Bob, a man. He is the great enjoyer of the online platform named 'Webnovel'—the fanfiction section of the website in particular.
"Hm… what shall I read today?"
As always, he scrolled through the power stone rankings of the fanfiction novels, trusting that the fellow Webnovellers would've sorted out the read-worthy fanfics for him.
"Hm… Sign in for thousand years, nope, login rewards, nope, idle rpg in multiverse, nope—aha, here it is."
Upon finding one fanfic that seemed to be of his taste, Bob pressed the title cover and lightly read the synopsis.
"Hey guys, this is the first time writer, so please be generous… alright, I'll take that into account, author-sama."
Then, scrolling down on the page, he began going through the reviews.
The one on top was a 5-star review, and the context was:
[HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREMMMM!!!!]
"Eh… aight lol."
The top-most comment on this review was:
[Trash harem enjoyer. People like you are ruining this platform]
Below said the comment was a reply:
[HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM HAREM!!!!!
(Rated R Pic)]
"Ah? How's this comment not removed yet?"
[Sauce?]
"...And who the hell is this degenerate."
As expected, Webnovel is fun. Bob, getting a light laughter, left the page and scrolled down the review section once more. Somewhere in the middle, he found a 1-star review, with the context being blocked by the spoiler blocker. Out of curiosity and excitement, he pressed that particular review to see what the reviewer had to say.
[Beta mc mc pathetic mc whiner zzzzz
(vomiting emoji spam)]
"...?" Bob scratched his head, confused, "Where's the spoiler in this?"
In the comment section below the review, the top-most one said,
[Exp]
"Oh, right. Totally forgot that." Mumbling to himself, Bob quickly wrote a comment of his own,
[Exp] - BobTheBuilder12345678
"Heh, there. Aight, time to jump into the fic, I guess."
Exiting the review section, Bob pressed the first chapter of this fanfic.
[Chapter 1: Don't Read]
"...?"
[15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k 15k...]
"...Ok." Sighing in disappointment, Bob moved on to the next chapter.
[Chapter 2: Three Wishes?!!
Uzumaki Ichigo is weeb. He loves anime. His favourite is Boku No Pico, because of he bully by kids others.
He walking road sees a little girl running.
"Save her!!!" He jumps in front of her gets hit by truck and dead.
"I AM R.O.B. OR RANDOM OMNIPOTENT BEING SINCE YOU DIED FOR GIRL YOU CAN GO TO WORLD YOU WANT WITH THREE WISHES"
"Wait wait wait for real?!! Yayayay!! Ok ok then I go One Piece world and I want a.i. system no manipulation and all three Hakis and Goro Goro no mi!!!"
"GRANTED BYE"
Ichigo is now a baby he can't speak he cries and his mom looks at him with love—]
"...Damn, I can't read this anymore."
Bob, closing the app, groaned.
-TO BE CONTINUED-