Finally, the day of the tea party came and Finn, Jake, P.B, LSP, and Lee are having a party, LSP said hi and moved away awkwardly.
Lee was confused but decided to ignore her and mark her on the map as she was one of the main characters.
LSP while hovering: 'Oh no! calm down girl you got this.'
[bouncing:] Whoop! Huh?
FINN
[bouncing:] Whoop!
JAKE
Lumpy Space Princess was floating silently while looking at Lee's direction from time to time, Lee knew what LSP was on about but he just ended it with a 'Not in a million years.'
He was not ready to bang clouds.
Lee decided to speak
"It's fun to watch you guys suffer"
Lee said smirking.
Princess Bubblegum
CHEERS, EVERYONE!, Lee stop being mean.
P.B said, she was used to vampires being edge lords due to spending her time with Marceline, she did like his face as he smirked though as he looked evil in a cute way.
P.B embarrassed herself and got a red blush which went unnoticed by everyone as her whole body is pink.
[Everyone cheers.]
Princess, this tea party sucks in a big way! But thanks for the invite!
FINN
Oh, don't worry, Finn. The Mallow Tea Ceremony takes years to master.
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Princess! I think I just now mastered it!
*Tea splashes in his face.*
One more bounce.
*Bounces down*
Alright!
*Hits the ground*
Unh! Tea partying's hard, huh, Jake?
FINN
*Hits the ground* Oof! Yes!
JAKE
WHAT?! NO WAY! IT'S SUPER EASY!
Lumpy Space Princess
LSP was trying to show how competent she is compared to this "losers" so Lee would have a crush on her, unbeknownst to her, she was checkmated before even playing as Lee would never even think about her in that way.
"Lumpy Space Princess, you big faker! You're floating, not bouncing!"
FINN
"Yeah you too Lee, cancel your floating thingy!"
Jake
"Alright I will prove it's easy "
Lee says while falling on the mallow, once he hits the mallow he speeds up in the air, uses his floating very slightly to balance himself and not be seen by others then he falls, he keeps on repeating this then says
"See I told you"
Lee says while giving Jake a mad grin which makes Jake says some incoherent muffled words, most likely some cussing.
P.B is giggling at the side enjoying her time with them, she started regretting bringing LSP here but she was the only girl present so she needed another girl to not feel awkward.
Fine. I'll prove it too.
Lee: 'so it begins'
*She stops floating*
Huh? Ah! Oh, no!
*Bounces down*
Oh, snap!
*She lands with her teeth on Jake's leg.*
AAAAAGH!
Jake screamed in pain, He felt LSP Bite make his legs numb for some reason but went away the next second which calmed him down a little, unbeknownst to him, he was just infected with space Lumps.
"Oh no..."
Lee
*Muffled:* Oh Sorry I bit your leg!
LSP said in a very worried voice not at Jake, But at Lee's face as it was angry
'I messed up big time!'
Thought LSP becoming Depressed a little.
You're still biting me!!
JAKE
Lumpy Space Princess
OH, MY GOSH. OH, RIGHT. SORRY!
LSP realised her thoughts have taken the best of her and she forgot her situation, she was angry with herself as she made Lee even angrier.
Dude! Your leg!
FINN
This is... new. It's nothin' ominous, though. Just a bump.
Jake said not feeling any pain but then he looked at Lee's Dim expression and started to panic.
that's not a bump. It's the early stage of the lumps.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
Is it serious?
FINN
It just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy, on account of my bite. It's just like, um, y'know... werewolf rules? [Imitating a werewolf] Ar, rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr!
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
Finn
OH, NO!
What? Do you think I'm gonna turn all lumpy like her? Get outta here.
*Arm suddenly lumps up*
Wha? Lee, I think I'm freakin' out, do something!
Jake said as Lee kept staring at him with no emotion, unbeknownst to Jake, Lee was scrolling through his store to find lumpy medicine, he found one but the price made him frown.
100.000 coins
Lee decided to later go to the dungeon and collect a shit ton of money.
Calm down, bud! I'll... I'll suck the lumpiness outta ya!
FINN
*Teacup falls on the ground and shatters.*
Hey, now! *Bouncing down* Royal intervention! Surely there must be an antidote to the lumps.
P.B said giving the voice of reason in the group, she decided it was not the time to ask about Lee and she should help them somehow.
You are right there is but I can't access it without going to the Lumby space
Lee
Yeah. There's an antidote, but you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it. And Jake has to use it by sunset.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
What happens if he doesn't take the antidote by sunset?
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
HE'LL BE LUMPY, LIKE, FOREVER
.
Lumpy Space Princess
Or I will have to cure him, but it's gonna be annoying so you guys do it.
Lee
What the H dude, if you can help out why not do it!
Cuz an actual party is waiting for me.
Lee
Huh, what do yo-
FINN
Ask her for the help bro.
Lee says while pointing at LSP
'I don't wanna mess with the plot Finn, butterfly effect and shit'
thought Lee
.
LSP, please! Can you tell us how to reach Lumpy Space?
Finn said eyeing Lee with anger in his eyes
[Relationship with Finn -10]
Yeah, I mean, there's a portal nearby. I can show you whenever.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
*Exiting with Lumpy Space Princess* Take us now! Take us now!
FINN AND JAKE said while Lee stared at princess Bubblegum
What?
P.B
You drank too much.
Lee
Huh, what do yo-
[Intestines grumble]
I should not have drunk that much tea!
*Runs off*
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM
Lee just laughed at the side enjoying the simple stupid antics P.B can pull sometimes, unbeknownst to himself, he was developing a soft side for her in his heart.
