"so you guys are the ones messing with my student," I said with riptide drawn.
Lucius was about to say something but I glared at him and then looked at the other death eaters here.
"... I expected more" *confringo*
I separated the death eaters. *accio* I used the spell to pull them towards me and snapped one of their necks.
*cake*
suddenly they were assaulted by cakes. I smiled sadistically.
"prank #174," I said as many hieroglyphs appeared and they were constantly bombarded with cakes.
I laughed psychotically as I watched killing curses fly into the air as the death eaters began to accidentally kill themselves.
I had to dodge an occasional killing curse, but soon everyone except Voldemort was on the floor with lifeless eyes.
"you know, I know someone that loves to punish people who go after children... it's me" I swung my bat and broke his leg.
he yelled in pain as he pointed his wand at me. I snapped it and smiled as I swung at his kneecap.
it made a satisfying crack and I smiled as he cried out in pain.
after only 40 minutes he broke, and couldn't even form a proper word.
I grabbed the portkey and teleported the death eaters back to Hogwarts.
"Professor Jackson" I heard Hermione's voice yell.
I felt her crash into me as she hugged me.
"hello to you too" I sat patting her and brushing her hair.
"it's him" I heard Fudge say and my hidden blade was drawn startling Hermione and some of the kids.
I sliced "mad eye Moody" wand and held my knife next to his throat.
"I leave for one year and this school went to shit. now, if you make any sudden movements, you die. I don't want to hear anything other than Yes ma'am or No ma'am. is that understood" I said drawing blood from his neck?
he began laughing like a psycho and chains appeared and had him restrained to the ground.
"if this keeps up I'll have to take that headmaster seat Dumbledore" I sneered.
I looked at Harry and softly took off Voldemort's soul. the Voldemort on the ground withered in pain as I destroyed his last Horcrux.
"There, I killed Voldemort," I said as I returned my hidden blade to its sheath.
"ow," Harry flinched.
"Sorry Harry, anything involving the soul is Ganna hurt. now you're free to do what you want" I said.
"does it smell like cake," Fred asked.
"cake" the death eaters began yelling fearfully.
I smiled sadistically, now they are even afraid of cake. so no more celebrating birthdays.
...
a couple of minutes later I had Hestia on my shoulders as I walked out of Hogwarts.
"I'm going to miss these little brats," I said looking at Hogwarts.
I cut open a portal and arrived back home. I did what I needed to do at my house.
mowing the lawn, cutting the trees, blasting rock music, and fixing up my lawn.
my little house now had a small garden and a small hearth in Infront of my house.
inside my house, it was decorated with many different decorations. Hestia did the outside and I did the inside.
we lived between two stoners and an angry lady. the angry lady was always trying to find a reason to argue.
I didn't give her one... or at least one that I knowledge.
Artemis usually stopped by to get some custom-made clothing. She had a flare for... exotic dresses.
she never wore them outside but only in private, and I set up barriers from prying eyes, (Apollo).
of course, nothing happened but I did surprisingly cuddle with Hestia.
I and hestia already decided that we weren't ever going to go any further than cuddling, and I was honestly fine with that.
why you might ask. because Hestia was worth it.
I began to enjoy my time here before I placed my hand on my eye. I healed it, but now they were two different colors.
one was purple and the other was red eyes with giant slits in the middle.
now you might be asking why are you doing this, well the next mission I'll need my eye. while I'm good with my left eye and can use any hand to fight, I prefer my right hand when shooting guns.
I began softly humming as I cleaned up my house. I visited my mom, and then Percy.
I gave Percy "the talk" before but now it was the talk about how I want at least 2 nephews or nieces.
I sat down on my couch before sleeping peacefully...
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going to start writing again.