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Chapter 35 - Bang

Rossweisse moaned while she sat in my lap and I worked her heavy left breast with one hand and her hairless innie pussy with the other. My own breath became rather ragged as I worked myself into a sexual cascade as more and more of my avatars failed to ignore the siren call of pussy and abandoned their productive tasks to ram our cocks into wildly willing women.

I blame the mes in Heaven currently balls deep down Akeno's throat while she works two more of me over with her hands. Got to love a girl who wants her first time to be a trinitarian airtight experience with God.

I threw the flushed Rossweisse onto Yasaka's futon and mounted her as I entered Akeno's virgin core from below and she reached back to spread her round ass cheeks for her final puckered hole to be plundered.

Ramming my cock into the albino beauty under me was the final straw and my last avatar grabbed the nearest female Seraphim and stripped her in the middle of their combat exercise, stuffing her as she screamed, "Take me, Daddy!"

I hope she meant that in the spiritual sense rather than the literal.

Nah, who cares. Incest is a major problem for lesser beings, but when you are the Almighty you don't have any bad traits to pass down to your children-grandchildren combos. It's like pouring more Hennessy on your Hennessy.

If you have a problem with more Hennessy with your Hennessy then you should find your local AA meetings and start attending. Unlike Incest and Cannibalism, Alcoholism is no laughing matter. That shit ruins lives.

I snapped my fingers as a clone of Ddraig charged me and my maybe daughter, causing the dragon to burst into purple flames and fill me with pure clean energy as I didn't miss a doggystyle stroke.

Yasaka wouldn't miss the scent as my seed leaked out of Rosswiesse's loosened hole. I slowly stuffed my rod down her throat until my fat sack covered her nose and eyes, making me once more thankful for the freaky sex magic I picked up in Brutal Legend all those decades ago.

Doviculus described himself as an infection for a reason. That guy was an icon, a role model. He fathered entire generations of demons like a boss. RIP you incredible beast.

While Rosswiesse was introduced to the wonders of deepthroating, I pulled my rod out of Rias's gullet because she looked like she wanted to say something to me, especially after seeing her Rook getting bent over and serviced next to her older sister. Unfortunately whatever she wanted to say was thrust from her mind by the dick ramming her ass and all she let out with her newfound oral freedom was moans of ecstasy, so I went back to enjoying her mouth to complete the spit roast.

Scenes like that played out for hours as I worked through the completely overriding sensations of a sexual cascade. The stimulation and drive of all 99 Dio's working in harmony to bring maximum pleasure to females would have destroyed a lesser mind. Hell I may be the only person capable of surviving this kind of event, and damn is it incredible.

When I finally regained productive control of myself, I looked out upon my work - the freshly plowed and seeded fields - and saw that it was good.

I emerged from Yasaka's bedroom smoking a celebratory blunt and spotted Kunou waiting patiently for me.

"Did you get the scent to track down my mother?" the little fox yokai asked.

"Ahh, yeah. Definitely can't miss the scent." I told her despite meaning two separate things.

"That's good." Kunou nodded her head, "Then please lead the way."

With a grin I followed my Instincts and desire to find Yasaka's kidnappers to put us exactly in position to encounter the Hero Faction of the Chaos Brigade and Cao Cao didn't disappoint as the area became enshrouded in purple mist.

"This mist." Kunou growled, "The reports stated that purple mist was seen before the disappearance of my mother."

"Oh goody, then we are exactly where we want to be." I grinned.

"I hear you are some kind of god." A silhouette in the mist spoke as the Hero Faction approached lined up like cool kids, "Good thing I brought my god killing spear."

I laughed as Gae Bolg appeared in my hands and I slung it over my shoulders at complete ease.

"I'm a bit of a lancer myself." I smiled at the freshly appeared Cao Cao in his weird mix of Japanese school uniform and Chinese robes, "You know how to use that thing as more than a glow stick?"

"I assure you, my skills with this spear will not disappoint." he stated.

"Well consider me assured." I smirked and with a lazy gesture teleported Kunou back to her home.

"Impossible!" shouted Georg, the second in command of the Hero Faction, "I have this space locked down!"

"Oh, well no one told me." I laughed, "And you really should have. You control the space I exist in? You really have promise as a comedian once this terrorist schtick fails to pan out. Not like any of you are leaving here alive."

"The space is locked!" Georg alerted the rest of their confederates, "I'm not in control!"

"Then we will just have to fight our way out." Cao Cao smirked like his victory was a forgone conclusion.

Rather than wait for them to slow walk over to me, I took off at a light jog that broke the sound barrier and sent out a probing thrust which caused Cao Cao's eyes to widen as he deflected it. As a little bit extra, I snuck in a thrust from a short golden spear, Gae Buidhe, that penetrated only a few inches into Cao Cao's belly, but the blow was enough to determine the fight as the golden spear was a cursed weapon similar to Gae Bolg, and injuries made by it never heal through natural or magical means. With my ownership of the spears even divine intervention is pointless unless it comes straight from me.