2 minutes later~~~~
Don't go telling everyone about this portal or whatever. It's kind of a secret.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
*Finn and Jake look around while Lee is starting at a frog*
Where is it?
FINN
"Frog"
Lee says while coming behind them
Frog? ×2
Says Jake and Finn as they look at each other.
How, did you know?...
Lumpy Space Princess
Lee doesn't answer her, he marks the frog on the map under the name [Lumpy world] and says to Finn and Jake
"The frog is the portal."
*Frog jumps on the mushroom with a ribbit.*
Password, please.
FROG
Lumpy Space Princess*YELLS*
WHATEVERS2009!!
'Ha, classic'
Lee thought remembering the time he first watched this scene in his past life.
Good day, Princess. Is your father okay with you entering Lumpy Space with three... [puffs out his chest] non-Lumpers?
FROG
*Whispering to Lumpy Space Princess*
Just say yes! Yes, yes, yes!
FINN
Lumpy Space Princess
YEAH, WHATEVER, FINE.
The frog extends its tongue to the four and sucks them into his mouth, transporting them to Lumpy Space.
Scene changes to Lumpy Space. Finn is thrown toward a lumpy cloud where LSP, lee, and Jake are waiting for him.
AAAAH!! Whoa... Lumpy Space. So, where's the antidote?
Finn said, ignoring the beauty of the place as now is not the time to gaze at clouds.
Hold it. First, you should check out my house. It's, like, kind of lame, but way less lame than, like, your house.
LSP said trying to bring Lee to her house to brag about her life.
Uh, could you skip to the part where you tell us where the antidote is?
JAKE
It's up there at Makeout Point.
LSP said with a frown, her plans went down the sink, as she saw that Lee was giving her "not.the.time" look.
That's so close! We can run there in no...
*Finn looked down realizing that Makeout Point is across an abyss.*
...time. Aww, what?!! It's, like, a million-mile fall into space!
FINN
Yeah. You have to travel by car in my world, or else you'll fall into the Lumpy Abyss.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
...Or I can float over there holding you guys.
Lee said, he after the first time floating got a new skill called flying and it reached max level with instant mastery, so now he can fly at Mach 2 while carrying 300 kg, of course, the speed can change based on his level and stats.
Yeah ahaha, we don't need a ride...we have a vampire!
Finn said smiling he forgave Lee for not helping earlier.
'Dude has his reasons I guess'
Thought Finn while smiling.
[Relationship with Finn +5]
It's cool and all but can you guys hurry up!
Jake said, freaked out as he felt he was forgotten.
Daughter!! Have you brought smooth people into our domain?!
LUMPY SPACE KING
I had to, Dad... I'm trying to help them, so don't lump yell at me!
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! What did you just say?!?
LUMPY SPACE QUEEN
I SAID, "LUMP OFF," MOM!!! *yells gibberish angrily, then pants heavily*
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS
UH...
Finn
"Right... Let's just go..."
Lee says as Finn hops on his back and Jake shrinks on his shoulder.
The three float to the other side and see 2 lumpy people and a person sitting in the middle
LSP: Lump my life.
She said as she was left alone while hearing her parents close the door harshly.
Hey guys, you looking smooth~
Lee
Really? Do you think so?
Asks one guy in a surprised manner, he idolized smooth people so hearing one of them call you smooth made him very happy.
Yeah y'all are cool, listen guys imma need your help in something urgent
The three smiled, they were never called cool as everyone called them nerds and freaks, Lumpy space was a cruel place.
Speak up bro, I'm all ears
Says lumpy space guy while pointing at his head that did not have ears.
Okay [chuckle]
You see this guy [shows Jake] he got bitten and he doesn't want to become all LUMPY and stuff so could y'all lend me a hand?
Lee says while pointing at the orb
Please please pretty please??
FINN
Sure dude, as long as you return it afterwords it's all good.
LUMPY guy says while tossing the orb.
Thanks guys I owe you one.
Lee says while tossing the orb to Jake
Jake sits on the orb, shakes a little then return to normal
Thanks guys
Says Jake while tossing the orb back to the lumpy teens
"No problemo friend"
Lee looks down and noticed a party, his eyes shines in excitement and says
Is there a party?
Lee
Yeah but it's too loud
Says smooth lumpy guy
And people there are all mean.
Adds another lumpy guy
Okay guys thanks for everything and good-bye!
Lee says while holding Finn and Jake in both arms
Finn:dude what ar_
Jake:huh? Wha-
Lee jumps down while historically laughing, finn and Jake on the other hand were screaming their lungs out.
Just as they were about to hit the cloud their falling stopped but Jake still kept on screaming
Finn: that was sooo cool!
Jake: dude DON'T FO THAT AGAIN!
Screamed Jake, today was a rough day for his little heart to take.
Alright alright, let's PARTY!
Screamed Lee while opening the door to see music being played and lumpy people dancing, he ignored their looks at him and started Jamming to the shitty music too.
Lee goes to grab a drink while Jamming, Finn and Jake just kept dancing but still felt like they had forgotten something.
Did we forget something? Asked Finn
Ehh probably no biggie answered Jake while dancing and waving his noodle arms
Yeah you right answered Finn while dancing imitating how Lee Dances, which was impossible because Lee had dancing skill lvl max.
LSP: ugh!, Why did I even get back here I'm going outta here for good!
"Whatever 2009!"
screamed LSP which made her instantly get sucked outside of lumpy space, this was not her day.
Sorry for doing LSP that dirty but honestly she is just too extra Tbh and can be very overbearing.
Mc is a guy who does not mix with her type, so yeah do expect her to get rekt.