I rubbed Naruto's head while looking at the anbu.
"tell the third I'm taking full custody of Naruto since it's my right as the oldest Uzumaki," I said.
I made them get caught in a genjutsu and continued my ramen.
"go ahead and eat," I said paying for our meal.
"How did you do that," an excited Naruto asked me.
"When you're older you'll be able to do a lot more than that" I chuckled.
"Really," Naruto asked as we ate ramen.
I'm pretty sure we set a new record (I did) but hey who's counting?
I lead him to the house of Minato and Kushina, casually breaking their barriers just by walking through them.
"come on... your new home," I said walking in, the stunned Naruto looked around with an open mouth.
when I got in I immediately used telekinesis to clean up the dusty place. that seemed to fascinate Naruto and he begged me to learn the jutsu.
"before attempting this jutsu, you need the basics first. and tomorrow we will have to start your proper training" I said rubbing his head.
"now then, I'll go get you clothes so you can bathe and stuff," I said. when I left my telekinesis continued making food.
I went out to buy clothes for Naruto. I got many clothes, mainly ones that suit training and casual clothing.
I found a cool purple shirt for me while shopping so I bought it too. By the time I finished shopping, I had enough clothes and other things to last us for a while.
(back at home)
a new home...' was all Naruto was thinking.
from having a home that wasn't a "home" to someone taking care of him.
someone who saw him as an equal, and not as some...monster.
Naruto watched the spoons, knives, and pots fly around and cook food. Naruto even tried to disrupt their movement, but they just went around him.
this jutsu was cool. if he could learn how to do this he could combine it with more of his pranks.
soon Alice came back with many clothes and other household stuff.
Alice pulled out a set of clothes and gave them to me. I took them dumbfounded.
"take those clothes and go take a shower. I stocked up the house with toiletries" Alice said.
.... (back to Alice)
I finished the cooking and smiled as I served it on plates.
a nice dinner with the kid and a lot of amusing moments.
deciding it would be disrespectful and kind of disgusting if I slept on minotoes and kushinas bed, I slept on the couch.
I laid my necklace next to me and sighed.
"you know this is kinda fun." ghost Percy said looking around.
"I do have to admit.... it feels weird being like this..." Artemis said shifting uncomfortably.
"...I was wondering when you guys would show up" I chuckled softly before casting a silence charm not to wake Naruto.
"come on we were always here, you should know oh sweet goddess of death," Percy said with a smile on his face.
I rolled my eyes, "I may be the angel of death, but even I have rules to follow... even if I can't expose cosmic things."
"...you look beautiful still," Hestia said putting my head in her lap.
"blah, I don't want to see this" Percy said looking away.
"...then go back to the aether," Artemis said as she lay on my lap.
the rest of the night was me cuddling with my ghost waifu, and poking fun at my brother.
"so, who was this kid?" Percy asked.
"his name is Naruto, he's just a kid I'm going to train for a bit... I want to see how far he goes with proper training" I said.
"...you know... how are we even alive? I know being the angel of death gives you perks...but this?" Artemis asked.
"I'm the angel of death. every death is mine to control, or prevent. it also leads me into the angel of fate, but that's a different subject." I said.
"so... do you have a touch that could install kill someone, " Percy asked.
"of course I do. if I did use it, it would matter what dimension, what parallel universe, or hell even the body you hide in. you WILL die" I said.
"How did you guys forget about me" The spirit of ai came from the kitchen.
"ah welcome back ai... am I supposed to call you sister-in-law?" asked Percy.
"We did get married, so yes she is your sister-in-law," I said.
Hestia pouts upon hearing this but I chuckled and gave her some much-needed head pats.
"so how are we being tethered to the earth... or you?" ai asked as she lay on my chest.
I chuckled and gave her head pats. "it's because you guys are tied to my soul... actually ai, I don't know how you came here, I delivered you to heaven"
".... because heaven was super boring, there wasn't even any good music," she said huffing.
I chuckled and finally laid my head to rest for the first time in a while.
"... goodnight guys... love you," I said.
"Love you too bitch" Percy said before laughing.
I shook my head and laughed. with that Artemis, Hestia, and Ai both said goodnight and I closed my eyes to sleep.
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trust me I have a plan... not really