Where is this place?
I feel like I'm surrounded by warm water...…..
WAIT WATER
"COUGH COUGH COUGH"
I get up and throw up the water that was in my mouth, this is a Lake? No this Saltiness reminding me of my ex-Girlfriend has to be The Ocean.
"Why the hell am I in an Ocean"
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"I'm glad you asked"
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"Who the fuc—let me tell you this if you are here to bug me then I'll say this I have a Black Belt in almost all the sports in Existence (lie) and on top of that I have the power of Anime AND God on my side" I yelled.
"I'm not sure about Anime but I can easily tell that Gods aren't on your side"
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Yeah, literally what all Fortune tellers say, Your next line will be to buy this necklace for $499.
"Wow you're surprisingly mean"
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I look behind and saw a Loli with Purple Hair having no expression on her face and saw A Silver Haired-man behind her raising her frilly skirt getting a clear view of her panties.
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"Wow this is immediately a lot to take in, for now, time to call the cops," I said and searched for my phone in my pants.
"Hm?"
Where are my pants?
Where is my shirt?
Where are my clothes?
The last episode of One Piece was coming out today man you can't be doing this to me.
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"Hahaha Stop with the depressing Stuff, let's introduce ourselves first," The Child predator said.
"Please don't call me a Child predator....." He said.
The hell is he talking to?
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"Anywho, I'm Infinity!" The Child predator happily said.
"I'm Destruction, Peace," the Victim said. (We gonna get sued)
"I'm going to cry now you know," Infinity said AGAIN to no one.
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"Alright you're a REALLY special case so we are going to take time with you," Infinity said and brought out a chair from the air, 2 One for him and one for me.
After we sat down, He beckoned Destruction to come and sit on his lap to which I gave him a disgusted look, Destruction titled her tiny head and me and walked towards where I was sitting and sat on my lap.
Man, To think I'd see a person punch the air.
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"Ok so let me explain, our world is ever-expanding, and ever-expanding from ONE point, This place. This place is somewhere Normal People...… or rather Souls or Normal Gods can't go.
And you, A Special soul. Before you ask, Yes we both are gods.
Now then you somehow appeared here in the singularity of the world and stayed here for 7823428173568340561365727 years" Infinity explained.
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Ok, so I stayed here for how many years again? DID this man say I stayed here for 7823428173568340561365727 years (I have an Eidetic memory)?
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"So, while staying here you got an 'Imprint' on your soul.
The Mark of the Fundamental force.
Which is by far the strongest Imprint you could get, well excluding UITABDGLW" Infinity continued.
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Okay, Imma ignores what he just said a Second ago.
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"What can the Imprint do to me?" I asked him.
"Isn't it obvious? It gives you to Manipulate the 4 Fundamental forces, and maybe even beyond it the Advanced forces derived from the Fundamentals.
Anyway, I and Destruction reached upon a Point...…. And decided to reincarnate you to an Anime Universe, you like anime right?" Infinity asked.
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"Yes and no"
"Explain"
"Yes, I like Anime
And
No, I do not want to Reincarnate please kill me" I said with a straight face.
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"So that's what you meant! Sadly, you don't have a choice, and because I didn't like your tone I'll reincarnate you in Naruto in the Same Generation as Hashirama so good luck in war" Infinity said making my eyes widen.
Everything around me started glowing, Fuck is this how it is going to be? Damn at least I wanted to be in the same gen as Minato Cuz I kinda want to fuck my Waifu (Kushina).
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*Cute Loli Frown*
"W-what! You're supporting that kid?" Infinity asked and Destruction nodded.
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"Fine!
I'll Reincarnate you in Minato's Generation, I'll Also give you Gojo Satoru's Appearance Cuz it's easier to get a Book Cover, oh yeah I'll throw in his Six-Eyes as well or you won't understand How to use Fundamental Forces... Like at all" Infinity said grudgingly.
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Looks like Destruction has the pants in the house, now that I think about it what is their relation even supposed to be? Ow, this light...… it's making my eye itch? Weird ass.
*BLINK*
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*BLINK*
Ayo?
Where did those two go, and I can't move properly—OH NO.
*Shakes head*
I know all about this cliché, I blink my eyes and then get Reincarnated, sigh.
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Oh well... I wonder where my parents are? Or they are probably dead considering a Basic looking woman is approaching me with a Bottle in her hand.
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"There-there what a cutie you are, here let me feed you—WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYES" Suddenly the Basic woman yelled.
Such beautiful eyes? How old am I, Eye color only develops after 1 week or so after birth so right now I should be 1 week old? No, I don't think so, Chakra exists in this world and I have Six-Eyes.
Air is burning my throat STILL, so not long ago I was born and kept here, whelp this woman has a kind Grandma vibe around here..... I might as well eat or rather drink in my case and not bother her.
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Now that I think of it, could Infinity and Destruction read my mind or not?
[AN- Extra Chap at 100 Powerstones]