Hello, diary. Or is it "Dear Diary"?

I don't know. I stole this thing off a human's corpse a few days ago.

Welcome to hell. The human's first entry was a greeting so should I do the same?

I am Taro. There's a few other names in there but this is my preferred name. I am the lowest rank of demon, an imp. I'm.. about 7' tall, red, spotted white, with black horns and a sharpened tail.

I am about 200 years old, measured in the passage of time in hell.

Does that work for an introduction? I don't know. I don't even know why I'm writing this.

A few days ago, I was relaxing in my burrow, when I suddenly felt a ton of rumbles. I fled deeper into my burrow, and saw as the entrance collapsed.

Apparently something really big trampled my little homey hole. Not a big deal, I can just dig back up.

I'm sitting in the dark, writing this. I'll write again tomorrow, I can't see well and my hand hurts from all this writing.