CHAPTER 1: growing pains
It was a tesuday night on the 31st night of febuary. it was night time, The clouds were pouring out cat spit andthere was so many water and many dark clouds and lack of light. They live in the city of clevelentown in the best country ever to exist (they have awesome culture and quality of life is WAYY better than any other country) japan. Because it takes place in the eastern hells of Asia, there are neon lights everywhere to the point where any eptialtic kid would pass out and have a seizure. Im a high school boy with a black belt and a shy nerd. Tommrowe is prom night ansdd I asked out 3 girls to go with me. At first they were not seemed interested in me but when I show them my secret powers (blue fire aura around my hands) eacho ne said yes. So after this great day of school the sun was about to set. MYstomach started the maganisly quatinfiyling grumble, to the point where my manginutude and gratitude whained to a point where I couldn't focus. So I decided to go to tacobell near my street (it is raining and there are trains (in japan people don't take the bus to school they take the trasn / walk to school)) I was walking until I was hit with a rusty brown old vintage achient (European origin?) leadpipe. Dizzynes ensues and I walk up in a cold sweat. I slowly open my eyes and see a hairy man decided to carry me via his hip and pick me up (carry me). I said "what the hay???" Then I clutched my entire body so my hidden demon powers given by the powers of domnius the second coming of satan made my explosion of blue fire aura explode into the kidnapper. Kidnapper was stun so I hopped off. and then
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Side story:
There was a tacobell and there was an ugly croc. The croc decided to hack the tacobell and hacked and said "stupid taocx man....." and I said again "die....." then after the taco cried "NOOO!" and after that happened I said "I WILL HACK YOU"!!!!!! then the tacobell ugly croc rebraded tacobell into ugly croc bell where they sell ugly croc burgers and burritos
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The kidnapper said "lets fight" and after he said "lets fight" I said sure. SO when he tried to shot me I dodge left so he was dumbfounded and then I spin kick him 2 centermeters away and whipped his anus (ass). Then I use my black bell powers and my fire auracombined to crush his head between my legs and crush his skull into 54 parts (55 if you count the extra bone that fell into the sweres piope). Then after the fight I lost and the kidnapper said "nice fighting you" and ten said "I'm gobnn have to kidnap you again then the police showed up with the siren lights making lots of noise. officer kowowonaskitushenkkazumi said wh o are you little boyu. Andm e (the highschooler) said I AM A HIGHSCHOOLER. then officer kowownakstiskheunkazim said "oh sorry" then officer kowownaskimumss said "but what about this guy". I said oh him? yeah. I Crushed his skull. Then officer kowoikwnaskumskskazum said cool. Then after that night I want to taco bell then I saw that the ugly crock from the side story hackedin to the track beol a. Then I solved thecrime so all the day was saved again. (the ugly croc was arrested and the kidnapper went to an insane asylum).