out of nowhere I wake up to see a line
a very very long line ahead and behind me with blinding lights and weird bells all the time they sound sorta beautiful as I realized something
"WAIT HOW THE FUCK AM I ALIVE"
DING
someone pops up next to me looks at me and say "great but common question sir sadly to the awnser is ur not"
"what do u mean I am very clearly right here next to u and all these plp and how didn't I see u before it's like u popped up out of thin air and what Is with this line" which somehow 100 times shorter and I'm almost at the front with 40ish plp ahead of me
"well sir I can awnser all these questions for u one u does in the crash and ur on ur way to the gates of heaven where u will be judges to do 3 things if u was good in ur life u go to heaven or get a with if u was bad u go to hell to awnser ur second question it's because I'm a angel I will pop in and out of reality or at least ur reality to awnser question for confusions among the recently dead and I basically already awnsered ur last question with answering the first hopefully this was a very satisfying awnser for u sir"
wait what did he just say
"of course it wasn't I'm dead uhghhhhh right before Xmas to what about my family"
oh don't worry they will find out a week from the accident and will mourn u Greatly to what I see u wasnt really loved but u where the back bone of the family regardless"
"that's not what I meant oh my oh crap I can't even finish my sentence here"
"oh I know sir but even Angels have work guidelines so sorry about the depressing awnser and no u can't her in the judging halls and heaven all 10 commandments are like brick walls no matter what"
oh yeah I guess that my sense
"oh well ok and sorry well thanks u for ur help"
"no problem sir"