So Cao Cao is already dead.

He just don't know it yet.

"Don't get cocky!" the man shouted as he thrust his spear at me and blasted forth a ray of divine light that I cut through with the serrated blade of Gae Bolg.

"I thought you could use it as more than a glowstick!" I yelled as he dodged the sweeping attack from my long red spear.

With a few flourishes I deflected the triple blade assault from Siegfried, the Chaos Brigades test tube baby Sigurd.

"You should bring out more swords." I told him as he narrowly evaded a jab from Gae Bolg.

"I believe you are right, Balance Breaker!" the man shouted as he now sported four silver arms from his back that each held a sword in hand.

"Neat." I grinned as I simply upped my speed to match the new rate his attacks could come in.

Cao Cao made a few safe thrusts at me as the pair attempted to pincer me between them, but keeping up my footwork was simple and soon both me sported a pair of freely bleeding injuries.

"The blood isn't clotting." Cao Cao grimaced.

"Good of you to notice." I smiled, "Your leader and swordsman are already dead. First person to tell me where Yasaka is will get the chance to live."

"Don't listen to him." Cao Cao ordered, "It's wordplay."

"Nice." I grinned, "I don't actually need any of you to talk as I can simply follow my instincts to find her. But it would have been funny to see who breaks first."

"Cao Cao!" a swordsman, Perseus, shrieked as he charged me, "I won't let you get away with this!"

"Stay back!" the Chinese hero ordered but it was already to late as I shut up his battle cry with a red spear blade in his mouth.

Siegfried attempted to strike me while my spear was occupied but I danced away and pulled Perseus's body in his way, thrusting through the boy while shouting "Gae Bolg!" Siegfried cleaved him and my spear strike caught the six armed swordsman in the chest, precisely in the heart.

"I blocked it." he gasped, "I know… I did."

"The attack had already hit." I grinned and pulled away from him as he collapsed into near instant death, the curse of Gae Bolg acting like as a thousand iron thorns tearing his insides apart.

I sidestepped a hole that appeared under me and thrust my spear into the chest of a man covered in shadows.

"You should have known better than to fight me if you carry the spirit of Connla." I smirked as the man couldn't seem to understand how my spear appeared in his chest when I was facing the other way in the exact instant of the attack.

"This is the spear that killed the original Connla. You stood no chance other than to reenact the legend." I explained and dodged a leaping attack from Heracles before stepping on a thrust from Cao Cao.

"Is this fight everything you hoped it would be?" I asked as the man tried to remove his weapon from under my foot, "Man versus God. That's what you wanted."

Cao Cao dodged a thrust while maintaining his grip on his spear by extending the shaft, rocketing him into the air.

"Gae Bolg!" I shouted as I threw my red spear which appeared instantly in Cao Cao's chest and spun around to slam Gae Buidhe's golden blade into Heracles's neck, removing his head with a spin around his broad body.

I raised my hand and Gae Bolg appeared instantly in it again.

"You guys really aren't doing to good." I told the remaining members of the Hero Faction.

"Zhuge Liang!" Jeanne shouted at the small girl who bore the spirit of a grand strategist, "What do we do?"

"I don't know!" the little girl shouted, "Pray? Beg? How should I know?"

"I will never forgive you!" shouted another young man in a Japanese school uniform as he once again tried to snare me in an illusion.

I appeared behind him in an instant and put both spears through his lungs.

"I don't care if you forgive me." I whispered in his ear as he choked on his own blood.

I slew a few of the mooks that failed to attack Issei in the show before appearing before Jeanne.

"Hey there Saber face." I smirked at the shaking young woman, "How bout I finish killing all your friends then we go out for drinks. You look like you could really use a few to steady your nerves."

"Yeah, sure." she nodded her head as I lazily flicked my golden spear through Georg and into the chest of the child like Zhuge Liang.

"You bastard!" Cried Leonardo as he used all his life as fuel to summon the strongest creature he could imagine, a dragon.

"How cute." I smirked and turned as Jeane leapt away and activated her balance breaker to summon a dragon made of holy swords.

I simply threw Gae Bolg once more at the dragon summoned by Leonardo and activated it's Soaring attack which hit the dragon like a divine tactical nuke and vaporized everything but its back legs.

As for the sword dragon, I simply pointed my finger at it and said, "Bang."

A similar light show ensued as the holy sword dragon was turned to atoms leaving an exhausted and terrified Jeanne on her knees weeping as I walked up to her.

"Hey." I said.

"Hey." she sobbed.

"You totes lied to me." I sighed and pointed my finger gun at her causing her to hyperventilate, "That ain't cool."

"Bang."