After I beated the kidnapper and the police went home, I was walking home and I was thinking of how to get revenge on the kidnapper. I decided to go to the closest taco bell. As I walked into the building, I imagined myself in a cool trench coat, but in reality, I was just wearing like idunno un hat fackin (LET"S GO ENGLAND!). I crip walked over to the cashier, and threw up gang signs in their face. They responded with a gun to my face, which quickly stopped my stupidity. Then, something happened. It felt like my brain was shutting down. I could actually feel certain parts slipping away, my mental faculties slowly becoming worse, befoar I reelized somethin. Th cashi fried my brain LIKE FRENCH FRIES GET IT????? "Filhy Gajrin?" My mental state was actually deteriorating at this point. Like it's honestly amazing I'm getting this dialogue out. I realized that this twist was stolen from Flowers for Algernon. Like seriously stolen. I'm running out of ideas stolen. Goddamn am I good at my job. The cashier realzied something was wrong, because nobody in their right mind would throw up gang signs at a guy working his 9-5 job, and asked "Hey, are you okay?" Then I passed out. Wehn I woke up, I realized….I DIDN'T GET MY REVENGE ON THE KIDNAPPER! I earn back to Acobell, determined to ruin their day by livign well.
Then, I ordered the number 15, wich incleuded TURKEY AND OTHER THANKJSGIVING PROPERITYIES (i taught my japanesoe friends and girlfriends about thanksgiving) (they finded weird but I that's because it's NOT japanese)! The cashier wearing the clothes that you see in anime swung it's arm and beauitly potentialsuly phases the tray towards by stable of eatting. There was table and the table contained meal (turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green beans, cream corn, and japanese unquie thanksgiving meals (sushi and ramen)). I was sitting next to the girl who MUST have a crush on me pink hair girl, I think her name is Shushimiasuyskio and her pink hair is beatufdiul. But she said "Ugh, food from land not japan?" "Couchk!" "spits" (shit spits on my food. "HEY!"
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Side story pace breaker:
There was a car, and an ugy dcroc. He plans were blasted once again! He was inside the japanese police car being driven away avec le officeur Koworyshina from last chapter. "Son, you're one ugly croc. Croc the immendaley used his wires to cave inside the mans skull while using the end tip of the wire to steer the wheel into a shrap object inwhich his skull were be stabbed.
"SO THAT JUST HAPPENED?" croc looks 45 degrees to the left
"It's thanks giving in japan huh? I must ruin it.. Infact, I must ruin thanks giving ALL OVER THE D*****M GLOBE!!!" Croc then grabbed from his stache it says, CURSED SHROOMS "I will infect all turkey meat with this fungi. So they will all become EVIL and they will stop CELEBRATING THANKS GHIIVNG IN JAPAN!.
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Thhren h ee sayed oka budy. Ok budy i opnm th foooood an f fungus ws ub th numbr 15. Th foooood hasd mushroom fung. Th fung infected mie an the mushform n=bit mme. A bigggg truk then raen ebebody ove. El bigggg truke was playin 100 gexs an its best nsmusic/ then 1000 gexs showed up then its mushinn time!!!!! Yehahh!!! Then they sayed this ie s not 1000 gexs and thhen the taco bell b;rew up. 4091 pleoploe die nev forgeettel. Mr breast then maks vibdeo 45 mushmillomm viwews. Mushrruom gam/ (th rturktty is diedead)
BEEG truck rides into the everlasting sunet and by that I mean the taco bell walls which makes the hippygangers get out the back. Unfortunately, they decided the turkey was mmmmhmmm and chomped down big tim e for the 7th time that week (they are malnourished because of te irs). The window smashes into at least 5 pices before the infectious fungusy gododeeness is realeased to the public. Victims: Skydoesmiunecraft, chaptainsparkleez, and of coaurse two gunns johnny (he lost an arm in the incident). "Geez" croco said (GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i hate said users, bomb in house). "I guess the next step is to feel clean, (hmmmm) like a MONEY MACHINE" yuh, moving so silent and deadly preyin on yah. PLEASE give me the cure "" corc wanted to say but his awkwardness (best traiit, but dont forget the 17 hour training arc), prevented hinm from researching the cure for ligma. "What's ligma". YE"AH!!!!!!!!" (the jok was never finished :().
It was too late, kowoanyishia was infected with the ligs and now she IS zombie! What will eddie, nti eddie uh OUR CHRACTER do? Tto fight the apolcospye.? FIndo ut. How fcsthwitll thso augvlyg ass croc desocdks troy the rthjrutue m,emamnigng of THANKSGIVING IN JAPAN ????????