignore her struggling as I forcefully carried her back to my apartment, day one of my winter holiday, so far so good, I guess. "This bitch…" I sat with my back facing against the mirror as I treated the scratch and bite marks on it. Luckily, I am able to put on a coat on my way looking for her, if not these wounds would level up to the next level. I take a quick glimpse at her, she is asleep. Yeah, she better be asleep, I would love her be asleep rather than rampaging and bringing me trouble.

"What a pain…" I cursed under my breath as I entered the bathroom and rested at the good old bathtub. The moonlight shone through the bathroom window, it had stop snowing just an hour ago. The pain still aches on my shoulder and on my back, but whatever happened, I can't left her by my side.