"Believe it or not, it's really easy making pipe bombs."
"A little bit of elbow grease and some solid imagination goes a long way."
"I mean honestly, I don't think it was my fault those three were still in the bathroom when I blew it up."
"I wanted to have some fun seeing a lightshow, but they walked in just when I had set it up- I was about to warn them, but I saw that they we're the ones always stinking up the bathroom with the smell of cigarettes."
"I really hate the smell of cigarettes."
//End Transmission//