Ivan
"Why the fuck do I listen to you?!" I barked, running as fast as possible with the girl in my arms.
"Because I'm charming?" He laughed, trying to keep up but panting for breath. "How was I supposed to know they'd go crazy?!"
"Oh, I don't know, we got caught sneaking off with their fucking goddess!" I wasn't happy.
I knew there was a risk we'd be caught, and I was prepared for that. However, I miscalculated how obsessed everyone was. The people who were in on the con obviously didn't want us taking off with the sewing needle and convinced all the patrons that we were trying to kill their goddess. Killing the ones responsible for this mess was one thing. Killing the entire village was not an option for me.
