"So, let me see if I understand everything you've told me.
"Hypothetically, you were by your friend's side when she was going through an extremely sensitive and personal issue, but then the extremely personal issue got out to the public and now she thinks you're the one who made the issue go viral, yeah?" Reuben asked, raising both his eyebrows at me.
"Exactly, you're getting it!" I encouraged.
"Okay... Now you're looking for a way to vindicate yourself by finding out who spread the issue even though you are not in any way close to anyone in your hypothetical friend's school?" He questioned, confusion evident on his features as he reclined further into his chair.
"I know it sounds ridiculous but I have to do something! I can't let her go thinking I'm still the person who spread the information," I moaned.
"Hypothetically," I added.