Blaine "section 34 subsection 0: those who can read this are required to read all 27 sections of section 34 and report to the highest authority in the area after receiving ID or whenever the section is read for the first time"
Mayor "So you really did read all of it"
Blaine "Im just as shocked as you Mayor but before we proceed, lets get the citizenship complete while we wait for the capitan to arive."
Mayor "ah right, Blaine, I Hereby declare you a citizens of Forest Rock"
He hands Blaine a green gray, shoulder wrap style, thin leather accessory that Blaine had seen the rest of the town folk in.
Mayor "as you alredy know from the law book "section 1 subsection 2: Any town Identifying clothing and or accessories can be, and are designed, to be used on both leaft and right sides of the body. Or are made reversible in the case of shirts, hats and gloves."
Blaine "speaking of that, im guessing thare are no pants as a part of the town Identifying clothing across the lands?"
Blaine said as he strapped the shoulder wrap around his right shoulder.
Mayor "thay tried at one point, but everyone got frustrated with the material thay where made out of."
Blaine "I understand that all to well, ive hated most jeans since I was in second grade"
At that time the clunking of plate armer culd be heard rapidly approaching the mayors building.
Mayor "well Blaine id like you to meet the capitan of the gaurd"