" Frost can you let to of Tsunade so she can speak with us? " Jiraiya asked.
" Will she try to hit me again, pretty lady? " I asked Shizune to which she got a bit red.
' Someone actually called me pretty...' She thought as she silently nodded to me.
" Haha, guess your student won't lie for you, isn't she cute? " I said to Tsunade as she was now pissed at me and Shizune to which Shizune just whistled and turned away.
I was sitting with Jiraiya and Naruto on one side while Tsunade, Shizune and Piggy were on the other side.
" Please, Frost? It's important. " Jiraiya said.
" Sigh, fine. But you take responsibility if she tries punching me. " I smirked as i let her go.
As soon as i did she appeared above me so fast Jiraiya couldn't react...But i could, so i switched with Jiraiya using Sasukes rinnegan ability as Jiraiya took the full force of the punch.
Tsunade was shocked and Jiraiya was knocked out as the waiter brought drinks to which i grabbed one and started drinking.
* Gulp Gulp *
" Ahhh, that tastes so good. Thanks for paying for this Ms.Sannin. " I said as the waiter immediately put it on her tab.
" Why YOU!" Tsunade was ready to attack again but since i was drinking i had the top for it so i flicked it to the side of her as i switched spots again avoiding her punch and im now next to her.
* Poke Poke *
I started poking her boobs as she was again shocked
" You have massive milkers for now reason, is this because of your jutsu? Or are they real?" I asked actually curious.
* Poke Poke *
I poked again while Tsunade had gotten more pissed but she had calmed down already.
* Inhale...Exhale *
" Can you stop poking me? " Tsunade asked nicely.
* Poke Poke *
" Okay. " I said as i poked her 2 more times and left back to my seat as Jiraiya had finally woken up.
" So what is it that you need Jiraiya? " Tsunade asked as she sat down again.
Jiraiya started explaining the situation and needing her to take the thrown cough cough Hokage spot.
" I refuse. " Tsunade said plainly.
" WHAT WHY!?" Naruto shouted.
" Because kid.." Then she explained her reason...yh ik lazy to not write but who cares i dont remember how this talk went.
" It doesn't matter, you don't have a choice. " I said to which Tsunade again started getting pissed.
" And why not? " She asked to which Jiraiya told her to just stay shut.
" Well, the Village or should i say 3rd Hokage had already did you a favor. Well, more like 2 or 3. " I said to which confused her.
" First, favor. He let you leave the village on the excuse of your husband and nephew dying.
Second, favor. He made sure that no one had the thought of using you to recreate your clan, and prohibiting it in a way aslong as he's here.
Third, favor. He didn't mark you as a missing ninja even after you've been gone for so long. " I said.
" So? I didn't ask for any of that. " Tsunade said to which pissed Naruto off.
( A/N Also they still don't know that Danzo is dead so haha shh. )
" It doesn't matter if you asked for it or not. He helped you by doing all those favor. The only options are you and Jiraiya, and if you give Danzo more time he will definitely convince them to make him hokage. Danzo being Hokage is your worst option. Danzo will definitely make sure to bring you back by force. If you don't kill yourself or if they don't kill you, he will definitely use you to create your clan again, then dispose of you. " I said to which angered both Tsunade and Jiraiya.
" If you don't come, you will definitely become a missing ninja. And trust me if the bounty on your head is good, i will personally come and get you. And don't worry you won't be able to hide as i already marked you. " I said as she was confused as i haven't even touched her but she remembered my poking.
A strange symbol started growing on her till it reached her neck and then just as quickly dissapeared.
Tsunade started thinking as she started becoming depressed as she literally had no other choice.
" Or we can do something else to make it fair. " I said to which caught her interest.
" If you can beat me in a fight i'll kill Danzo the elders and everybody necessary and just put a puppet hokage, i'll even pay off all your debt. " I said to which she got baited.
" And if i lose? " Tsunade asked catiously.
" You'll return to Konoha as the Hokage without complaining. Also something else, but i'll tell you that after the fight ends. " I said which made her unconsciously cover her boobs.
" It's nothing sexual you old hag. " I said nonchalantly which ticked her off.
" Im not old! " Tsunade said trying to punch me but i just dodged it this time.
" So will you take the bet? " i asked as Jiraiya tried signaling her to say no.
" Fine, but don't use your switching ability. " She said.
" That can be done. " I said as we started leaving the Bar/Restaurant.
Not long after we all arrived on a on an open place i was thinking on either beating her quickly or beating her slowly. In other words should i beat her? Or crush ?
" Sigh, so much to think about and not much time to think about it...i wanna leave already why did i even bother making this deal..." I thought as i was on one side and Tsunade got on another.
But before we started...
" Hello~Frostt~" I heard which i was glad someone came and stopped this.
" Oh? Couldn't wait till i finish my business? " I asked.
" No~Im here for Tsunade...Though i have to ask when will you come? " Orochimaru asked as Jiraiya became suspicious.
" What is he talking about Frost? " Jiraiya asked as i just smirked and switched with Orochimaru as now Orochimaru can talk to Tsunade.
Jiraiya reacted quickly as he went to attack Orochimaru,
" Stab me. " I told Kabuto who was at the place Orochimaru was before to which he made a blade out of chakra and stabbed me which i switched with Jiraiya last minute just for Jiraiya to take the hit.
" Good job. " I told Kabuto to which he smirked as he was ready to stab Jiraiya again.
( A/N Sorry was gonna make this longer but i want the plot to move on faster. )