oh shit it's my turn I think as I walk forward
the gate keeper proceeds to look at me and say "you've done really good things and very bad things in the end u was 100 percent neutral I can't send u anywhere I'll have god decide what to do with u" he says as I disappear into a place with a blind light as I hear a voice "why r u here"
I don't know how to respond to the question so I said the truth "the gate guy said I was neutral"
"hmmm first neutral being in over 1673 year 9 months 4 days 6 hrs 12 minutes and 47 seconds that's a doozy hmm I guess since ur so rare but same time wasn't really bad u just don't do anything really in life I guess I can give u 5 wishes from being in another dimension to have super power so on so forth few things can't actually be done I'll tell u what can't be"
wait did he really just call me rare and boring at the same time fuck oh well 5 wishes tho not letting this opportunity pass me up
"ok to start of since u know everything right"
" yes that is correct"
"ok well u know what a system is then of course"
"yes human I am god I know ALL including that of which I didn't know"
"ok well I want a system in my next life that show stats plans main objective and a ai to help me aswell with the system aswell as all other features"
"ok done"
"2 I would like to be brought back as a anime character called deku aka izuku midoriya as of episode 1 with his smarts strength quirk and all"
"ok done"
"3 I would also like a regenerative ability sorta just a passive that I can use on broken bones fratures and so on"
"it's done"
"4 I wish it was like a fanfic to where I can end up with a harem even though it's against the 10 commandments I will love them all with all my heart"
"sadly I don't want to cus it does go against my commandments but most plp would do this route and I can tell u really resisted the urge to ask I'll allow it for the one time"
"thank u and my final wish I wish I can get more quirks as I think of them to where I can have infinite of them"
"done ur wishes have been granted" god says as I start to scream in agony was this all a sick joke am I going to hell was my last thought b4 I pass out