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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: {Working on Saturdays is the Best!}

I make it to work a minute late. My dad cut me some slack though so that's fine.

{Main Mission 2 Punishment: Work an hour longer than normal. Reward: You don't get haunted in your dreams with berating pop-up messages from the DPHM System Time limit: 5 Hours}

Jugyeong decided to hang here. For some reason she gets Saturdays and Fridays off consecutively from practice in the afternoons. She only has to go in the mornings those days.

She walks in with her backpack and I'm already changed into my work clothes.

"Dang you got here fast." She says.

"Had to." I say.

"Ah."

She goes to sit down.

{Side Mission 1: Be a good waiter. Reward: The skill "Jugyeong Magnet" (Effect: You have a plus 10 CHM stat specifically toward Jugyeong, can be upgraded) Condition: Get a 500 Won tip or more}

"This is interesting." I say in my head.

"Hey Jugyeong, what do ya want to eat?" I ask her.

"I'll just take an iced tea and a giant slice of onion salami pizza." she says.

Thankfully I'm on both busser and waiter duty today. Saturday is our slowest day. Friday and Sunday are our busy days.

"Which tea would you like?" I ask her.

"Ah man I forget y'all have a lot of teas, ugh what's the best one?"

"The Earl Grey Diet Peach is the only one worth it in my opinion."

"Oooh I didn't see peach tea here."

"Oh ugh it's a secret menu item."

"You never told me!"

"You never asked."

"Fair. Is it more expensive?"

"It is but the tea's on me today, I've been trying to get it on the main menu for a while. If you like it my dad'll probably put it on."

"Oh thank you."

"One Onion Salami Pizza Slice coming right up!"

"Thanks dude!"

She normally tips 300 Won. Here's to hoping that she gives me a 500 Won tip. I DEFINITELY want that skill. Who are you to judge me? What who am I talking to?

{DPHM thinks: "Oh Psychosis in Denial. Oh wait that's all I am. I hope this dude figures this out. Oh wait I know!}

{Overall Mission: Find the truth of the DPHM System. Reward: No more DPHM. All stats maxed out bar ATC and CHM}

"Another one? Overall Mission? Is this what I'm working towards? Interesting." I say to myself.

Alright!

"Here's your pizza." I tell her.

"Oh man this is gonna be good! Oh yeah! Hyun, do ya know how to do this algebra 2 problem?"

Thank God she's the only customer!

"Oh yeah, well you see, when multiplying exponents you add them, when dividing you subtract. When you exponent an exponential expression, you distribute the exponent and multiply. When that number is negative it gets put in the denominator."

"Yo I didn't understand it before since our teacher is so quiet. Thank god you sit in the front of the class!"

{FAT stat grew by 1 on it's own}

"YES!" I say in my mind.

She was the only customer for about 2 hours. My dad doesn't care what I do when it's dead as long as I work when necessary.

I attended to the lady that came. Then I went back to Jugyeong so she could pay.

She left me a 500 Won tip HELL YEAH!

"As a thanks for saving my butt for Monday's test." she told me.

{Side Mission 1: Be a good waiter completed. Reward: "Jugyeong Magnet" skill. Completed}

"Jugyeong, bye!" I say to her.

"See ya Hyun." she replies.

I finish my work day.

{Punishment Completed: Work one hour more than usual. Reward: You don't piss yourself tonight}

"Man I had a really productive day!"

{Passive Mission 2: Work Out 20 minutes, 3 Times A Week. Reward: +3 ATC AND +3 CSY Every week you do it. Starts: Tomorrow}

"Another Passive Mission? Was it waiting for Sunday? Interesting." I say to myself.

My dad takes me home and then I fall asleep on the couch...

{Dream Mission 1: Force a Dream. Objective: Force yourself to dream about what you want to dream. Reward: The skill "Self-Dream Controller" (Allows user a 5% chance to control the topic, setting, and outcome of a dream) Time Limit: Infinite}

I was already asleep when DPHM added this so I didn't see it.

I didn't see it until the morning. It's Sunday so I work 6 hours today, dang.

Well I guess I'll work on that work out mission. I'll go walking for 20 minutes, easy win.

I would ask my friends to come with me but they all got something they gotta do right now. My shift starts at 2 pm so I got time.

I walk to the park. I go around the park a few times. I timed it for 20 minutes...

I checked to see if I fulfilled the conditions...

I didn't. So I can't cheese this after all. Sad...