"wake it up!"(fallen voice)
an intense wave of cold and wet splashed all over my face and torso as I shook awake.
"smelling salts are a thing you know."(syn) I said groggily as I moved a bit.
"too expensive."(female)
a look of wtf was on my face.
"I didn't send my best agent to come collect you for nothing."(female)
"don't actually care."(syn)
I tried to snap whatever it was that was binding me but found my limbs to be nothing more than stumps, healed stumps.
I wasn't strapped to anything.
[you will need to cut off your arm above the stumps to heal them fully]
*gee thanks!*
"insurance, I've seen what you're capable of."(female)
"wouldn't matter if I had my arms or not."(syn)
my tentacles emerged from my back as their blades extended slowly for effect, all 4 of them aiming at the woman.
"I'm much better with these."(syn)
she waved off her man and walked closer, a striking resemblance to Luan.
my blades shrunk back and disappeared.
"seems my family was right, this face does effect you severely."(female)
"how would your family know that?!"(syn)
"I'm the eldest of the Celeste family, we've been around for some time."(female)
my face twisted in anger as I eyed the woman.
"it seems my ancestors face really is one you know, fascinating!"(female)
"family fail to mention I'm thousands of years old?"(syn)
"they did but I assumed low thousands, like two or three."(female)
"try eight."(syn)
she fixed her posture and started circling me.
"I need you, and you are going to cooperate."(female)
"yeah right, you have nothing to blackmail or threaten me with."(syn)
"we'll kill you."(female)
"HA! please do go ahead and try, I'm pretty bored and a fight would be fun."(syn)
she grumbled at my response and walked away, I was not sure at all I could win any fight against this guy over here, lookin like syn Jr had too many god tier steroids.
all of his veins were bulging in his skin, it was the grossest thing I'd ever have the displeasure of looking at, well, second, no,.....OK it was in the top 15 grossest.
I wonder if I should make a list one of these days?
a slap to my face brought my attention back to the woman and off my thoughts.
"pay attention!"(female)
"you're way more boring than who you're trying to copy."(syn)
her face twisted in anger as it reddened.
"IM NOT COPYING ANYBODY!"(female)
she reached up and pulled, the high-tech mask dropping from her.....surprisingly ugly face!
"HOLY SHIT!"(syn)
her veiny copy of me and Luan, the guy who kicked my ass, sent a kick, knocking me to the ground.
"I have to say the lack of depth perception from down here helps."(syn)
a kick to my abdomen was next.
"how much will it take to break you?!"(female)
I've been through highschool more than twice, Im pretty sure you can't even scratch me."(syn)
she scoffed at me before grabbing a metal something amd hitting my knee, fuck!
it was a God damn clever!
the bottom part of my right leg falling onto me left, rolling off with a sick sound.
"you've graduated to minor headache."(syn) I told her, still full of confidence, where the hell was it coming from?!
"break already!....damn you!"(female)
"bite me asshole!"(syn)
I regretted that one.
she smiled like an escaped mental patient and bent down, grabbing my left leg, the part that was chopped off, and she started eating. what..the..fuck?!
"ok this goes top 5 grossest, OH you're actually oh....top 1, this is.....holy!....wow..."(syn)
I'd really wanted to vomit right now.
"if this makes you explore a new planet then I'll do it!"(female)
"I'm sorry back up, what?"(syn)
"several new planets have been found nearby with lots of new resources, we need you to explore one that's too dangerous for anyone else to."(female) said, still casually gnawing on my leg.
"none of you sickos asked me, you legit kidnapped me before you asked, you're ass backwards."(syn)
"wait! does that mean?!"(female)
"HELL NO!"(syn)
"you don't kidnap a person, cut off their limbs to then eat one in front of em, you can't honestly expect them to help you!"(syn)
"oh..."(female)
a tentacle of mine came out, me using the blade to lop off my arm above the stumps, my arms and leg regrowing back to normal.
I stood and brushed off whatever clothes remained, nodding to both of them and leaving, pushing open the only door in sight and just walking.
I got to the end of the hallway and pushed open a cellar door, the kinds you have that open sideways and are slanted a bit, mostly in the ground.
the light and scene that greeted me were...something.
"IM IN A TRAILER PARK?!"(syn)
I felt hurt, hurt that I ended up underneath a trailer home, hurt that I was fooled by cannibals, ya know what?
fuck em.
I walked back into the door, back down the hallway, back into the room I was in.
the girl was happy to see me but I had business before her, I walked up to the dude that fought me and using my limb blade from my wrist I stabbed him in the heart and slashed his throat, he was slower, looks like on his own without that suit or whatever it was he's alot weaker.
he limply fell to the floor before my atention shifted to the leg eater herself.
"please no! I have a family!"(female)
"I don't care."(syn)
one swipe of my hand, no blade needed, her head came clean off as it splattered on the cement wall to my right, my clothes were already mostly destroyed and bloody so some new blood wouldn't be too noticeable, for me.
I left the underground horror room and started looking around, I have no idea where I am.